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(DIR) Post #B5IhtLybgUrdkTF4wC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:10:06Z
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I've found a good starting link for strange #fashion aliexpress again. Start here and keep clicking on the strangest shirt or pants you see. https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811431384567.html
(DIR) Post #B5IhyBWdy6kcmcSz0C by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-04-15T00:10:55Z
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@futurebird I'm trying to think of when a person would wear thisThe club?
(DIR) Post #B5Ii47KIUfXBUtWJqi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:12:03Z
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"American Style Shorts"Do not ask me to explain this. I can't help you.
(DIR) Post #B5IiFhVSJl5CtQGMvQ by kirakira@furry.engineer
2026-04-15T00:14:06Z
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@futurebird no i think they're onto something. im about to make those american style by association
(DIR) Post #B5IiKYMJkrcdyFIoyG by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-04-15T00:11:05Z
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@futurebird is that what cool kids wear at the club?
(DIR) Post #B5IiKZPtp257FdzCC0 by bryanredeagle@beige.party
2026-04-15T00:12:28Z
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@lapis @futurebird It's not the club anymore. It's "da clurb".
(DIR) Post #B5IiKaVFmbxUcXUzB2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:14:57Z
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@bryanredeagle @lapis Excuse me?er... escrubs me?
(DIR) Post #B5IiR7i1EloVLPaOno by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-04-15T00:16:10Z
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@futurebird I think you could pair this with the jean "jacket" above (though you still need an actual top below the denim monstrosity)is our goal to assemble an outfit that sort of goes together? that could be a fun game
(DIR) Post #B5IiXhEi3onNGf0klM by cynical13@social.vivaldi.net
2026-04-15T00:17:21Z
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@futurebird For when you're tongue tied but commin' strapped?
(DIR) Post #B5IiaSbeuVl2lM3zm4 by dvandal@infosec.exchange
2026-04-15T00:17:52Z
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@futurebird Final Fantasy X-2 ah shortsIf they come in black or leather Final Fantasy 15
(DIR) Post #B5IizW0VP5OkY8dGc4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:22:25Z
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@nazokiyoubinbou They said if you had nice enough legs you could wear anything... and someone wanted to prove them wrong.
(DIR) Post #B5Ij641xolnpoERAFk by kali@discuss.systems
2026-04-15T00:23:32Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B5IjAXpUy50xO4k8Q4 by lxskllr@mastodon.world
2026-04-15T00:24:22Z
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@futurebird What was that?? Oh, it's the danglies from my shorts.What was that?? Oh, it's the danglies from my shorts.What was that?? GODDAMMIT!
(DIR) Post #B5IjB8ITNpa8UMZma0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:24:30Z
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@kali Do I want to know what this is called ... or nah?Is this... custom? Can you get any face?
(DIR) Post #B5IjIcvrscnLWuZnP6 by kali@discuss.systems
2026-04-15T00:25:50Z
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@futurebird no, seems you always get this dudehttps://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005009104207462.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller.80.88387654cQ9Twx&gps-id=pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller&scm=1007.40050.354490.0&scm_id=1007.40050.354490.0&scm-url=1007.40050.354490.0&pvid=d5bea018-ea02-4a94-855a-e992011f6090&_t=gps-id:pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller,scm-url:1007.40050.354490.0,pvid:d5bea018-ea02-4a94-855a-e992011f6090,tpp_buckets:668%232846%238114%231999&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22order%22%3A%2213%22%2C%22eval%22%3A%221%22%2C%22sceneId%22%3A%2230050%22%2C%22fromPage%22%3A%22recommend%22%7D&pdp_npi=6%40dis%21EUR%2114.42%215.19%21%21%2116.56%215.96%21%40211b612517762125482148637ec56b%2112000047925992268%21rec%21DE%21%21ABXZ%211%210%21n_tag%3A-29910%3Bd%3A2f60eba9%3Bm03_new_user%3A-29895&utparam-url=scene%3ApcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller%7Cquery_from%3A%7Cx_object_id%3A1005009104207462%7C_p_origin_prod%3A
(DIR) Post #B5IjcGOJOhfRPYFCCW by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2026-04-15T00:16:57Z
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@futurebird They are, like everything else American, a total mess.
(DIR) Post #B5IjcHrluepJzD2El6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:29:24Z
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@ColesStreetPothole If everyone were wearing these it'd explain a lot I think.
(DIR) Post #B5Ik9X6wFqZKp4yx2O by P__X@mastodon.social
2026-04-15T00:35:23Z
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@futurebird Are you referring to these?https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811521739186.htmlThey gave me a flashback:
(DIR) Post #B5IkFAEoD1EZcYLfG4 by tomstewart@lingo.lol
2026-04-15T00:36:25Z
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@futurebird TARDIS skeleton, but to wear.#BoldStatement
(DIR) Post #B5Il1IIXXpG8WF2mMC by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2026-04-15T00:45:07Z
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@futurebird ...worn with a classic French shirt tuck. Someone's making a statement but damned if I can understand it
(DIR) Post #B5IlHRAKLKSyedtr1s by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:48:04Z
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@moira "I am a Doctor"
(DIR) Post #B5IlKYv7y1ZzZgHSGu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:48:38Z
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@P__X It's almost cute... almost.
(DIR) Post #B5IlMcA4t602CpFghs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:48:59Z
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@liquor_american It's a whole universe!
(DIR) Post #B5IlXP71kE4Ev5yCKe by P__X@mastodon.social
2026-04-15T00:50:56Z
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@futurebird this one's the real gem here:https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811816955011.html
(DIR) Post #B5IlYAx5sSdtIBgwVs by starraven@mastodon.scot
2026-04-15T00:50:59Z
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@futurebird I'm seeing stuff to wear to my next science fiction convention.
(DIR) Post #B5IlZghlJ6EQ3rF1fM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:51:20Z
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@P__X Oh dear.
(DIR) Post #B5IlhwTcYF8pIGYxhw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:52:46Z
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@geckzilla Yes that would be the dealbreaker for most people.
(DIR) Post #B5IlsBGSQSuy3KHuqm by ryanjyoder@techhub.social
2026-04-15T00:54:41Z
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@futurebird This is a part of the Internet I'm unfamiliar with. Is this ai generated stuff?
(DIR) Post #B5Ilu0BOb90mGLmy9I by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:55:03Z
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@ryanjyoder No. These are very real products.
(DIR) Post #B5Im5DUZSGJ4j56b1k by DrHyde@fosstodon.org
2026-04-15T00:57:01Z
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@futurebird @nazokiyoubinbou fairly sure those are both just rip-offs of one of my cousin's designs. She trades as Jed Phoenix Of London
(DIR) Post #B5ImAVgHFyYwaN6ZoO by crenquis@mstdn.io
2026-04-15T00:57:58Z
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@futurebirdFollowed a few links and came across these Daisy Duke shorts converted into a skirt
(DIR) Post #B5ImE73MlOXBMYcfGC by fembot@mstdn.social
2026-04-15T00:58:37Z
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@futurebird kind of a stevie nicks vibe happening
(DIR) Post #B5ImEemtL9YfzJAzIm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T00:58:47Z
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@crenquis OK I may have worn something like this in the late 90s thank god no one ever scanned those photos.
(DIR) Post #B5ImWraAVZDGsmuGiO by AbyssalRook@mstdn.social
2026-04-15T01:02:01Z
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@futurebird There's a LOT of Michael Jackson stuff that's coming up in the 'related products' section. Including a sweater that's been absolutely murdered with sequins. .....I think this might be his glove from his Superbowl outfit. .........As shorts.
(DIR) Post #B5In5PpTgYCKwYXjxg by fembot@mstdn.social
2026-04-15T01:08:14Z
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@futurebird My husband thinks those shorts look like they were made from surplus duffle bags
(DIR) Post #B5In6kdHpAlNkmTfyy by crenquis@mstdn.io
2026-04-15T01:08:32Z
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@futurebirdWas thinking the same
(DIR) Post #B5InYjVpaChqO5Kijw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T01:13:28Z
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@StellaFoxxie We can add these to the outfit.
(DIR) Post #B5Ip7f665d9smfW21g by timtfj@mastodon.social
2026-04-15T01:27:08Z
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@bri7 @futurebird My German isn't very good, but I think that would mean something like "unfortunately trousers", so maybe ;-)(Leider = unfortunately, Leder = leather)
(DIR) Post #B5Ip7gVeq5CNAETxVQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T01:31:03Z
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@timtfj @bri7 🤣
(DIR) Post #B5Ir9Q8Ut0v2rzbXlI by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-04-15T01:53:47Z
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@futurebird ok it's weird but i kind of dig it
(DIR) Post #B5ItL6UJxkdhJeVkem by dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-04-15T02:08:02Z
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@futurebird Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - Canadian tuxedo remix
(DIR) Post #B5ItL7QoSHQYF3sSpM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-15T02:18:22Z
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@dragonfrog This implies a very long mid-rift.
(DIR) Post #B5MMJfV4IXQNTBPNNA by faduda@mastodon.ie
2026-04-16T18:27:08Z
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@futurebird Corshorts?