Post B4MgFBmgn4oJQrHCEa by phpete@mastodon.coffee
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(DIR) Post #B4Mfu2kDCor7JX2CrQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-18T00:14:34Z
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A woman made love to over 24 ghosts and now she will marry one of them.......... she found her boo
(DIR) Post #B4Mg0BRFnH4g145whs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-18T00:15:40Z
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*ducks**barrage of vegetables all fail to hit their mark*
(DIR) Post #B4Mg4RZXkcZNDE0IHQ by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-03-18T00:16:23Z
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@futurebird A+
(DIR) Post #B4Mg7KHfIzcxTc12lU by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T00:16:55Z
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@futurebird LOL.
(DIR) Post #B4Mg8BYrDns4iHT1Q8 by P__X@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T00:17:05Z
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@futurebird 😂 💀
(DIR) Post #B4MgA2jozryLvaTtya by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T00:17:26Z
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@futurebird Good one, @futurebird.
(DIR) Post #B4MgFBmgn4oJQrHCEa by phpete@mastodon.coffee
2026-03-18T00:18:20Z
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@futurebird...and sent to the 16yo.
(DIR) Post #B4MgeVLhBe5JLmio88 by ranjit@friend.camp
2026-03-18T00:22:55Z
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@futurebird I think my vegetable* would have hit you but only because I am very bad at throwing. * I’m thinking I’d throw a horned melon - they look threatening but aren’t actually very pointy
(DIR) Post #B4MgltcXLNgwee7iy0 by karamazov1879@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T00:24:15Z
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@futurebird What the hell can you say to that?
(DIR) Post #B4MgxI76cTdXntr6dE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-18T00:26:21Z
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@P__X "💀"careful she's still on the scene....
(DIR) Post #B4Mi1idQ3YKPAce3ii by n1vux@mastodon.radio
2026-03-18T00:37:56Z
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@futurebird (by reputation, there are tags for this precis on AO3. I prefer your pun; thank you, I will be sharing this with the AO3 fans in my life.)
(DIR) Post #B4MiXphrIdteMx2DYm by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T00:44:06Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B4Mk8kdfChf7JxExzk by farah@beige.party
2026-03-18T01:01:59Z
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@futurebird Congratulations you’re a dad now
(DIR) Post #B4MlPGXyRBais019yS by jmax@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T01:16:11Z
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@futurebird - The others ghosted her after.
(DIR) Post #B4Mnhf6G5YSW8lxC2y by lemgandi@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T01:41:56Z
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@futurebird ZOMFG have you seen this? https://www.antscan.info/
(DIR) Post #B4Mx1eBG7DzMfUtgUC by RonJeffries@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T03:26:22Z
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@futurebird Stop. 😀
(DIR) Post #B4N0DaSy3DxgUBZ6rw by llewelly@sauropods.win
2026-03-18T04:02:08Z
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@futurebird boo made boo boo?
(DIR) Post #B4N0K9Rcunimht4Hmi by middleclasstool@phire.place
2026-03-18T04:03:18Z
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@futurebird I want you to know how proud I am of you for doing this. You have made the world a little bit worse, in the best way.
(DIR) Post #B4N3IfCy9DRcVGC7Cy by JackMexa4@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T04:36:40Z
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@futurebird Better loved than ghosted
(DIR) Post #B4N8vU4Zyw7P23bIDA by juergen_hubert@mementomori.social
2026-03-18T05:39:37Z
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@futurebird But what if the ghost dumps her?https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/The_Ghostly_Suitor_on_Hartenstein_Castle
(DIR) Post #B4NIemkiHGcjaIz5rU by jorny@mastodon.social
2026-03-18T07:28:42Z
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@futurebird More of this. Please!
(DIR) Post #B4O05de2XlDJBYujOy by rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social
2026-03-18T15:35:25Z
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@futurebird Go far away with that type of talk. LOL