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(DIR) Post #B4JYJH6WUAG0GFy4K8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-16T12:05:19Z
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render distance very low today who used all the compute?
(DIR) Post #B4JYRhGV6UOxiMePLc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-16T12:06:50Z
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can’t even load the got dang new jersey
(DIR) Post #B4JYTSNLQxds79gueG by kali@discuss.systems
2026-03-16T12:07:04Z
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@futurebird AI
(DIR) Post #B4JYUogNywmhaXFIzQ by imp3tuz@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-03-16T12:07:23Z
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@futurebird sorry, compute cores were too busy filtering cat images into the pipelines 👩🏽🔧🐈🐈⬛
(DIR) Post #B4JYaGpyjNI8MAKjrs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-16T12:08:25Z
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Herobrine! (the musical)Herobrine takes Manhattan.
(DIR) Post #B4JYiqPSMGBIzy14O8 by jmax@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T12:09:56Z
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@futurebird In fairness, there's some buggy code in that module.
(DIR) Post #B4JZCtFyKyYaW2uIkq by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2026-03-16T12:15:21Z
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@futurebird nick boström did!
(DIR) Post #B4Ja2MKE1KzlRIRFuC by julia@mastodon.com.br
2026-03-16T12:24:37Z
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@futurebird you just need to unlock more missions to go further!
(DIR) Post #B4Jd9bWuBl2SU7W3Y8 by mndflayr@metalhead.club
2026-03-16T12:59:35Z
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@futurebirdI think this is on purpose, because you didn't do the required age verification. 🤔
(DIR) Post #B4JdrgcOdAKd0a6X2m by dusk@todon.eu
2026-03-16T13:07:32Z
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@futurebird Was teaching the kiddos about Mario Party 64 last night, explaining that, back then, we were afforded way fewer polygons at once.
(DIR) Post #B4Je8EoFHDRPgRXTxQ by burnitdown@beige.party
2026-03-16T13:10:32Z
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@futurebird oh, oops. i must be running 17 instances if atari800 again. $ killall atari800$
(DIR) Post #B4JeMn3Kl1SlwRXGhk by flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange
2026-03-16T13:13:10Z
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@futurebird Elevator pitch: Silent Hill, but it’s Staten Island
(DIR) Post #B4JfAecIOf30FyfKq0 by scott@sfba.social
2026-03-16T13:22:11Z
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@futurebird Lovely photos! I mean, renderings! 😅
(DIR) Post #B4JfChZWNdI009LPe4 by jwarlander@mastodon.nu
2026-03-16T13:22:34Z
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@futurebirdSomeone's using the quantum wavefunctions for compute, and doesn't want them to collapse prematurely due to spurious observation.
(DIR) Post #B4JfulmQ60uhnIOI2y by gergolippai@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T13:30:30Z
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@futurebird sorry, we needed the gpu for new jersAI
(DIR) Post #B4Jfysceb7cOAqmajA by gblues@bolha.us
2026-03-16T13:31:13Z
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@futurebird this AI bubble is getting worse and worse!
(DIR) Post #B4Ji3SJq1LOFx3I8Bs by Infoseepage@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T13:54:30Z
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@futurebird Trump's regime is using it all to decide what girl's school to bomb next.
(DIR) Post #B4Jjueq2IwnU57Hgw4 by madengineering@mastodon.cloud
2026-03-16T14:15:19Z
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@futurebird *nervously pushes his his complex machine I to the closet, whistling*
(DIR) Post #B4JkYg2vEWGtPXOVyC by joaquim_satolep@bolha.us
2026-03-16T14:22:32Z
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@futurebird I can't tell you. If it's my fault, I apologize in advance...
(DIR) Post #B4JkZfcUItxwNVVHNI by albnelson@beige.party
2026-03-16T14:22:44Z
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@futurebird oh I think we all know
(DIR) Post #B4Jl2Oy1IUQd82H7hY by krnlg@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T14:27:54Z
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@futurebirdI don't know the answer, someone used all the Intelligence today.
(DIR) Post #B4JmaIQGEgQwdCD7aq by count_01@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T14:45:08Z
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@futurebird Loading a multistage ambush for sure, that fog is a dead giveaway. You don't even need to hear the boss music.
(DIR) Post #B4JnIzYZE4Yd9OPNke by ids1024@mathstodon.xyz
2026-03-16T14:53:20Z
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@futurebird San Francisco was pretty clear and sunny this weekend. Must be using a bigger share of the compute budget than usual.
(DIR) Post #B4Joiq3NHT7PA0hsrg by pdkoenig@mstdn.social
2026-03-16T15:09:08Z
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@futurebird We live someplace where we get bright blue sky during downpours. Kids blame glitchy sky rendering.
(DIR) Post #B4JqkkZAqukAd7cVAu by swope@mstdn.plus
2026-03-16T15:31:57Z
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@futurebirdI sold some of the RAM to pay for fuel and rent. Sorry.
(DIR) Post #B4JveJV14dWiiTQRCi by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2026-03-16T16:26:49Z
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@futurebird At least the programmers made it look nice. Didn't just clip it off at a kilometre. That was nice.
(DIR) Post #B4Jvv09AHM1hcQA6L2 by luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-03-16T16:29:50Z
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@futurebird This is the price for HDR.
(DIR) Post #B4JxvoCEOcGOkj6oQC by kosure@mas.to
2026-03-16T16:52:24Z
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@futurebird RAMAGEDDEON hits again
(DIR) Post #B4KWafXis2nMEGohF2 by resl@mas.to
2026-03-16T23:20:46Z
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@futurebird I know that avenue :ablobcatrainbow:
(DIR) Post #B4PHBxcR5NobFaix7Y by lufthans@mastodon.social
2026-03-19T06:21:45Z
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@futurebird did you cache the old jersey?