Post B3vWbAAIA3IQFZ5v1s by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
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(DIR) Post #B3vVcSnUGy96N8U4Y4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-04T21:42:07Z
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is it *really* news if it doesn't go do do do do do do do do first ?
(DIR) Post #B3vVixle2T7yA7in7w by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-04T21:43:18Z
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OK ima stop posting nonsense and work on this letter justgive me a momentI taught everything from eigen values to book binding today
(DIR) Post #B3vVyuNkOSesIP9Aga by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-04T21:46:11Z
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The beeping do do do do sound at the start of old time newscasts is meant to sound like teletype, so you feel like "wow these people are getting some news right now!"I think I should do my own news but with a modem screaming and moaning and guttering as the intro.
(DIR) Post #B3vW8e5XpMz4erHAAa by dan@discuss.systems
2026-03-04T21:47:54Z
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@futurebird please be sure to read the news off a curling sheet of fax paper
(DIR) Post #B3vWEoTs6NQAcvaz7g by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-03-04T21:48:58Z
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@Myotis_cuniculus *perfect* !
(DIR) Post #B3vWbAAIA3IQFZ5v1s by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2026-03-04T21:52:56Z
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@futurebird ....a shitpost? From you? 😱 😂
(DIR) Post #B3vXD0pBKxxMHkGhTE by dannyman@sfba.social
2026-03-04T21:59:55Z
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@futurebird modem sounds
(DIR) Post #B3vZ5aqrhm3Pc4e6am by McSquank@zirk.us
2026-03-04T22:20:58Z
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@futurebird ok, i always thought it was morse code
(DIR) Post #B3vdpBrHMTHzEdpxwm by AbyssalRook@mstdn.social
2026-03-04T23:14:01Z
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@futurebird "Oh, she's currently reading Twitter."
(DIR) Post #B3vkxOyhAMvHv9AWRM by anne_twain@theblower.au
2026-03-05T00:33:55Z
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@futurebird Mine would start with someone muttering ..."Where is it?""Damn""What's it doing now?""It was here a minute ago."
(DIR) Post #B3voPqu9EFXIVLIdIe by llewelly@sauropods.win
2026-03-05T01:12:42Z
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@futurebird the american news industry has become a creature which wants, above all other things, to hear us beg for the world to end, simply to shut off the news.
(DIR) Post #B3vriSwErJ0XXTqQoi by overholt@glammr.us
2026-03-05T01:49:40Z
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@futurebird GOOD EVENING MR AND MRS AMERICA AND ALL THR SHIPS AT SEA: FLASH!
(DIR) Post #B3vsKk7zOfOzr6ap5U by rk@mastodon.well.com
2026-03-05T01:56:37Z
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@futurebird At work I had a weekly little update that I sent out to the company every Friday and I’d make the title be like.--. --- --- .--. THIS WEEK IN RESEARCH .--. --- --- .--.but the Morse code was always something stupid (like here: “poop”)
(DIR) Post #B3vsONbX53j19t95sG by rk@mastodon.well.com
2026-03-05T01:57:16Z
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@futurebird That’s amazing, I wanna learn about Eigenvalues and book binding.