Post B3YFhhQbEfpBIKAuXo by lapis@elekk.xyz
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(DIR) Post #B3Y2gTmnAjvlI5dwjQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-21T13:59:33Z
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Pica wishes you a … a #caturday #picathecat
(DIR) Post #B3Y3cy0IyrFHo1qwD2 by jmax@mastodon.social
2026-02-21T14:10:02Z
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@futurebird - Looks more generous than that to me. I think she's giving you the benefit of the doubt."I presume you're doing something urgent and critically important, since you've ignored me for so long. I look forward to your explanation."
(DIR) Post #B3Y3hfTRIoSPmeioWO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-21T14:10:58Z
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@jmax Good point but also please consider the claws.
(DIR) Post #B3Y41zfNw6gOCa094a by GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social
2026-02-21T14:14:35Z
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@futurebird she may be thinking catnip catnip catnip
(DIR) Post #B3Y46cYvGT2lzeBXLU by mj@hessen.social
2026-02-21T14:15:26Z
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@futurebird She’s probably thinking based on her pointy paws, “I’ll give my human a couple of minutes before I call it #scratcherday!”
(DIR) Post #B3Y4GeNPNFPmW3a7km by snowgaze@masto.pt
2026-02-21T14:17:14Z
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@futurebird 🤩 so cute!!! Happy caturday!
(DIR) Post #B3Y6NBjuRb8HdRLruq by dvandal@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21T14:40:50Z
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@futurebird her eyes are broadcasting such a look of sincere love.Gobbless her RBF, but this expression is like when my Bean is staring at me deeply while deciding to move from the heater to my lap 🥹
(DIR) Post #B3Y7iFyA0qZWmzcy80 by HubCityLocal@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21T14:55:52Z
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@futurebird Those murder mittens! 😼
(DIR) Post #B3Y89LqSH6dQpawXMO by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2026-02-21T15:00:40Z
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@futurebird Hi Pica! Happy Caturday, little one!
(DIR) Post #B3Y8CUmHWIA7P7USQa by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2026-02-21T15:01:20Z
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@futurebird And to you as well, @futurebird!
(DIR) Post #B3Y9ZxoznluG62VwqO by Bumblefish@mastodon.scot
2026-02-21T15:16:47Z
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@futurebird A face that says: we have standards in this house and you are not meeting them.
(DIR) Post #B3YFIaHue4jXuV8UL2 by woe2you@beige.party
2026-02-21T16:20:51Z
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@futurebird She's being very patient with your callous disregard for the proper state of things. Some cats would take more direct action.https://beige.party/@woe2you/116094238304761327
(DIR) Post #B3YFhhQbEfpBIKAuXo by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-02-21T16:25:20Z
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@futurebird I love when Pica has an intense gaze
(DIR) Post #B3YH1iBAFjtbMz3sxc by GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
2026-02-21T16:40:11Z
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@futurebird Those claws worry me
(DIR) Post #B3YHq1gtyxXQMctlxI by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2026-02-21T16:49:18Z
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@futurebird Oh my goodness, you are on the list. Whatever did you do!
(DIR) Post #B3YI292UUI2Qd3m7N2 by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-02-21T16:51:29Z
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@futurebird Pondering crimes against your clothing.
(DIR) Post #B3YI6lJk6zm4VO2vy4 by Olson@sfba.social
2026-02-21T16:52:20Z
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@futurebird Or she just loves you.
(DIR) Post #B3YPVddGWNsnaZzFFQ by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-02-21T18:13:22Z
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@futurebird out of curiosity if you don't mind sharing why is Pica named Pica?When I first started following you and was introduced to Pica the Cat and her emotions I was expecting a lot more stories of like, eating drywall or not-food things but other than I think you mentioning some 🐜 - munching I don't think I've heard an anecdote about inappropriate eating.
(DIR) Post #B3YPVeV9I2z6HhCHEe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-21T18:15:17Z
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@lapis Her full name is "picante" because she was a spicy kitten.
(DIR) Post #B3YPfavLRhxI5KBtaa by lapis@elekk.xyz
2026-02-21T18:17:04Z
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@futurebird Ah! That makes so much sense! Thank you 💜
(DIR) Post #B3YQG9J75RNx9EjsEi by fonecokid@c.im
2026-02-21T18:23:41Z
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@futurebird ❤️ 💙
(DIR) Post #B3YVJZpbQXWo3BOCiO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-21T19:20:15Z
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@david @lapis She talks the whole time that you cut them. It's ... a project. I get her every three weeks or so.
(DIR) Post #B3YXUyu8kIJsuJ4ro0 by CatHat@mstdn.party
2026-02-21T19:44:41Z
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@futurebird caaaaaaat
(DIR) Post #B3YZL0hVPd5FUTXbfs by farah@beige.party
2026-02-21T20:05:23Z
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@futurebird Pica is Judge Judy of the cat world. Don’t tell her, she scares me
(DIR) Post #B3YtuvxgVX1KIiW2CG by BoTally54@mastodon.social
2026-02-21T23:55:58Z
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@futurebird You’re supposed to know what she’s thinking. I know because my wife gives me the same look.
(DIR) Post #B3YvojLGiKCTKgiUMq by Dealiah@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-02-22T00:17:16Z
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@futurebird Have you ever heard the "Sad Cat Diaries" by Zefrank? This made me think of that. 😂
(DIR) Post #B3YyczQTO7uXbUFCS0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-22T00:48:49Z
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@Dealiah I assume one of the ways Pica has money for her lawyers and such is due to royalty checks for that. Well that and the crypto scams she runs. (never send her your SS number)
(DIR) Post #B3a5rYx8zSBIgDNjEG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-02-22T13:44:32Z
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Every time I let her use the computer she commits cyber crime!