Post B3JX5HApHhdOfSE5DM by masek@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B3JX5HApHhdOfSE5DM by masek@infosec.exchange
       2026-02-14T08:37:12Z
       
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       Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil. Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this. Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/02/13/1929209/
       
 (DIR) Post #B3JX7E77dDZFl0QKjw by EvolLove@noauthority.social
       2026-02-14T13:59:55Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @masek This is just beyond insanity at this point. Surrealism. Maniacs.
       
 (DIR) Post #B3JcyaTji5OsEsGUeu by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
       2026-02-14T15:05:36.187886Z
       
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       @masek So is everyone willing to admit the bad guys won ww2 yet?
       
 (DIR) Post #B3Jzq3txFFufpdQrFA by mark_ohe@mastodon.energy
       2026-02-14T12:50:07Z
       
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       @masek Honestly:  I find it impossible to imagine how any person could have a Meta account at this point.
       
 (DIR) Post #B3K2Ie0Qnq3npBDbiS by LordOfTheKangs@poa.st
       2026-02-14T19:48:34.022309Z
       
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       @masek @grey Its so weird. All these dead people really love israel and mass migration for some reason. Even my racist uncle did a 180 on all his stated positions
       
 (DIR) Post #B3K5tohkHvohaBtZ9E by buttered_poasties@poa.st
       2026-02-14T20:29:41.243058Z
       
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       @masek disgusting jewish behavior. no decent person wants this.
       
 (DIR) Post #B3Ki8D3ULWe7PwM5ku by redneonglow@detroitriotcity.com
       2026-02-15T03:38:04.470892Z
       
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       @masek the further away I get from my Facebook ban the happier I am not to be doing business with them anymore