Post B38fSWtvdddF05MX6e by awl@shitposter.world
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(DIR) Post #B38Pboa5fvPbApUNG4 by Dramamine@shitpost.cloud
2026-02-09T05:11:07.544538Z
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Things are developing on twitter. Apparently there's a whole spectrum of belief about can opening that ranges from single-purpose machine purists to just stabbing it with a knife and peeling it guys and then there's also a second axis about people who do or don't eat canned food. Someone please make a canned acceptability vs can opening tools political compass
(DIR) Post #B38PbpmtBpFAuoU6qW by binkle@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T05:13:57.187063Z
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@Dramamine this is literally the only acceptable option unless you're in a cave using stones to open cans you've killed hikers for
(DIR) Post #B38PoNMYBSRuWQ93o0 by coolboymew@shitposter.world
2026-02-09T05:16:15.627680Z
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@Dramamine As a kid, I lost a fingernail to one of those old school electric ones
(DIR) Post #B38PyMVUDkOclO5RAm by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-02-09T05:18:04.145070Z
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As long as it opens the can who gives a fuck. I'll bash it open on a nigger's skull to open it if I have to.
(DIR) Post #B38Q2Lh3BfPROmOezQ by hazlin@shortstacksran.ch
2026-02-09T05:17:33.552352Z
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@binkle @Dramamine > Claude please factor out the can-opener
(DIR) Post #B38QG6ugw49tc6L6B6 by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2026-02-09T05:20:00.666053Z
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@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Dramamine I have an opener that just unfolds the original can seal and its awesome, mostly because it doesn't use a blade so it never gets dull. I will shill it to anyone who asks
(DIR) Post #B38Qc1TNqMoD6x0yn2 by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2026-02-09T05:23:58.465864Z
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@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Dramamine they’re usually marketed as safety can openers yeah
(DIR) Post #B38QjlVn4RwRvPpgBM by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2026-02-09T05:25:22.403815Z
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@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Dramamine I like that you can reuse the can top if you want to put stuff back in the fridge (great for cans of tomato paste especially)
(DIR) Post #B38SFvDYcUC7FSCYHQ by PunishedD@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T05:43:37.701792Z
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@Dramamine Someone tell that poster the people you most want to be cooking (grandmas) require the electric opener (low grip strength).
(DIR) Post #B38Wa7HjrXbcHc2gLI by moth_ball@shitposter.world
2026-02-09T06:32:06.987047Z
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@coolboymew @Dramamine This is the only thing I ever used and all those weird instruments that burgers use just feel excessive
(DIR) Post #B38Xtc9zOUoLUqHLIO by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T06:46:48.176422Z
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@binkle @Dramamine I used scissors once (houngry) :retard:
(DIR) Post #B38YN3h46WeTHun1iy by ruina@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T06:52:10.042103Z
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@binkle @Dramamine what about handicapped ppl or really weak old ppl
(DIR) Post #B38aSgO9rdyMeekuZM by benis_redux@cawfee.club
2026-02-09T07:15:34.217108Z
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@cassidyclown @binkle @Dramamine RIP the scissors
(DIR) Post #B38cQ1jCGhpvsRSRJg by nerthos@shitposter.world
2026-02-09T07:37:27.515237Z
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@moth_ball @coolboymew @Dramamine Huh that's a weird one, here we've been using these since ancient times. It's basically the same but it has a gear so it runs along the edge of the can when you spin it
(DIR) Post #B38fSWtvdddF05MX6e by awl@shitposter.world
2026-02-09T08:11:35.565721Z
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@moth_ball ah the tried and tested p38. @coolboymew @Dramamine
(DIR) Post #B38kstY2YkncXSW1tA by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T09:12:21.863622Z
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@benis_redux @binkle @Dramamine I didn't use my knife for that reason
(DIR) Post #B38kwuBe7tpzg6xA3M by benis_redux@cawfee.club
2026-02-09T09:13:04.319011Z
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@cassidyclown @binkle @Dramamine was it a reel noife?
(DIR) Post #B38l5sYvXGpFFK7bX6 by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-02-09T09:14:42.363818Z
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@nerthos @Dramamine @coolboymew @moth_ball Does the same while being simpler.image.png
(DIR) Post #B38lAyj82kkPoTKDJ2 by nerthos@shitposter.world
2026-02-09T09:15:39.001954Z
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@phnt @Dramamine @coolboymew @moth_ball Simpler construction, less comfy to use.Argie opener master race is mega comfy to use.
(DIR) Post #B38ze4pznkfgWOJ408 by azure@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T11:57:46.532242Z
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@cassidyclown @binkle @Dramamine yeah you couldn't wait 5 minutes for me to get my multitool
(DIR) Post #B38znLKfqMGuHl4fVg by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
2026-02-09T11:59:26.243877Z
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@azure @Dramamine @binkle I was houngry + I got it open <5 minutes :retard: