Post B37eRJWDc8jo5sAWKu by humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #B37ddDnsaZKltCXldw by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:16:22Z
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If there was a SubGenius ‘Olympics’, what sports would there be? UfO discus throwing, speed-rupture?
(DIR) Post #B37ditdQUK7n4iMODg by humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
2026-02-08T20:17:22Z
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@thomas_klopf Passive aggressive response marathon and withering reply sprint
(DIR) Post #B37duIZI7vu7acrZQm by humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
2026-02-08T20:17:41Z
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@thomas_klopf Also jumping to conclusions is a natural fit
(DIR) Post #B37duJuF9WG3jtfojA by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:19:26Z
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@humanhorseshoes long-jumping to conclusions?
(DIR) Post #B37eRJWDc8jo5sAWKu by humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
2026-02-08T20:25:24Z
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@thomas_klopf Oh yes! And we could have like a heptathlon of malicious compliance routines
(DIR) Post #B37emmhwHjyChetAtU by AleisterGiovanni@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:29:19Z
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@thomas_klopf i would vote for Barrage-Building.. then theres some vote at the end.. or some bracket tournament. better yet... every one is given the same 5 songs and has X TIME to craft it. IN THE MOMENT LIVE.. sink or swim energy..
(DIR) Post #B37f5V3K9OKNRtodH6 by onan@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:32:40Z
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@thomas_klopf Sending of Money to "Bob" competition.:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
(DIR) Post #B37fZ1sJCGSrdxkBoO by boogerly@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:38:00Z
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@thomas_klopf the only sport I've played with the congregation is Arnold Palmer Soccer. Stang wasn't happy about treating a church relic like that.
(DIR) Post #B37fzTKJkpjaJSSCWG by RevChumok@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T20:42:47Z
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@thomas_klopf Frop Marathons
(DIR) Post #B37hjRovmpgCusGAb2 by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T21:02:19Z
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Thank you everyone, very noble ideas!
(DIR) Post #B37iK00IAhBXMJ0Eu8 by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T21:08:54Z
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@onan we could have a simultaneous telethon!
(DIR) Post #B37mEn5PAeVJfGANFo by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T21:52:48Z
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@thomas_klopf ShorDurPerSav speedskating. "Bob" in lane 1, Jesus in lane 2, and a Denver omelette in lane 3.
(DIR) Post #B37w2KXoShIfD69QWW by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2026-02-08T23:42:36Z
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