Post B33BCFxIuB2ZOcSwFs by L29Ah@qoto.org
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 (DIR) Post #B333bXZTkRMPdWrpMe by nobody@mastodon.acm.org
       2026-02-06T15:13:50Z
       
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       rustaceans: in 2026 all security-critical software must be written in memory safe languagesalso rustaceans: `self.interrupt.take().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap()`
       
 (DIR) Post #B335n8QHH6ID1WDghs by L29Ah@qoto.org
       2026-02-06T15:38:18Z
       
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       @nobody still memory safe innit
       
 (DIR) Post #B33AUlajvD4ilvAqmm by nobody@mastodon.acm.org
       2026-02-06T16:31:02Z
       
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       @L29Ah when you dereference a NULL in a statically typed memory safe language and crash early:"It is as Lord Denethor predicted! Long has he foreseen this doom!""Foreseen and done nothing"
       
 (DIR) Post #B33BCFxIuB2ZOcSwFs by L29Ah@qoto.org
       2026-02-06T16:38:54Z
       
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       @nobody idk in haskell you don't dereference NULL however many unwrap() analogs you use; you do get exceptions though
       
 (DIR) Post #B33BXcF9Ec0mbMzssy by nobody@mastodon.acm.org
       2026-02-06T16:42:47Z
       
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       @L29Ah yah crabs lets you kick the ball into the future too by wrapping everything into Result and ?