Post B2zABiIJBCIIPYcziK by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
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(DIR) Post #B2z8Ts9Z3yH4IC4M3E by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T17:49:39Z
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Have you laminated your SubGenius membership card? It is your ministry credentials. Treat it as such, Reverend. Give your card that extra of protection and tuck it in your wallet, purse, satchel, or portable interdimensional vortex. Fool Normals and get sex! For Stang's sake, it's got "Bob's" FACE on it! Isn't "Bob" worth a couple extra bucks at FedEx Office?
(DIR) Post #B2z8gmp2CAnBWTcll2 by hobbs@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T17:51:55Z
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@ChasingGhosts i haven't laminated mine but for probably even cheaper than fedex, you can get business card lamination sheets that you don't have to cut. i used to do this for my various conspiracy licenses before they started making them out of plastic.also what's the deal with texas being a subgenii hotspot? i have traveled there many many times (it's like a second home) but the yeit-kin must have all been in hiding.
(DIR) Post #B2z9HV3xBf5N9q6p04 by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T17:58:35Z
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@hobbs The CoSubG was founded in Dallas, TX in 1953 by "Bob," but it didn't really gain public traction until the early 80s. Texas IS Yeti territory, but the Conspiracy has laid claim to Texas as well. I think a lot of Texas SubGs are currently laying low, but Rev. Big John and I (among others) are doing our part to keep the Pipe smoking
(DIR) Post #B2z9inXuZiPEIj8dbU by hobbs@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T18:03:31Z
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@ChasingGhosts glad to know i'm in good company when i pass through the state. i always did like it. i spent a lot of time in houston/galveston but i've been all over the place.
(DIR) Post #B2z9kgCKrjfO5gwYiW by Nimbius666@comp.lain.la
2026-02-04T18:03:53.980127Z
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@ChasingGhosts and remember, laminated or marinated, Bob knows about your high sodium diet!
(DIR) Post #B2zABiIJBCIIPYcziK by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T18:08:47Z
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@Nimbius666 TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTTER THA...uh, well...point taken. Still, it's already ingested, so make that sodium WORK for you!
(DIR) Post #B2zJj3Gt6ifec8w36G by mazigazi@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T19:55:39Z
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@ChasingGhosts laminated and in my wallet at all times! Right next to my Artistic License!
(DIR) Post #B2zK9ffOycgHDz5vO4 by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T20:00:27Z
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@mazigazi @ChasingGhosts @hobbs @Unabart my ID is laminated by the SHOCK AND AWE Pinks emanate as I walk by them. My SLACKFORCE is IRRESISTIBLE. But yes I should laminate further, thanks for the reminder! #subgenius
(DIR) Post #B2zKMYIfg2Fa8rbYO0 by hobbs@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T20:02:45Z
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@thomas_klopf@mazigazi @ChasingGhosts @Unabart we flexin' memberships now? blessed greetings from rev. dok. granggggg's tire shop and temple of the third nostril
(DIR) Post #B2zKrErryYXaqohWJU by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
2026-02-04T20:08:18Z
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@hobbs @mazigazi @ChasingGhosts @Unabart
(DIR) Post #B2zgDkITtwV5jdioGe by onan@dobbs.town
2026-02-05T00:07:40Z
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@ChasingGhosts Pending a continued delay in the arrival of July 5th, 1998, you may find (as I have) that lamination looks good for a year, or three years, or five years, but over time causes more harm than good.The ideal is to re-up and buy a new Membership Card every six months. For life.:jrbd: https://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm
(DIR) Post #B2zrXpo6Dwxi6yICOG by ChasingGhosts@dobbs.town
2026-02-05T02:14:34Z
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@onan Your logic is sound. The Church is made up of prophets who want profits.You COULD have fun with a yellowed laminated card, though. I could show mine to a bunch of kids and tell them it's old and yellow because I was ordained in '86. The kids who "ooh" and "ahh" are clearly Bobbies, but the one kid who tells me "Ghosts, you're full of shit" is a TRUE SubGenius.
(DIR) Post #B30YjmqhLNwaRPSC6C by onan@dobbs.town
2026-02-05T10:18:30Z
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@ChasingGhosts Lamination guarantees document destructionhttps://www.northcountrypublicradio.org/news/npr/515410087/an-attempt-to-save-south-carolina-s-historical-documents-is-destroying-them