Post B2yoQuuoL5zEuHTvWq by lazyisolation@stereophonic.space
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 (DIR) Post #B2yfxVLNXF9JZDNAG0 by newt@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T12:29:50.372811Z
       
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       ok chat we have launched systemd into space
       
 (DIR) Post #B2yleXNIMM9I5Ybl3o by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T13:33:53.250007Z
       
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       @newt finally it's a safe distance from humanity
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ynEUPkwXaVHpSyXY by newt@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T13:51:22.573198Z
       
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       @genmaicha not really. It's in low orbit. It's a test satellite, gonna burn up in a couple of years.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2yngse8RWqoY5jJIm by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T13:56:42.263150Z
       
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       @newt >systemd melting into an incandescent splatter smeared across the edge of the atmosphere
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ynmpewSfkX1RwfI0 by newt@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T13:57:42.056416Z
       
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       @genmaicha i'm still puzzled on how exactly it happened that systemd is the only viable system management software for linux
       
 (DIR) Post #B2yo0xtQe5qEc3SbUO by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T14:00:21.090259Z
       
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       @newt maybe linux evolved around systemd in a similar way that eukaryotic cells incorporated mitochondria
       
 (DIR) Post #B2yoQ0UI8VV1todxQ0 by newt@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T14:04:39.876353Z
       
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       @genmaicha or maybe l'eunuchs nerds are incapable of writing good software to begin with, and it takes a rare insight of a corporate autist that manages to convince his employer to push his ideas onto everyone else.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2yoQuuoL5zEuHTvWq by lazyisolation@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T14:04:32.583429Z
       
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       @newt systemd/space
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ypYbB9hbvfxyLyls by phnt@fluffytail.org
       2026-02-04T14:17:28.595337Z
       
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       @newt Officially once again dependent on the whims of Microsoft :D
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ypdIUib9U7SukDAG by newt@stereophonic.space
       2026-02-04T14:18:18.232955Z
       
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       @phnt microsoft is a linux vendor fufufufu