Post B2util67In4koDG0EC by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
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 (DIR) Post #B2utiiSh6OLwdMnUVE by LibertyForward1@beige.party
       2026-02-02T16:34:07Z
       
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       So glad we've evolved from those glass ketchup bottles that were a bitch to get anything out of, to squeezable plastic that gives you the freedom to choose the output level of "none.. none.. none.. none.. aaaaahhh, fuck, I just shat ketchup all over your breakfast"
       
 (DIR) Post #B2utijrXtTpGyjQqsS by JustaJason007@beige.party
       2026-02-02T16:39:26Z
       
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       @LibertyForward1 🙃 Catsup bukake is a thing now? 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #B2util67In4koDG0EC by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
       2026-02-02T16:45:17Z
       
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       @JustaJason007 @LibertyForward1 😜  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab47umgoLrk
       
 (DIR) Post #B2utiqkiHHWILZHzhQ by LibertyForward1@beige.party
       2026-02-02T16:42:01Z
       
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       (The last line is first-person from the perspective of the ketchup bottle, as though it were squatting over the plate and trying to daintily sneak a tiny trickle and instead it's one of those ka-boom ones that make you feel a little cramped afterwards)
       
 (DIR) Post #B2uuY3Or0xZ2LCTrvc by JustaJason007@beige.party
       2026-02-02T16:54:38Z
       
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       @thomas_klopf @LibertyForward1 What in GAY HELL IS THAT? 🤣