Post B2sJKWTA3LRnp9GC1Y by thejessiekirk@ohai.social
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 (DIR) Post #B2sIo2YVjh2jmWH1kW by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-02-01T10:42:19Z
       
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       "I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sJ58NrJuM8mRRUJM by nblr@chaos.social
       2026-02-01T10:45:17Z
       
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       @futurebird „Also, I need yellow ink to print this monochrome document.“ - „but I thought you wanted to be an actor?“ - „yes but I am still also an inkjet printer.“
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sJ7Q14jYVO2tsIVs by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-02-01T10:45:50Z
       
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       When printers "act up" they are just expressing themselves, showing you one of their musical numbers. Try to sympathize a little. Their mom always said they had "so much talent"
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sJKWTA3LRnp9GC1Y by thejessiekirk@ohai.social
       2026-02-01T10:48:06Z
       
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       @futurebird I had a beige Epson that used to scrunch up paper at me and only use the red colour cartridge. I think it was planning to get me and wanted me to know. 😨
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sMLPj4uRyL3up10q by catselbow@fosstodon.org
       2026-02-01T11:21:54Z
       
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       @futurebird Ink runs out, but printers have an unlimited supply of spite.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sPoAvXJKTfQM3TW4 by rayhindle@mastodon.social
       2026-02-01T12:00:43Z
       
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       @futurebird When I first got a printer I was informed that one in three print jobs went wrong!
       
 (DIR) Post #B2sZYrzORD3ht5CR5E by babelcarp@social.tchncs.de
       2026-02-01T13:50:01Z
       
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       @futurebird So…Moltbook now allows logins from printers?!
       
 (DIR) Post #B2tYcO0BxvWFFKe78K by dec23k@mastodon.ie
       2026-02-02T01:14:10Z
       
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       @futurebird "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.lp0 on fire off the shoulder of Orion."