Post B2lCVcsCWZir5KbHGa by log@mastodon.sdf.org
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(DIR) Post #B2lBUxvOfasc8DDTNJ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-28T23:36:39Z
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If cats weren't all over the place they'd be expensive "exotic" pets and people would pay like 50k to get their hands on one.
(DIR) Post #B2lBUz3ETwk3cntFE8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-28T23:54:07Z
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I'd sell #PicaTheCat for ... IDK 8 million maybe?......no I wouldn't. She's MY monster.
(DIR) Post #B2lBV0JZmfPRXmXoLA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-28T23:54:57Z
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(Gotta try and make her think I'm thinking about it at least. )
(DIR) Post #B2lBV0yLL61FaDcMsq by intransitivelie@beige.party
2026-01-29T00:15:07Z
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@futurebird We tell ours we're going to send them to Alaskan military school. It doesn't work.
(DIR) Post #B2lBlYyqfK3RgtkG7E by gl33p@mastodon.social
2026-01-29T00:05:04Z
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@futurebird Pica reminds me of Tonka and bluffing against Tonka was a fools game 😅
(DIR) Post #B2lBlZzEvLxgoOw5Me by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-29T00:10:47Z
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@gl33p Oh. Oh dear. What a precious little creature. And self possessed.
(DIR) Post #B2lBlasBd3ujYody0e by gl33p@mastodon.social
2026-01-29T00:20:23Z
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@futurebird She was that, and precious. Six pounds of highly affectionate self-interest, with a very strong sense of her place (at the head of the table, served first, etc)
(DIR) Post #B2lCEPtjVrxHv66w1A by joannaholman@aus.social
2026-01-29T00:25:36Z
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@futurebird and they’d go to zoos to see them but the cats would never cooperate with being on display
(DIR) Post #B2lCVcsCWZir5KbHGa by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-29T00:28:44Z
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@futurebird 8 million seems like enough to set the buyer up with a fake Pica as the real one is spirited away behind a false wall or something. Concoct some kind of stage magician trick so they don't discover the ruse until after Pica escapes with the remaining 7.9 million and then contacts you with the... oh... I have just realized the weak spot in this plan.
(DIR) Post #B2lCYdTsimNhq3ezp2 by brianvastag@mas.to
2026-01-28T23:42:07Z
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@futurebird well there are the $5000 Bengal house cats
(DIR) Post #B2lCeUji99jQSGrGOO by dx@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-28T23:41:09Z
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@futurebird See also junglefowl aka chickens
(DIR) Post #B2lD5xy7ZM9Qw7hJmy by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2026-01-29T00:35:17Z
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@futurebird Our cats charge us rent.
(DIR) Post #B2lDOT9SN3kIrQp4CW by drexer@ciberlandia.pt
2026-01-28T23:47:03Z
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@futurebird "Too cheap" says Pica
(DIR) Post #B2lDXDWDrY0Gyzdtw0 by CStamp@mastodon.social
2026-01-28T23:52:49Z
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@futurebird Or even $125K, even with cats being everywhere. :)https://www.catster.com/cat-breeds/most-expensive-cat-breeds/
(DIR) Post #B2mWYdyN5LqdbaA9BY by patsytheshark@mastodon.ie
2026-01-29T15:48:05Z
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@futurebird I'm so glad that cats get to live with us in our houses