Post B2j84VRxEC6Q6uDUJM by p
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(DIR) Post #B2eizsMnK0CMFdeu1I by p
2026-01-25T21:29:54.595459Z
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:hacker_f::hacker_s::hacker_e:Okay, downtime was caused by disk fillup. I have duct-taped it and am going to slap it around some more.
(DIR) Post #B2ej7NLSXiQQM9btzs by graf@poa.st
2026-01-25T21:30:34.000151Z
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@p I was just wondering why all the retryable oban_jobs started going down. welcome back
(DIR) Post #B2ej8haWlVCXQdI5rs by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
2026-01-25T21:31:29.649137Z
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revolver solves this
(DIR) Post #B2ejBlNJ8tWO2eZDdo by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-01-25T21:32:01.930653Z
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Welcome back to fedihell :HappyDanielS:
(DIR) Post #B2ejactrmyCUzseTpo by Ree@shitposter.world
2026-01-25T21:36:32.686289Z
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@p oh no my prolapse anus folder got deleted from the server
(DIR) Post #B2eqRzla6OwqzMbkuW by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-25T22:53:24.614805Z
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@p install zabbix agent and I'll monitor it for you.
(DIR) Post #B2es3Gl1zahYM2gj56 by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-25T23:11:21.025514Z
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@prettygood @p i know it's not your intent but "install this thing that runs executable code and calls back to a remote server" is uhh
(DIR) Post #B2es3rjuUin13HRqyG by graf@poa.st
2026-01-25T23:11:26.564742Z
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@p Almost there after some tweaksSun 25 Jan 2026 11:10:42 PM UTC (every 1s) state | count-----------+------- scheduled | 46 executing | 218 retryable | 14045 completed | 22876 cancelled | 173
(DIR) Post #B2es90P1iEd3Mt8BCy by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-25T23:12:23.310786Z
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@7666 @p it was absolutely bait, I'm just a nerd for monitoring
(DIR) Post #B2fQwk1CIfIpTQs9Nw by mint@ryona.agency
2026-01-26T05:42:20.459819Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@7666 @p @prettygood :albanian:
(DIR) Post #B2ioKqlFlLhDkwl8ue by p
2026-01-27T20:48:34.254666Z
4 likes, 2 repeats
@graf FSE cannot be killed.
(DIR) Post #B2ioPy7XpMso1scvAW by p
2026-01-27T20:49:29.758841Z
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@theorytoe Actually, Revolver and Postgres share the same disk so they were both shitting themselves.
(DIR) Post #B2ioSxjthaU9iOzf8K by p
2026-01-27T20:50:02.221299Z
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@Ree Sacrifices had to be be made.
(DIR) Post #B2ioTZ90dBYbj01jua by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
2026-01-27T20:49:55.295155Z
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@theorytoe @p can you shut the fuck up burner
(DIR) Post #B2ioe4wTGKw1EvAvtA by p
2026-01-27T20:52:02.761147Z
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@prettygood Thank you for the offer but I can monitor things and also I do not install an agent.
(DIR) Post #B2ipGlhsiFhysNneiG by p
2026-01-27T20:59:02.294150Z
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@7666 @prettygood I just assume that anything with that kind of name won't even compile on my machine.Anyway, pg and I know each other but I don't get pwnt because I never install anything.
(DIR) Post #B2ipRGrHkL2kO4CrFg by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T21:00:54.465707Z
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@p @prettygood unhackable
(DIR) Post #B2ipq30yM1SMguYHbM by p
2026-01-27T21:05:24.840616Z
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@prettygood @7666 True story, "Hey, Grafana is like a very neutral frontend for Prometheus!" is horseshit because it will goddamn download and install and execute binaries and it'll give non-obvious errors if you've mounted /var with noexec because the dipshits that wrote it didn't think "Maybe we won't have permission to download and install and execute random binaries". Fucking pip3, fucking Rubygems, fucking Go, fucking *everyone* makes you jump through a bunch of goddamn hoops to avoid "downloading and executing blobs from the goddamn internet" because BEST GODDAMN PRACTICES dictate that you make variable names 40 characters long and you branch so hard that nobody can tell where *anything* came from but they do not forbid "running random-ass goddamn binaries".
(DIR) Post #B2iqEA1hw5LbO7OTo0 by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-01-27T21:09:42.458378Z
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@p @7666 @prettygood Netdata used to be very good and simple until it gained major traction and now you can't disable their retarded integration that phones home about your license every time you open the monitoring page, you cannot disable the stupid "AI IS COMING TO EASE MONITORING PLEASE SIGN UP TO NETDATA CLOUD" retarded banners. Grafana is now the same, with their AI garbage nobody asked for. At this point the only not self-killing monitoring system I've used is good old Munin. No idea about Zabbix, but since it is mostly designed for monitoring fleets of servers and the frontend is PHP, I'm having my doubts.
(DIR) Post #B2ir39kKjmFrHtaFii by i@declin.eu
2026-01-27T21:18:56.205433Z
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@phnt @7666 @p @prettygood netdata going trash was sad indeed, too bad it's not worth forking even though the out of the box experience of v2 was supreme for that little whileand zabbix is still the respectable clunky but always reliable work horsebut for anything small, you might as well do the rrd thing through any of the dozen management systems for it
(DIR) Post #B2iwFdE3SWWHxiFnGq by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
2026-01-27T22:17:14.564077Z
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slapping your face with my big salacious penis (I like to call it my thigger) solves this
(DIR) Post #B2iwS7Y0Y6NTTjXepU by p
2026-01-27T22:19:31.507472Z
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@phnt @7666 @prettygood > At this point the only not self-killing monitoring system I've used is good old Munin.The best possible monitoring system is crond.
(DIR) Post #B2iweZNOuKbNGOW5Tc by p
2026-01-27T22:21:46.492581Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@7666 @prettygoodlavos_feat._ytcracker--i_am_the_storm_swat_me.mp3
(DIR) Post #B2ixVL6WhZGkLZmoRU by p
2026-01-27T22:31:18.706851Z
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@theorytoe Who calls their penis "salacious"?
(DIR) Post #B2iyZELfrRcaVVI5h2 by jeremiah@shitposter.world
2026-01-27T22:43:12.822662Z
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@p @theorytoe me, after i stick it in the salsa.
(DIR) Post #B2izkoZvbDgS0n2tH6 by p
2026-01-27T22:56:31.116294Z
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@jeremiah @theorytoe You better check who made the salsa because if it's a guy that likes ghost peppers, you'll have to name your penis "burning regret".
(DIR) Post #B2j0LaINfMNqQcN4T2 by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:03:07.427969Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood nagios
(DIR) Post #B2j0xJCDgoFSOqTg6C by p
2026-01-27T23:09:58.896746Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood I think this is the first time I have ever seen "Nagios" used without "have to fix" being nearby.
(DIR) Post #B2j1NQYsvXMMlyX8hU by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:12:15.946830Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood How the fuck does someone break it, I mean okay I use icinga2 not nagios core but still
(DIR) Post #B2j2H3Bl0xCAV1Erzc by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
2026-01-27T23:24:44.611460Z
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I do. I also call it my "thigger". Few understnad
(DIR) Post #B2j2NfoaJdru2AYfR2 by p
2026-01-27T23:25:57.085577Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > How the fuck does someone break itI don't know, I never touched the fuckin' thing. I just know that everywhere I have ever worked, the main function of Nagios is to be repaired.> I mean okay I use icinga2 not nagios coreI don't know what this means. Please do not explain it.(Although usually when someone explains something technical, I am delighted, this is not the same. Every time someone explains the enterprise-grade fluoride stuff to me, I feel like I'm listening to someone explain BSDM practices to me. If I apply myself, I can nod and not make faces, but I can't care about the conversation and there's a lot of information that I do not want to know.)
(DIR) Post #B2j2WOD38qIS2Q9pXU by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:27:30.480349Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood I am gonna have to set up one again to prove you wrong goddammit
(DIR) Post #B2j2ep7oxBs5pejXV2 by p
2026-01-27T23:29:03.058200Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood You know, I never have to set up "awk script that runs from cron", I just figure out what I want the system to tell me and then I ask it my question in the form of an awk script.
(DIR) Post #B2j2oSq6fN1Tbt2pua by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:30:42.841806Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood make it keep state
(DIR) Post #B2j2q1ujkFMWgKxP60 by p
2026-01-27T23:31:04.571116Z
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@theorytoe "Thug-rigger"
(DIR) Post #B2j2vVaGrP0u9JzrOq by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
2026-01-27T23:32:03.318799Z
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I have been thinking about using technology to increase the number of names I have for my genitals
(DIR) Post #B2j3K0LE9mXkUXdnLE by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-27T23:36:28.480736Z
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@phnt @7666 @p zabbix front end is php but all the meat is C if I recall correctly
(DIR) Post #B2j3u5PqlcQYeg0ZcW by p
2026-01-27T23:43:00.859132Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood Why would I want it to keep state? That's easy to do, there's an entire /tmp or Postgres or whatever. Give it its own directory in /var. Have it append its output to a .tsv and then have Rscript turn it into a graph. Or, hell, SVGs aren't hard to generate. Five lines that produce a solution that fits like a glove will always beat some enterprise-grade fluoridation system sapping and impurifying your precious bodily fluids: the only advantage to the latter is that it makes you easier to replace.
(DIR) Post #B2j3zkwFoXuCsoruMK by p
2026-01-27T23:44:02.334630Z
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@prettygood @phnt @7666 > zabbix front end is php:venomdemon:
(DIR) Post #B2j41VTeGon1VfK6PA by p
2026-01-27T23:44:21.326780Z
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@prettygood @7666 @phnt :venomsnakedemon:, rather.
(DIR) Post #B2j4C6Lu1ZyIltkh2u by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:46:15.248685Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood it's entirely FOSS you know, I don't see how it is impure. I will deploy another instance and integrate it with something fancy and show you, but it's low in my priority list.
(DIR) Post #B2j4ejk3AWxf2nhXcG by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-01-27T23:51:24.554885Z
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@prettygood @7666 @p Backend is C, but PHP gives me an ick. And creating dashboards for it is for someone with a lot of patience. That said, Munin is just a pile of 30 year old Perl scripts, so not much better.
(DIR) Post #B2j4hs02vF1nWag3U0 by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:51:59.746980Z
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@phnt @p @prettygood I feel like one of the last perl programmers out there. My specialty is SNMP
(DIR) Post #B2j52k8dLWllDweBWK by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-27T23:55:45.884460Z
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@7666 @phnt @p I'd rather relearn perl than monkey with SNMP. The S doesn't stand for simple after all
(DIR) Post #B2j5Gd82CkshXPzMci by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:58:16.728486Z
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@prettygood @phnt @p it ain't that bad. I even remember the standard OID base 1.3.6.1 off my head
(DIR) Post #B2j5KFe1SZZ7rUg4a8 by p
2026-01-27T23:58:56.880570Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > it's entirely FOSS you know, I don't see how it is impure.It's Enterprise™.> I will deploy another instance and integrate it with something fancy and show youDon't let a flippant internet shitpost create work for you, but I will have written and discarded a thousand awk scripts by then and they will solve my problem exactly and also if you concatenate all of them, the result will still be shorter than your Nagios config file.
(DIR) Post #B2j5MOq0FbAuxAJ1Dk by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-27T23:59:19.209001Z
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@7666 @phnt @p you're a more patient man than I clearly. I use SNMP only when its zabbix doing the needful with someone else's template
(DIR) Post #B2j5NIV1InfHaIv3I0 by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:59:24.567785Z
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@p @phnt @prettygood ohoho you just wait.
(DIR) Post #B2j5Q5pCsjbd90h7Gy by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-27T23:59:59.294451Z
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@prettygood @phnt @p I wrote my own SNMPv3 collector and parser even
(DIR) Post #B2j5kgZPyOkOtq82SG by p
2026-01-28T00:03:43.525589Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > I feel like one of the last perl programmers out there.:larrymad::blank::bwksmug::virginbody::sf2vs::chadbody:-t. last living awk programmer that is not bwk
(DIR) Post #B2j5yXDTY0b9wXT90q by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2026-01-28T00:06:12.577445Z
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@7666 @phnt @p ... Source? I'm fascinated and fearful
(DIR) Post #B2j67FnHh26IVyNMnY by p
2026-01-28T00:07:48.221820Z
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood Nobody has to wait for an awk script to be finished.
(DIR) Post #B2j6FcK9oIBMhvjvxA by 7666@comp.lain.la
2026-01-28T00:09:17.459507Z
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@prettygood @phnt @p I will have to dig it out. I wrote it for work and prior to leaving yoinked it.
(DIR) Post #B2j6MtE3MwHB9bLvYO by JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
2026-01-28T00:10:37.464709Z
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@p >the main function of Nagios is to be repairednot sure the internet is prepared for this much truth
(DIR) Post #B2j6bmSUoLG8VgCzi4 by p
2026-01-28T00:13:19.264157Z
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@JoshuaSlocum I'm certain I can't be the only one to have noticed it.
(DIR) Post #B2j7PaiYjmwaZjTQTA by JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
2026-01-28T00:22:18.674082Z
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@p i certainly notice it every time i fuck with nagios and give up and then try again, and then give upi've always assumed i'm retardedi mean, i'm definitely retarded, that is true, but it can also be true that nagios sucks balls
(DIR) Post #B2j84VRxEC6Q6uDUJM by p
2026-01-28T00:29:43.047416Z
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@JoshuaSlocum Well, I'd have more to say but I've never touched the thing myself. I just know that "I've gotta fix the Nagios" is the sysadmin's equivalent to "I'm compiling" or "I have to return some video tapes".