Post B2h3sUAxLq2GYDMIim by syzygy@dsmc.space
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 (DIR) Post #B2gp97CMXECQtlUJKy by vii@dsmc.space
       2026-01-26T21:48:12.646090Z
       
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       I have come up with a new test to determine if someone is American at heart. If they come across a snowy parking lot at night and no one else is around, except two young boys in a pickup doing donuts around the street lamp, do you:
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpYKlVEO12DMwwbo by f0x@dsmc.space
       2026-01-26T21:52:45.380819Z
       
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       @vii >boomers aren't american:thasrite:
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpfb5ExTBaqte3qi by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
       2026-01-26T21:54:03.589759Z
       
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       @vii torn between an honest answer and not wanting to be "an American at heart" (honesty wins)
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpkgGT7eKqMwJyaG by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
       2026-01-26T21:54:01.491599Z
       
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       @vii as long as it ain’t my parking lot, ain’t my car, and it ain’t my kids it ain’t my problem
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpoQ5VD3PhM6yUhU by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
       2026-01-26T21:54:42.014022Z
       
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       @vii also obligatory depends on the color of the kids
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gppTDD4xCVKq54Eq by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
       2026-01-26T21:55:50.783728Z
       
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       @sapphire @vii I'm okay if its my parking lot but not my light pole.  The parking lot isn't at risk really.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpuDdGQojOSmX1fM by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
       2026-01-26T21:55:44.751513Z
       
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       @prettygood @vii the light company will charge you if their property is damaged on your property
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gpyrlNAULG5KXZI0 by vii@dsmc.space
       2026-01-26T21:57:33.441518Z
       
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       @sapphire I had hoped "pickup" covered that but fair.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gq5ZnuL1Y8PevSzo by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
       2026-01-26T21:57:47.917626Z
       
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       @vii not in 2026, biggest lifted brodozer in my neighborhood is driven by a 50 year old Leeroy
       
 (DIR) Post #B2gu17hdH8gZuu7fcW by amerika@annihilation.social
       2026-01-26T22:42:47.283501Z
       
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       @vii Middle path: record their license plate numbers in case the light pole gets destroyed and they do not leave a note.If people are not causing harm, leave them alone.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2h3sUAxLq2GYDMIim by syzygy@dsmc.space
       2026-01-27T00:33:16.484051Z
       
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       @vii I'd join them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2h8m188vahoV9mHZI by vii@dsmc.space
       2026-01-27T01:28:08.111231Z
       
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       @syzygy Found the Aussie answer