Post B2gHbttffhaVbKIdN2 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
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(DIR) Post #B2gAQgPokvUKvN2X56 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T14:11:59Z
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The kids and I had a discussion. Wolverine has a healing factor, but to my knowledge it just accelerates normal human healing - it doesn't regenerate tissue. Part of it's side effects is to slow the aging process, so he's something like 250 years old. So . . . does he wear dentures? No way his teeth lasted that long, and human healing doesn't do squat to tooth enamel. With his penchant for cigars, he at least should have the yellowest teeth in the world.
(DIR) Post #B2gAmkJkvbTtOij0Yi by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T14:15:58Z
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@DaddyO it does regenerate tissue.
(DIR) Post #B2gAtTq6am8EJo4ENM by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T14:17:11Z
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@DaddyO it regenerates arms, legs, organs, brains.same as deadpool's
(DIR) Post #B2gB14NL9NyxezEPQm by radraccoon@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T14:18:32Z
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@DaddyO In the comics he's bounced back from being reduced to a spinal cord, so it does a hell of a lot more than merely speed up regular healing.
(DIR) Post #B2gCrF02ziZHchmGR6 by amerika@annihilation.social
2026-01-26T14:38:11.591421Z
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@Richard @DaddyO Is capeshit illogical gibberish?
(DIR) Post #B2gCrGA0gA8DDtRjbU by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T14:39:11Z
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@amerika @DaddyOhey, i was a comic nerd when it wasn't cool.😑
(DIR) Post #B2gEoFEHsrW3NK8ZAe by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:01:03Z
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@radraccoon @Richard I must've tapped out of reading when this stuff happened. I always thought it just accelerated his healing to super human levels. That's why when he got his hand blown off in the "Age of Apocalypse" future it didn't grow back. If he came back from being a spinal cord - that's so stupid. I thought Deadpool's was a regeneration factor and Wolverine was just a healing factor.
(DIR) Post #B2gEq197DUjsH8YzNg by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:01:23Z
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@amerika Well, duh.@Richard
(DIR) Post #B2gFS8MGqmJbeDtMS8 by RichardJohnson@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:08:16Z
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@DaddyO In the timelines I'm aware of, Wolverine had all his bones replaced with Adamantium. And in my mind, Teeth are Bones, so all of his teeth were replaced also.I have no sources to cite, this is just in my mind.
(DIR) Post #B2gHPjCLciv4wcEOA4 by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:30:14Z
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@DaddyO @radraccoon they have an explanation for that in AoA. :-/
(DIR) Post #B2gHW4eGmhlhD1JjkG by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:31:23Z
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@RichardJohnson @DaddyO Bones were not replaced, the were "laced" or coated with adamantium.Quit making me out myself.
(DIR) Post #B2gHbttffhaVbKIdN2 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:32:26Z
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@Richard In my defense, I read it about a hundred years ago and never revisited it. I remember how he lost it, but if he just grows things back I don't know why it didn't grow back, regardless.I think if his regeneration factor is the same as Deadpool's, then that's just ridiculous. It only works for Deadpool because he's not a character meant to take seriously.@radraccoon
(DIR) Post #B2gHgfoFTZ81ME2U0u by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:33:18Z
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@DaddyO @radraccoon It is as powerful as the author needs at the time.
(DIR) Post #B2gHo3fv8sbPP1fIcS by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:34:38Z
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@Richard I figured as much. I remember picking up an issue at some point, much later in my life, and Wolverine was starving to death, so he ate his own bicep, which satisfied his hunger, and then his muscle grew back due to healing factor . . .and I thought to myself "someone paid this idiot money to write this stupidity."@radraccoon
(DIR) Post #B2gI2sFnt8lUK9Vv04 by Richard@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:37:19Z
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@DaddyO @radraccoon yeah, i tapped out of comics in the late 90s.i HATED the storyline where wolverine lost his adamantium for like 6 years.the fucking worst storylines came out of that.also, in theory, he cant starve, if you take the healing factor to its logical ends.
(DIR) Post #B2gJHH12ikbH882W9Y by fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T15:51:08Z
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@DaddyO @amerika @Richard Non-cap comics were cool. Jonas Hex was a total badass.
(DIR) Post #B2gKlMOVO8YWS7vMpc by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2026-01-26T16:07:46Z
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@fkq1q2r2 Yeah - it's kind of crazy that they made a Jonah Hex movie with Josh Brolin and somehow it wound up stinking. One would think that was a gimmie, but they found a way to screw it up.@amerika @Richard