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 (DIR) Post #B2eaSeXwssnwCQWUxU by pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
       2026-01-24T23:29:02Z
       
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       This is the dumbest possible timeline. We live in hellhttps://sfstandard.com/2026/01/22/tech-dude-davos-bomb-lookalike-device/
       
 (DIR) Post #B2eaSmXBBcwUyMDzs0 by pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
       2026-01-25T00:00:22Z
       
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       "The device, which Heyneman said *does not work*, is meant to recognize the unique characteristics of a silicon chip to prevent financial fraud"How are you not dead of embarrassment?