Post B2Yg7563CyCDdDGXFg by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #B2YfsHHfc61z5Pdque by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-22T23:26:34Z
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What keeps you up at night more?
(DIR) Post #B2Yfwf76xPCc9QnGDY by esvrld@normal.style
2026-01-22T23:27:17Z
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@futurebird never had an ant topple anything i think
(DIR) Post #B2Yg159k4e744w8EMK by cynical13@social.vivaldi.net
2026-01-22T23:28:06Z
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@futurebird Our male cat fancies himself a bit of a crooner and he usually starts his set right as I'm starting to nod off.
(DIR) Post #B2Yg5AuccAwN5b0k3U by Bfordham@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22T23:28:52Z
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@futurebird well now I’m worried about both.
(DIR) Post #B2Yg7563CyCDdDGXFg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-22T23:29:16Z
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FYI #PicaTheCat has requested that I show her how everyone voted? Listen I'm sorry! She is VERY purrsuasive.
(DIR) Post #B2Yg8pX42xyZwGjdLs by burnitdown@beige.party
2026-01-22T23:29:30Z
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@futurebird cat crime definitely keeps me up. sometimes Buster just will not let me sleep without him and Ginger in the room. i don't get good sleep when they do that.
(DIR) Post #B2YgBvvUjLbKdddr5U by funkula@goblin.camp
2026-01-22T23:30:05Z
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@futurebird pica has nothing to worry about as nothing she has ever done is a crime
(DIR) Post #B2YgCWQF2VaPpQIv0i by catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22T23:30:13Z
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@futurebird Cat crime, because I have to be awake to commit it. :neocat_thief:
(DIR) Post #B2YgzMauMtIrXMaC1o by adriano@lile.cl
2026-01-22T23:39:01Z
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@futurebird they said these criminals would be SMOOTH. they are NOT smooth.
(DIR) Post #B2Yh0Jc0wQFEZsYPRY by serverlessaoife@mastodon.social
2026-01-22T23:39:13Z
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@futurebird Ant crime - cat crimes don't exist because cats can do no wrong
(DIR) Post #B2YhHrY41JYUkh4cL2 by BarneyDellar@mastodon.scot
2026-01-22T23:42:22Z
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@futurebird Ants do their crime quietly and subtly…
(DIR) Post #B2Yhxlho8N2GnFc5Dc by iredave@theforkiverse.com
2026-01-22T23:49:53Z
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@futurebird bird crime
(DIR) Post #B2YiLr4nohXmOur1qC by Moss@beige.party
2026-01-22T23:54:16Z
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@futurebird More frequently? Cat crime. I get woken by it many a night, though I typically fall asleep again soon after. With more intense alarm? Ant crime. They may not wake me often, just once every few years; but if I get woken up by ants, I will not fall back asleep, I am very awake now.
(DIR) Post #B2YiQAC8g33iqzL9qS by Dangerous_beans@aus.social
2026-01-22T23:55:02Z
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@futurebird Cat crime. The ants are bad, but they're subtle enough to let me get some sleep
(DIR) Post #B2YnuexXMMAKj5s5Wi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-23T00:56:33Z
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@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula Put a few in individual test tubes and you can give starter ant colony as Spring (Easter? anything like that) gifts for all your friends!I love to put an ant colony in an Easter basket for the right sorts of kids at church. (with instructions on care)Their parents have mixed feelings but it's educational.
(DIR) Post #B2YogSTv3RdBvYoHrs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-23T01:05:14Z
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@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula It's perfectly on theme. There are EGGS. ...
(DIR) Post #B2YtOIvsJp8Crz36WG by dandrumheller@mstdn.social
2026-01-23T01:57:58Z
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@futurebird definitely cat crime. I'm required to fend off nearly nightly attempted smothering.
(DIR) Post #B2Zjyg1t7Km4XrWhsG by llewelly@sauropods.win
2026-01-23T11:47:15Z
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@futurebird how does cat crime keep you up?
(DIR) Post #B2ZyqICBLWb3cZnkwK by Tattie@eldritch.cafe
2026-01-23T14:33:48Z
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@futurebird so many eggs.Many many.@wavesculptor @vfrmedia @funkula
(DIR) Post #B2ajZJria0uZitdczg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-23T23:17:18Z
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@wavesculptor @Tattie @vfrmedia @funkula Where is "meandering is mandatory"