Post B2YSQTi8WCLK7CR1xg by VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B2YKe62wV2Ax8s9L7Y by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-22T19:28:39.727252Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #B2YMq3kJ4wE9OGGUS0 by mrsaturday@shitposter.world
       2026-01-22T19:53:20.569251Z
       
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       @vitalis >My Lord-Emperor Coquier Frog SwordI'll take a dozen
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YPXYa6VbeRNwMTqa by pwm@darkdork.dev
       2026-01-22T20:23:36.255877Z
       
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       @vitalis I need a sword cane
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YPf0ytJjzVUbVncm by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-22T20:24:53.930190Z
       
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       same! been eyeing this one
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YSQTi8WCLK7CR1xg by VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-22T20:48:05Z
       
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       @vitalisThose have an interesting history. Among other things, they were classified along with automatic firearms in the #USA under the logic that they were inherently concealed weaponry.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YgNaB3Q12yeyTTZw by zuki@snac.pinkro.se
       2026-01-22T23:31:46Z
       
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       its honestly kind of a shameidk i just think hat pins arent intense enough of a deterrentCC: @vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Ygk5yDtSGJdRCwOO by zuki@snac.pinkro.se
       2026-01-22T23:35:51Z
       
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       any country that bans nunchuck genuinely deserves to be ridiculed SO FUCKING HARD. whats next gonna ban karambits? and other curved blades too so linemen have to get like really large wire strippers cause they cant use their knives anymore?its just stupid. nunchucks' are mostly just good at hurting yourselfCC: @vitalis@dirtyknight.life @VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YhTOlEsRw0wbjjdo by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-22T23:44:23.355772Z
       
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       I heard canada has pretty strict laws when it comes to carrying anything that could be used as a weapon 🤔
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yhc4PBvby8Q1Yiy8 by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
       2026-01-22T23:46:07.290415Z
       
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       @vitalis @VictimOfSimony @apophis @zuki What colour are you?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yi1oyptunS6kVj6m by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-22T23:50:39.558100Z
       
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       green
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yi6tL17t734TIsHA by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
       2026-01-22T23:51:41.400494Z
       
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       @vitalis @VictimOfSimony @apophis @zuki Ya you're fine
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yi8nIGZP1eu6vLN2 by zuki@snac.pinkro.se
       2026-01-22T23:39:14Z
       
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       i wont lie being able to hit people with it is like 1/3 of the reasons i have the umbrella that i doCC: @vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YiFCZhUJrV398NA8 by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-22T23:53:04.516873Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #B2YiMuxerJ2qjs1Frs by VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-22T23:39:14Z
       
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       @zuki@apophis@vitalisNeither country has a reasonable interpretation of the Sikh requirement that they carry a blade, either. :amphy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhs
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YiMvdULmVOpbaf4K by zuki@snac.pinkro.se
       2026-01-22T23:41:27Z
       
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       legit just oppression of a religious minority tbhhere in germany i think they can get away with it if the blade is short enough. theres like a max blade length of 10cm for fixed blades which might work depending on how the curve is measuredCC: @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises @vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YiVZPANFWyUP0nA0 by zuki@snac.pinkro.se
       2026-01-22T23:43:30Z
       
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       the opression of mall ninjas knows no bounds. disgustingCC: @vitalis@dirtyknight.life @VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Yn6pSu1bEOpYmVPs by penguin@eveningzoo.club
       2026-01-23T00:47:42.206683Z
       
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       I'm so glad ram 4xed for this 🙄
       
 (DIR) Post #B2YnaMx0baGH59wu36 by vitalis@dirtyknight.life
       2026-01-23T00:52:59.780594Z
       
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       its unfortunate, yes 😔
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ZmRL5MGWUHtWwcr2 by iron_bug@friendica.ironbug.org
       2026-01-23T01:05:37Z
       
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       what about forks? a fork can be used with one hand!screwdrivers, knitting needles, corkscrews... you name it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ZmRM3GfmPStKyTEe by VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-23T01:09:52Z
       
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       @iron_bug @vitalis @apophisI just want to point out that the Roman Catholics really did try to ban forks. 🍴https://www.tastingtable.com/1096291/why-forks-were-once-considered-an-affront-to-god
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ZmVRJJ3yZEMLQLrM by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2026-01-23T12:15:38.976512Z
       
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       @iron_bug @vitalis @VictimOfSimony @apophis @zuki What about my thick, powerful hands, that can be used as a weapon, or wield any kind of weapon?