Post B2Udf2ucl6z2CxaLuC by Owl@shitpost.cloud
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(DIR) Post #B2UX7iplmzIIeg2dQ8 by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-20T23:29:44.824939Z
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god old people flirting makes me nauseous
(DIR) Post #B2UXFdShe7aQJK1e8O by SK1ZM@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:31:10.481571Z
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>old?Dark Souls is a retro game 💅🏻
(DIR) Post #B2UXdCcp4mmY1mzrFI by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-01-20T23:35:25.957809Z
10 likes, 3 repeats
@Owl
(DIR) Post #B2UYKDxG0aoQbU4Krw by MrWS88@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:43:10.579000Z
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(DIR) Post #B2UYPI99qmuB3K3H0q by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-20T23:44:01.603648Z
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I know what you're talking about, and the weather report calls for insane dry conditions for every vagina in that thread.
(DIR) Post #B2UYTJCzqOvXVKlM48 by UnCL3@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:43:55.573267Z
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"im talking about the snow forecast...they are saying expect 0 to 36" wtf bs is that??"Name another job where you can be absolutely WRONG 50% of the time and still keep your job.
(DIR) Post #B2UYvP4jcpNtoAIM2S by MrWS88@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:49:54.212590Z
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icy hot
(DIR) Post #B2UZ0hKLC2l9rY7Rtw by UnCL3@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:47:44.241665Z
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WishInOneHand.jpg
(DIR) Post #B2UZ3PcZTpAHojwNdo by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-20T23:51:22.331996Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
Anesthesiologist. I wish I were joking.
(DIR) Post #B2UZ8ETiKujyhr61qa by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:52:14.736016Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
Terrifying and absolutely true. They completely SWAG(Scientific Wild Ass Guess) every dosage.
(DIR) Post #B2UZD00tXlZ9IBtC1Q by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:53:04.140991Z
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Oh and they are also in the OR because they have to constantly adjust the amount so you don't fucking die... probably.
(DIR) Post #B2UZHoeZCwMlVWk5EO by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-20T23:53:57.217955Z
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Surgery usually isn't elective. That's why they don't just do it on whim.
(DIR) Post #B2UZdItVy1m3NbypSS by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-20T23:57:51.752324Z
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So I've been with this facility now for well over a year and a half and the anesthesiologist on deck has had exactly eight people that I know of during my employment that have woken up during surgery.Still employed. How fucked up is that?
(DIR) Post #B2UZjKxhC3LJWsoRto by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-20T23:58:57.125545Z
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Anesthesiology is literally guesswork and nobody can tell me that it's not. It's unironic bullshit that they make as much as they do. If you knew how much the one here made you would be fucking disgusted.
(DIR) Post #B2UaFAOA2Vpo0JMwZU by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-01-21T00:04:40.439367Z
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the muhfkr keeps bogarting the drugs ....
(DIR) Post #B2Ud1rcCpLytsRHqT2 by Sui@decayable.ink
2026-01-21T00:35:53.027819Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
:yes_nord:
(DIR) Post #B2Ud3i7L6wcd00jJp2 by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T00:36:13.611838Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
I hate not being sober
(DIR) Post #B2Ud3zELU9KM4f8ebQ by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-01-21T00:36:16.099114Z
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i always feel happy when they say count down from 10 ..
(DIR) Post #B2Udf2ucl6z2CxaLuC by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T00:42:58.272855Z
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...because of surgical implementation? Idk?
(DIR) Post #B2Udjh7LDeHS3nkZiC by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-01-21T00:43:49.854977Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
hospital drugs are great :)
(DIR) Post #B2UdlVCAW4grfCs0mm by Turdicus@poa.st
2026-01-21T00:44:09.909792Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 Astrology is made up too, coincidence???
(DIR) Post #B2UeCI33VLL0hwNgga by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T00:48:59.733976Z
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No it's not, I'm Scorpio to a T.
(DIR) Post #B2UeFsfhnQA9A6Agka by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T00:49:37.943035Z
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Hell yeah. 😎
(DIR) Post #B2UeXuw07bUfOOOUMq by penguin@eveningzoo.club
2026-01-21T00:52:54.592110Z
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(DIR) Post #B2Ui48JAEZiW00HWGe by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:31:27.023838Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 Fuck. Thanks for that. I'm having surgery next Tuesday. I guess I won't worry about that at all..... Shit.
(DIR) Post #B2Ui49aZTLEdyHQw2S by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:32:19.303821Z
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Dude they perform tons of surgeries every day. Relax.
(DIR) Post #B2UiEOk5zD9xrhm0Xo by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:34:10.642745Z
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I have had major surgery 16 times. Cry me a fuckin river.
(DIR) Post #B2UiNyPOkXY35Werke by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:35:26.263538Z
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@Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 @Owl I am not happy about it.
(DIR) Post #B2UiNzf25teGyIyrlA by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:35:54.978405Z
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It's surgery, not a picnic in the park.
(DIR) Post #B2UiRJp5aW5uN9Go2C by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:36:28.561838Z
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Exactly. If they are performing surgery it's better than just letting it go.
(DIR) Post #B2UiS9tTzQVRrpj36O by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:36:28.133824Z
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@SarahGation @Goalkeeper @UnCL3 @Owl It has to happen, so.....
(DIR) Post #B2UibpBbppvAXVoU1A by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:38:26.443092Z
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Making me not only happy I didn't wake up during a colonoscopy, but also grateful that I don't have to have another for ten years.
(DIR) Post #B2UipZHlkZ5lHLFQuG by MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:40:47.111061Z
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Look at it this way? It's better to be under-anesthetized than OVER-anesthetized.
(DIR) Post #B2Uj34KXdbdlKJyxvs by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:43:20.002589Z
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Trust me. Nothing stays in my alimentary canal long enough to give me cancer these days.
(DIR) Post #B2Uj7vngmMnwJsvzea by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:43:14.129056Z
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@SarahGation @Goalkeeper @UnCL3 @Owl I dunno, maybe it will go ok. Its a hip replacement. My daughter in law is a surgical nurse and tells me they usually get good results. It's supposed to probably be like outpatient so I can probably go home the same day if I'm doing ok. I try to keep a positive attitude but I hate hospitals and doctors.
(DIR) Post #B2Uj7woR14zlSUI6SG by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:44:12.755429Z
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Hip replacements are routine nowadays. You'll be fine. They'll have you up the same day.
(DIR) Post #B2UjCJ2GKkU9XYpxUe by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:45:00.398302Z
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Keto 🤷🏻♂️
(DIR) Post #B2UjFyklgTxtnKPCsa by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:45:41.275995Z
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Just make sure to do exactly as you are told if you want to get the range of motion back.
(DIR) Post #B2UjLHfqlUW7vLdQOG by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:46:31.296705Z
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@Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 @Owl I just want to be able to walk and for the pain to stop.
(DIR) Post #B2UjSRAfqxOdPESnRI by Diogenese_Shiplap@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:46:14.641344Z
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@feralphilosophernc @SarahGation @Goalkeeper @UnCL3 @Owl But really, should we but ponder the possibility of trusting an [account] which specifically stated 'trust me'? Personally I wonder what it means...
(DIR) Post #B2UjllpBHxd2xmd3tw by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T01:51:25.063249Z
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And yet, now you do. Curious.
(DIR) Post #B2UlNhnenfxrRJZKkK by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:09:29.414134Z
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You guys are neglecting to understand the context that this is happening in. There is a competency crisis in the medical field and this facility is reflective of that fact. There are a lot of incompetent people localized here that were hired or promoted out of desperation to fill slots.Is it right? No. But this is what's happening because not only are the requirements to work in medicine lowered almost bi-annually by what it looks like (they even changed for my job as a mortician and morgue tech while I WAS IN SCHOOL FOR IT).But each facility is different. It's very likely you'll be fine.
(DIR) Post #B2UlXQqKhTOfkESU8O by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T02:11:15.014668Z
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Exactly. Like the medical in my area is really really good. Where I used to live it was dogshit.
(DIR) Post #B2UlaymMz0wlreIQV6 by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:11:51.600083Z
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That's in this facility full of incompetents. It doesn't mean every facility is the same.My choleric nature starts to make much more sense when you realize that I deal with a lot of incompetent and stupid people doesn't it?
(DIR) Post #B2Uli0kK4INBzYgwqG by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:13:10.379549Z
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This right here.Doctor's orders are for a reason. If you want to be fucked up ignore them. But the guy telling you what you need to do is doing so for a reason.
(DIR) Post #B2Um1UVtcObbodEU4G by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:16:41.044293Z
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Depends on how you look at it doesn't it?Do you want to be alive for the moment you really internalize that you're an animated bunch of meat, fat, tubes, strings of sinew stretched over bones?Many people who have woken up during surgery have had serious existential crises over seeing themselves like that.
(DIR) Post #B2UmUUW4gd5YDr90yG by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:21:55.401694Z
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I think the one bit of comfort I know I can establish for you is that many people go through your surgery every single day and the advancements keep coming. What you're about to go through is an art as much as it is a science that's been bettered through so many years of discipline, if you read a thorough article or even book about what you're about to go through your confidence will skyrocket; it is legitimately impressive how surgical procedures even like yours have come since the days things like it have started.A little discomfort and worry are worth what you're about to end up on the other side of, you're getting your life back.
(DIR) Post #B2UnMKQqOcHmaGMyFU by katereads@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T02:27:45.981834Z
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During a C-section, it’s freaky to realize the burning flesh smell from the cauterizing is your own flesh. 😬
(DIR) Post #B2UnMLbs16hSEkXI4e by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:31:37.971873Z
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Cool, isn't it? But to me it's warming. To me it's grounding, I'm a living thing. I can perceive that I am. I can look around and see everything that came before me, I'm aware (mostly) of what generally is, political situations aside, a word that's very damn cool.
(DIR) Post #B2UnNItHc0gY5q8WuG by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T02:30:21.928477Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 Thanks.
(DIR) Post #B2UnTUbqxEuQAyw23E by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:32:57.025665Z
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You'll be fine. And if you're not and you're in my neck of the woods, I promise I won't laugh at your penis when you're wheeled in.Maybe. Idk, 50/50.
(DIR) Post #B2Unb1joBNkuwtFTmq by Saint-Tarrant@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T02:13:47.299799Z
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Exactly what we're aiming for. Promises made. :eggthrob: Promises kept. :eggplant_trap:
(DIR) Post #B2Uno56oxZrDAXEmTQ by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T01:50:05.847890Z
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@SarahGation @Goalkeeper @UnCL3 @Owl That would be a 100% improvement I can just barely hobble around a very little bit at this point. I have not been able to get out of a chair or a bed except to go to the bathroom for about 4 months. They are damned stingy with pain meds these days.
(DIR) Post #B2Uno62xTQMU4qRD5k by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:36:38.047360Z
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Oh yeah you're looking good, if that's your situation they're going to do right by you and you'll be happy to have it done. If this is your condition now literally anything would help and this is the full tune-up. You'll feel like a million bucks just by comparison.
(DIR) Post #B2UnsAVMq8ov3vfSMK by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T02:37:24.589523Z
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The hip replacement is better than surviving off percocets.
(DIR) Post #B2Uo0MPETZl2I0hjKC by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:38:53.428243Z
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Have to say this, because I know we're all pretty sketched out by doctors and even though I'm talking a lot right now this is a big piece of news. If you have something wrong with you, get looked at and get fixed up. The longer you let something go on that's wrong, you're not only going to make the condition worse but it will be more expensive when you do decide to go in. You're also probably causing even more conditions in the process, which will come out to a huge financial landslide even if you do have insurance.Don't let a simple fix become a major fuck-ups both physically and financially.
(DIR) Post #B2UoR5Z7CHDtsV4WHI by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:43:42.987577Z
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Not to mention the addiction risk. Can you afford to have that go on? Are you a bad enough dude to play kitchen chemist and do some cold water extraction so the acetaminophen doesn't fuck your liver?Most aren't.
(DIR) Post #B2UohMaPgIn9IiRIsy by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T02:45:32.287753Z
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@Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 @Owl They gave me am NSAID called Voltaren. No narcotics.
(DIR) Post #B2UohNXG9VraFDyIbo by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:46:39.232369Z
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>Topical gel>For an injury that requires hip replacementLmao damn that opioid epidemic scared the FUCK out of doctors, that's what they get but we're all fucked because of it. Amazing.
(DIR) Post #B2Uoyxe19Yvb9pW5TM by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T02:48:23.161440Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 It's a pill, but it's not even an injury. It just happened, they call it avascular necrosis. No blood supply to my hip, they don't really know why, hip joint died and disintegrated.
(DIR) Post #B2UoyyUpzBB9neEGno by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:49:50.627214Z
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Huh, I always thought it was a gel. Interesting.Anything necrotic should be dealt with on the double, be very, VERY glad this is ending soon. That's messed up.
(DIR) Post #B2Upj8f4WZuqeB1r6G by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-21T02:55:59.709898Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 There is a gel too but it does not do anything..... The generic name is diclofenac sodium.
(DIR) Post #B2UplDpqGABFGw3mIS by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T02:58:34.462977Z
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Tuesday can't come soon enough. It's gonna be fine. You'll look back on this thread and laugh.
(DIR) Post #B2UsU5z4UqebrUtzHc by Turdicus@poa.st
2026-01-21T03:29:05.107934Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 That’s so scorponok of you
(DIR) Post #B2UsWsks8d5bhYaafY by Turdicus@poa.st
2026-01-21T03:29:34.258287Z
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@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 @Dregsman @Owl that’s horrifying
(DIR) Post #B2UsZqCW5gwCeHvkfI by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T03:30:03.803613Z
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The anesthesiologist say "Whoopsie Daisy"
(DIR) Post #B2UsfyqMs0bXBvUwXQ by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-01-21T03:31:10.324481Z
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@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 @Dregsman @Owl Tell her to shut the fuck up, you're witnessing something magical.
(DIR) Post #B2UsjAdRUBugdAyPse by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T03:31:46.734669Z
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Medical Malpractice is damn near impossible unless somebody dies, I know because I tried.
(DIR) Post #B2UsnIKUourveY4ttI by Sui@decayable.ink
2026-01-21T03:32:33.387878Z
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Anything in politics.
(DIR) Post #B2UspZK0cBG6vrw0Cu by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T03:32:54.849287Z
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Unfortunately a lot of medicine is a split second judgement call. That's just reality. Sucks.
(DIR) Post #B2Ut1yz31w0pzq38RE by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T03:35:10.517221Z
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Unfortunately, someone has to be practiced on, and sometimes that's you.
(DIR) Post #B2UxbOXeOh4XDQNNL6 by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T04:26:25.792777Z
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Same for my father. We spent years before he died hounding down the person who butchered him. My thoughts on this are a fedpost.
(DIR) Post #B2Uxhz6rLrf8MlzFrc by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T04:27:37.217133Z
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Oh I am all kinds of fucked up. It's all out there in a paper somewhere.
(DIR) Post #B2UxqcBzvUeztdVPeK by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T04:29:10.734511Z
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>You have chronic tendinitis now>Okay what do we do about that?>Oh it's just something you have now.
(DIR) Post #B2UyJh9AaKi1ez373o by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T04:34:26.642160Z
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Remember, people just snap for no reason at all for some reason, crazy.
(DIR) Post #B2UyPPTzAnhUc3Vjea by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-21T04:35:28.054004Z
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Oh and this absolute nightmare fuel and the worst moment of my life.>We put the wrong size plate in, you have to go back in
(DIR) Post #B2V00hcgn4RxXivbt2 by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T04:53:25.404495Z
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Jesus Christ. Fucking butchers. I mean I admit I didn't go into complex medicine because I don't give a shit about people, but I'm not hurting anybody and at least I admit I don't care.
(DIR) Post #B2VIkVN0Te3k2LaBzU by rlier23@detroitriotcity.com
2026-01-21T08:23:22.585036Z
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@UnCL3 @SarahGation @Owl i mean im sure you can get away with it if you're either a woman or some sort of minority
(DIR) Post #B2VJ1pacYR6LfaDEJs by rlier23@detroitriotcity.com
2026-01-21T08:26:30.502368Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 oh oh wanna know something cool about anestethics?no one fucking knows how they work, we just know these substances temporarily shut down certain parts of the brain but the entire mechanism of anestesy is still a mysteri to everyone including the doctors that use it
(DIR) Post #B2VKpbbcv5agjVyt0q by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-01-21T08:46:43.122977Z
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@Owl *nauseated(“nauseous” means that you make other people sick, which may also be true, but probably wasn’t what you intended to communicate)
(DIR) Post #B2VTfPwCLWrPEiotSi by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-01-21T10:25:40.707863Z
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sybau pedantic erm actually faux nerd-ass gabnigger
(DIR) Post #B2WG7xPUHmCQxQC6ts by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-01-21T19:28:43.581911Z
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@Owl or you could be mad about it I guess
(DIR) Post #B2inhsJ25LZrFmyUV6 by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-27T20:37:22.604578Z
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @SarahGation @UnCL3 Is fine feel sooio much better. Showed up at hospital about 5am, fun started about 745, woke up all fixed about 1030, laid around for 30 min or so then they brought me a walker. Pain very much reduced, walking pretty good. Once I was able to pee, they said get dressed, collect your parting gifts and fuck off. Home about 2. Tired. Pretty sore but this is great. Much less pain than in over a year. Total hip replacement on outpatient is awesome.
(DIR) Post #B2ioVHMTiZJZ9T8zce by Dregsman@poa.st
2026-01-27T20:47:31.522391Z
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@SarahGation @Goalkeeper @UnCL3 @Owl Thank you.