Post B2SPKuFLTtFFrirOKG by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
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 (DIR) Post #B2SPKlUy0ROQjZ6EvQ by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-12T14:24:50Z
       
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       Dear EU,If you'd like to keep Greenland Danish again, the call you need to make is the following: "Yes, Mr President? Yes. Yes. Very happy to talk to you Sir. And a good year to you too Sir, I am sure things are going great on your side.Now, if I may, about Greenland. Yes, yes, Sir.I am sorry to inform you that if you keep threatening Greenland, the ECB as well as the Bank of England will start selling 1 billion dollars of US Treasury bond until you stop and desist. No sir, per hour."
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPKmrgvRAGyKjtz6 by scathach@stereophonic.space
       2026-01-19T22:53:00.344175Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque >keep Greenland DanishAn interesting sentiment seeing as how independence from Denmark is extremely popular in Greenland
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPKpoFyfCS6Y9hY0 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-12T21:02:04Z
       
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       And if you were wondering why, exactly, Trumpolino wants to control Greenland, threatens Canada and attacked Venezuela... Search no more:
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPKuFLTtFFrirOKG by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-12T21:03:38Z
       
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       And you can blame Musk and his entire freaking family for this: https://www.cbc.ca/newsinteractives/features/joshua-haldeman-elon-musk-saskatchewan-tech-utopian-conspiracist
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPKyVRdyV34oQIyW by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-19T21:41:20Z
       
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       Boosting this. For... reasons.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPL3A0L7JvVlQkka by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-19T22:29:59Z
       
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       And when China is the sound of reason... It's time to worry:In response to a question [...], Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson [...] said: “China has stated its position on multiple occasions on Greenland.“The international law underpinned by the purposes and principles of the UN Charter is the foundation of the current international order and must be upheld.“We urge the US to stop using the so-called “China threat” as a pretext for itself to seek selfish gains.”(Ouch)
       
 (DIR) Post #B2SPL7V4CkXqyFJd8S by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-19T22:37:12Z
       
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       John Crace, on point in the Guardian:Starmer’s calm diplomacy makes mistake of assuming Trump is a sentient beinghttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jan/19/starmer-calm-diplomacy-mistake-trump-sentient-being