Post B2JB0FY2DZxgKffUum by david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B2J5oUiZUW2k8SAjDs by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-01-15T11:01:50Z
       
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       Thinking about making some hard tack for the middle school students in the role playing games club since their current campaign is about so horrible sea journey. I should not give them beer to dip it in so it will be water. But I maywell make them a little soft to cheat as I do not want to speak to a parent grouchy about a chipped tooth.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2JAs8Rwj1DY07x25g by SKleefeld@retro.pizza
       2026-01-15T11:58:27Z
       
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       @futurebird Where's the fun in that? The whole point of hard tack is that both feels and tastes like eating cement! 😆
       
 (DIR) Post #B2JB0FY2DZxgKffUum by david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-15T11:59:56Z
       
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       @futurebird I should not give them beer to dip it inQuite right!  That's what rum is for!
       
 (DIR) Post #B2JIrqyCVuchQDPlJY by trurl@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-15T13:28:03Z
       
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       @futurebird what about a non-alcoholic malted beverage to emulate beer? Something like kvass shouldn't be alcoholic enough to be a problem (although you might want to check the labeling at a store). And, as a bonus, students will learn about yet another weird source of preserved, cereal-derived calories that people invented back in the day.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2JTTQtEvTTX58eTsO by kelkyag@wandering.shop
       2026-01-15T15:26:52Z
       
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       @futurebird Make some chipped beef & dried vegetable stew to go with it, and they can soak the hardtack in that to dilute the saltiness.