Post B2B2DeEPIs4Znc7dJ2 by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #APcLvuts9tKLwm9MSe by Wormwood@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:10:05.800580Z
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>taking out garbage at night>neighbor sees me>"hey, did you hear that noise last night?">"noise?">"yea, some kind of weird animal howling">think back to last night>taking shower>have to keep shower window open bc no vent fan>practicing tuvan throat singing bc good harmonics>".. oh yea howling!... uh... could be a cryptid">"a- what?">"a cryptid, you know like a big foot or a dracula">"oh yea, yea...">his eyes shift around the empty street>I head back into the house>over hear him yelling to his wife>"neighbor says it was probably a dracula!"
(DIR) Post #APcNfUtpGEUGa9QVPs by rootbsd@rojogato.com
2022-11-15T05:29:31.835143Z
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@Wormwood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AVHG0rXt-4
(DIR) Post #APcNhqzY5podgBE8bg by UpADamnMountain@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:29:58.180091Z
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@Wormwood Steppe Bros Best Bros.
(DIR) Post #APcOHi8GVeeicxOzK4 by FederalAgent69@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:36:26.979343Z
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@Wormwood Next time yell nigger a lot and tell him it's a racist dracula.
(DIR) Post #APcOjiS8uY3ZjK3NK4 by greenpx@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:41:30.601701Z
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@rootbsd @Wormwood 3spooky5me
(DIR) Post #APcOsGfFb7SU9SGKKu by Amalek_Respector@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:43:02.927399Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Wormwood Go to sleep buddy
(DIR) Post #APcPTKQUZd5IX91zNI by Ash_Kvetchum@nicecrew.digital
2022-11-15T05:34:02.535019Z
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Steppe Bros Best Bros.I had to re-read that three times ‘cause I’m heinously retarded.“Step”-Bros Best Bros?“Steeped” Bros Best Bros?OH. Steppe. Like… like he wrote. Like a thing that’s steep and requires steps, though.
(DIR) Post #APcPTKqj064HqVIwGO by UpADamnMountain@poa.st
2022-11-15T05:49:45.231859Z
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@Ash_Kvetchum @Wormwood Like... a steppe. A grassy, un-forested plain common to eastern Europe and Northern Asia.
(DIR) Post #APcPw0AKyscQ5v9C2i by flux@geofront.rocks
2022-11-15T05:17:48.204671Z
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should have said it was a dogman you would have come off less autistic and crazy
(DIR) Post #APcQ8btMXdguZjDg9Y by Ash_Kvetchum@nicecrew.digital
2022-11-15T05:56:48.237483Z
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😄 No, no, I get it. I even knew the word! I just couldn’t for the life of me read it lolI bit my chromosomes while chewin’ or something
(DIR) Post #APcRO2QeGCOPAxi2RU by blaaablaaaa@hermit.cafe
2022-11-15T06:11:11.084730Z
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Keep practicing!
(DIR) Post #APcdRkddXttWbkJzn6 by James10550088@poa.st
2022-11-15T08:26:20.335704Z
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@greenpx @rootbsd @Wormwood I truly believe we were put on this earth to disappear while hiking.
(DIR) Post #APcdad3X6dPRhKfRVw by James10550088@poa.st
2022-11-15T08:27:54.812360Z
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@Wormwood Smoke cigs and drink whiskey until you can do it without trying
(DIR) Post #APcehaggPVr8KirZYW by Huld@poa.st
2022-11-15T08:39:46.754570Z
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@rootbsd @Wormwood On November 15, 1572, 50-year-old Römerswil farmer Hans Buchmann went to the Römerswil inn. He carried with him sixteen florins, the amount of a debt he wished to repay to the inn’s owner, Hans Schurmann. When he found that Schurmann was not there, he set out for the nearby village of Sempach in order to deal with other business matters. When Buchmann did not return home the next day, his wife sent their two sons to find him. The boys failed to locate their father, but on the path to Sempach, they did find Buchmann’s hat, coat, gloves, and saber. The boys immediately came to the conclusion that a cousin named Klaus Buchmann, who had been at feud with the family for years, had murdered their father. Klaus was interrogated by the authorities and his property searched, but found no evidence that he had been involved with the disappearance.For four weeks, Hans’ family waited in vain for some sign of their missing relative. Finally, news came of his whereabouts, and it was probably the last thing they were expecting: Hans was in Milan. On February 2, 1573, Buchmann was finally returned to his family, very much the worse for wear. His loved ones were shocked to see that he had lost all his hair, and his head was so swollen he was virtually unrecognizable.The town authorities, evidently suspecting that Hans had been part of some sort of scheme to frame cousin Klaus for his murder, brought Hans in for questioning. Buchmann’s story was both extremely simple and jarringly weird. On the day before he disappeared, he went to Sempach. He said he had very little to drink while there. When dawn arrived, he set off for home. As he was walking through the forest, he began hearing an odd noise. At first, he thought it was a swarm of bees buzzing, but then it began sounding more like strange music. He began to feel frightened and disoriented, losing the sense of where he was or what he was doing. In his panic, he unsheathed his sword, blindly swinging it around him. While he was lunging around, he lost his hat, coat, and gloves. As he fell into a faint, he sensed that he was being lifted off the ground.When he finally regained consciousness, he found himself in Milan. Two weeks had passed. His head was swollen and painful, and he was weak from lack of food. As he was unfamiliar with Milan and did not speak the language, Buchmann would have been in dire straits indeed if he had not found a German-speaking guard who was willing to help him get back home.And that seems to have been that. The town officials were no doubt tempted to reply, “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on it,” but it was clear that something very unusual had happened to Bachmann on the road between Sempach and Römerswil. Everyone, evidently, was forced to leave it at that.
(DIR) Post #APcekipEbty4RQM8oq by rootbsd@rojogato.com
2022-11-15T08:40:57.881602Z
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@Huld @Wormwood Bookmarked for morning, I'm a little to drunk to read all that lol
(DIR) Post #APcqDaFKgXFVjAWnrc by Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com
2022-11-15T10:49:27.071310Z
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@Wormwood Be a man and own it. Just "oh that was probably me in the shower; it sounded good from my position".
(DIR) Post #APcqoPHkOuhQRmDT5U by Svantovit@detroitriotcity.com
2022-11-15T10:56:06.016842Z
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blackulas?! Quick! Call Jefferson Twilight!
(DIR) Post #APdDKQMM8jfE2N2nL6 by Adelphe@poa.st
2022-11-15T07:08:02.425609Z
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@blaaablaaaa @Wormwood This is really nice and I would like to practice but it's not something I can do at home because of the noise, I would need to pay for a karaoke room to try it.That being said, my wife already tells me to stop doing Buddhust "aum", I can barely imagine her sighs at me doing throat singing.
(DIR) Post #APdLOxjkmie4LZfAlk by greenpx@poa.st
2022-11-15T16:38:51.553763Z
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@James10550088 @rootbsd @Wormwood Yes. It is your solemn duty.
(DIR) Post #APdf4u1grya487lUdU by YeetLibs@poa.st
2022-11-15T20:19:19.202344Z
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@Wormwood blame the dog(man)
(DIR) Post #APdfCr6hbgWPOQtxOS by Turdicus@poa.st
2022-11-15T20:20:46.139076Z
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@Wormwood “A dracula” is really a special phrase.
(DIR) Post #APdfQmYXKAZ9KfYs5o by JustJohnny@poa.st
2022-11-15T20:23:17.201641Z
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@greenpx @James10550088 @rootbsd @Wormwood Me
(DIR) Post #APdjQ6VY3fN0js60KO by LegoEnjoyer@poa.st
2022-11-15T10:11:09.453885Z
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@Wormwood Damn I wish I had a regular neighbor I could crack some beers with and talk about cryptids.
(DIR) Post #B2B2DeEPIs4Znc7dJ2 by WTFPurpleAlpaca@poa.st
2026-01-11T13:43:56.770629Z
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@flux @Wormwood Shoulda just said it's Bigfoot, normies love Bigfoot.