Post B29rtFLWvGQY807wFk by Jonny@annihilation.social
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(DIR) Post #B29rtFLWvGQY807wFk by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T00:13:28.796915Z
5 likes, 2 repeats
Half my YouTube algorithm is, “OMG world war 3 is closer than your mom poontang.”I don’t even click on that stuff
(DIR) Post #B29smfO9nc8ip9mYNs by JohnChimpo@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-11T00:22:34.823376Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
Fuckingnewguy hasn’t updated in 17 years. We need moar content!
(DIR) Post #B29t8xmO6SgMEVkQ1Q by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-01-11T00:27:32.491441Z
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@Jonny It ain't nothing to me, man.
(DIR) Post #B29yKVkwcP9MZAOlaC by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T01:25:38.535404Z
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@JohnChimpo If I remembered my password to open that channel back up, I would definitely do an update for Fuckingnewguy voluntary pupil dilation. That would be hilarious.
(DIR) Post #B2B7wob86i9Cki6hrk by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T14:48:05.766522Z
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@JohnChimpo I’m thinking about starting a company with all us funny guys, and writing an hours worth of stand up comedy jokes using our original material from gab and Fedi. Then we sell the material too Netflix.It takes real comedians a year too write an hour’s worth of material, but we do it weekly for fun, easily. What do you think?
(DIR) Post #B2BAUbX9NyqrzMUANs by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:16:37.615872Z
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@JohnChimpo @EvilSandmich This guy Nate Bargatze is the least funniest comedian on Netflix but it appears that he packs out arenas with his milquetoast routines…https://youtube.com/shorts/lF-Cqmsmnu8?si=GOQM6v-WZK5M1Knn
(DIR) Post #B2BAsDd7uVW0nqXbxA by JohnChimpo@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-11T15:18:40.954403Z
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I like the idea, we’ve got the crowdsourcing handled for the ghostwriting but who’s gonna perform? @The_Nutcracker is MIA, @TrevorGoodchild prefers his anonymity, & @BuddyTex is just a pineapple.
(DIR) Post #B2BBKXSXmMR0PX5xFg by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:26:01.045046Z
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@JohnChimpo @BuddyTex @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild We can just sell the material. We don’t necessarily want too perform it. We can probably kick out an hours worth of good material once a month easily.We copy write it and sell too the highest bidder.
(DIR) Post #B2BBhclUDerVWfxmwy by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:30:11.182768Z
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@JohnChimpo @BuddyTex @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Something tells me that Nate Bargatze is a fake. He’s never made me laugh one time. His only skill is that he can shove a ton of whack ass one-liners into 1980s seinfeld type premises.
(DIR) Post #B2BBrg5uhANSkRJOme by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:31:35.754405Z
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@Jonny @JohnChimpo @BuddyTex @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Is there a bulk comedy exchange to sell it? I think the way it works is you get an agent and get hired to write.
(DIR) Post #B2BBx3fYTJkZJPY44O by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:32:58.080732Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild We’re gonna start our own joke guild. No jewish middle men.
(DIR) Post #B2BCBmE9bRJvYokZcG by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:34:11.382071Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Wholesale, bulk comedy. I like it. I'm in except I'm not funny but you can use anything you like.
(DIR) Post #B2BCBnRf4hifL04sJE by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:35:37.714958Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild We create a website and just dump copyrighted material into it.
(DIR) Post #B2BCKESoVKOlS1dgDQ by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:37:09.785102Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild That’s exactly how it will work. I will scrape your stuff, punch it up and tag it with your name.
(DIR) Post #B2BCeV0EipQWXOw6gi by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:37:50.064554Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I don't want/need attribution. You are doing all the work.
(DIR) Post #B2BCgocSl7yLxMv9cm by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:41:15.351064Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I’ll Venmo you your cut anyways.
(DIR) Post #B2BD0zJahdCOv6iFOK by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:39:04.355582Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Is this plan B now that we aren't going to be crypto rich?
(DIR) Post #B2BD10clpo8Qysh4vQ by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:44:52.566424Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Hush your mouth. We’re gonna be crypto rich eventually, but yes this is plan B.I was in the process of doing this 7 years ago. I had a huge joke group on Facebook Messenger called Jonny’s Joke Group. It had 50 guys in it. But then I kept getting booted off of Facebook for being too radical (making fun of vegans).🌱
(DIR) Post #B2BD1j3CetQGlbOoEa by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:43:04.280545Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild If you can monetize this, we'll talk then.
(DIR) Post #B2BD5BN7oiVtTMMjzs by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:45:39.471327Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Definitely. Don’t ever say no too free money.
(DIR) Post #B2BDHs6gktzHUHjE8m by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:47:56.368914Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Our shit is so fucking original, we can copy-write half our hell threads…IMG_2813.png
(DIR) Post #B2BDMEIkBA3lTrRfPs by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:47:44.099424Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Eventually.
(DIR) Post #B2BDUKZ4m9P5DswnZI by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:50:11.077656Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Oh, it’s gonna happen after the Clarity Act passes. Probably in March or maybe sooner.
(DIR) Post #B2BDVoASCMNBKA8Qxk by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:50:04.737302Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild You can copywrite but to enforce you need a lawyer - cue the Jews. Infringement. The very term sounds Jewish. I've been infringed!
(DIR) Post #B2BDYbPg4kLOdTaXD6 by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:50:58.550451Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Boom! Joke #1
(DIR) Post #B2BDaoQ6gf5fYTqJOq by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:51:08.143093Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Jonny's joke factory - 50 variants on I'm going to fuck your Mom.
(DIR) Post #B2BDbMmyu7ae9Go3m4 by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:51:28.322764Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Exactly.
(DIR) Post #B2BDiGoBXQrZcwf44W by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:52:42.838033Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Copy-write lawyers live for this kind of stuff.
(DIR) Post #B2BDrBsvDIEcxm89jM by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:53:35.401158Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I tagged you on that story about the kid taking his Grandma to prom. The jokes kind of write themselves with that one. Slipped a roofie in her tapioca pudding.Had to bring canned air to blow out the cobwebs.
(DIR) Post #B2BDtwrPWvdDEbjrcG by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:54:49.694538Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Exactly. Too easy. We just need too package it.
(DIR) Post #B2BDyoycGkq2EPQsm8 by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:54:23.478066Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild You have to prove damages.
(DIR) Post #B2BE3u1gvFSvLAIHnk by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:56:37.691255Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Proving damages is too easy. I’ll just be a stand up comic here in Honolulu
(DIR) Post #B2BEMco1AjNFQxpGAy by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:55:54.924699Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild That's the hard part. I'm all ears but that's the rub.
(DIR) Post #B2BEMdppLUPocrgDdQ by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T15:59:59.650179Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I bet we wouldn’t even have too pay the copyright lawyer. Just let him have all the proceeds that he wins in court.
(DIR) Post #B2BEY3EPGLACZpcKbQ by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T16:01:44.648928Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Fear our Jewish contingency junkyard dog.
(DIR) Post #B2BEZu4SIAXCkGqVYe by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:02:24.914813Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Speaking of dogs…https://youtube.com/shorts/KxGmuGzXbM8?si=4S4rnOO_8YcLzFos
(DIR) Post #B2BEcCR2z6yoHSVYUC by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T15:59:52.104912Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I personally like your stories. Like the big butch Indian chick that wanted to fuck you.
(DIR) Post #B2BEeAC2I9SjuEQI1g by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:03:11.089768Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild We’ve all stories like this.
(DIR) Post #B2BEo2xi21EiNJR0Ii by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T16:04:33.479909Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I can't tell a story or joke to save my life. You can.
(DIR) Post #B2BEqWhkQ7yNCP9Qno by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:05:25.075468Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild It doesn’t matter. I just need a premise.
(DIR) Post #B2BFL2pdXKTbWlORm4 by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:10:55.424795Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild Nate Bargatze will take a simple premise and pack 10 weak ass one-liners into it and boom, he’s a millionaire.
(DIR) Post #B2BFZorPlQAaXXGnia by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:13:35.461473Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I keep bringing up Nate Bargatze because he’s famous off of way less funnier shit than we write on here daily.
(DIR) Post #B2BFtWA4znb4L0ORpQ by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:17:09.365524Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild When I was a kid I dreamed of being a standup. I’ve even done a couple open mics when I was much younger.
(DIR) Post #B2BGDyCOSms55NECTg by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T16:20:51.244056Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild What we could do, is take a struggling standup and just make him our joke bitch, who only does our material.
(DIR) Post #B2BKCxdpRyX8sqppia by DC5FAN@poa.st
2026-01-11T16:58:50.063559Z
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I'm not a comedy guy to be honest. I know like Bill Burr and a few others like Sam Hyde. Could you have a plant in the audience and do the whole heckler bit?
(DIR) Post #B2BKH8mzwclGcI7JT6 by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-01-11T17:06:15.213927Z
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@DC5FAN @BuddyTex @JohnChimpo @The_Nutcracker @TrevorGoodchild I think a lot of hecklers are plants.
(DIR) Post #B2BMzFTCfP5jzE1BBo by TrevorGoodchild@poa.st
2026-01-11T17:36:38.253258Z
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@JohnChimpo @Jonny @BuddyTex @The_Nutcracker I'm really not that interesting or funny.
(DIR) Post #B2BY66NvwSohKh1WyG by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-11T19:13:05.540776Z
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...he said humorously, in an interesting way.
(DIR) Post #B2BhP7sNWP352xPUjw by JohnChimpo@nicecrew.digital
2026-01-11T19:06:42.796000Z
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That’s what I’m talking about