Post B29r5dMDNNGm7Mn3GS by dvandal@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B29qeZLqA7vpsHi3iS by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-01-10T23:59:34Z
       
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       Happy #caturday from a naturally occurring couch cavern —over millions of years these breathtaking caves have been eroded in the cushions of the couch —who knows what dangerous creatures may inhabit the depths #picathecat #Troglodyte #Cryptids
       
 (DIR) Post #B29r5dMDNNGm7Mn3GS by dvandal@infosec.exchange
       2026-01-11T00:04:24Z
       
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       @futurebird i mean this with more love than the earth itself can hold: Pica has such incredibly strong Cave Govlin vibes and this is her natural habitat, regardless of whatever evolution or some diety might have in mind for “The Cat”:This is the domain she was created to inhabit and God themself descending to earth to disagree would not sway my opinion and I would infact murder them for heresy for disagreeing.(Give her a pat for me when she is receptive)
       
 (DIR) Post #B29sMs8bm8bWptD3eS by catselbow@fosstodon.org
       2026-01-11T00:18:36Z
       
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       @futurebird Durin's Bane
       
 (DIR) Post #B29t4FEbmIA0vBhJpY by log@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-11T00:26:33Z
       
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       @futurebird Umbral pards, that's who.  Go too deep while sofapelunking, and you're liable to find a fissure into the stygian fae, and its sinister caverns.  Fill it in with pillows and blankets, quickly!
       
 (DIR) Post #B29t4v5WATqQj9leUa by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-01-11T00:26:40Z
       
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       @catselbow Diogenes
       
 (DIR) Post #B29tBnqjTkjYIx8NEG by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-01-11T00:27:59Z
       
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       @log There is evidence in the deep that the sofa can be transformed into a bed, and perhaps the springs and mattress of that ancient folding bed lie below. No one knows. Although Pica may know.
       
 (DIR) Post #B29tJZuz9wX1PipZmC by log@mastodon.sdf.org
       2026-01-11T00:29:19Z
       
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       @futurebird The clever machinations of svartalves and nibelungs are best left to the scholars, and the fools.
       
 (DIR) Post #B29v64iS3aFYmmentg by earthlingusa@mas.to
       2026-01-11T00:49:18Z
       
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       @futurebird It’s been cold and my 12 year old tabby finally has accepted the benefits of blankets. Like me, he likes extremities sticking out.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2A8CPnVt5IhJLNVhY by thedesert@privacysafe.social
       2026-01-11T03:16:07Z
       
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       @futurebird @log follow the trail of old coins, chewing gum and odd socks, the grail you seek is within.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2AAhaAVZvjKMS7i8O by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2026-01-11T03:44:11Z
       
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       @thedesert @log One dawn from the depth of the sofaa great bed shall arise, the bed forgottenthe bed long folded. the bed bound up by only the rotting springs of the deep.Theirin a new throne shall shineas soft sleeping place fitting for the cat to rule.The coffee table shall be knocked asunderthe astonished humans? knocked asunderthe plastic usurper? knocked asunder. Shattered even.  This day shall be known in every room: the day the sofa bed was so happily reborn.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ABtrKJi6mp0P84G0 by thedesert@privacysafe.social
       2026-01-11T03:57:37Z
       
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       @futurebird @log you may need to get out of the house 😂