Post B28GAZVBFMXs98W0J6 by ira@beige.party
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(DIR) Post #B27g0tHVFvkCFHCbAm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-09T22:50:56Z
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/115867561473387264IDK. This sounds very soylent greed adjacent. I do not want to "serve man" I do not want the "man cereal"
(DIR) Post #B27g7shhniz6Tvn8d6 by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2026-01-09T22:51:53Z
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@futurebird "Soylent greed" is an interesting typo in this day and age.
(DIR) Post #B27gA9O4kA3unsgx6m by b@convo.casa
2026-01-09T22:52:33Z
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@futurebird its 4 when u want 2 munch some balls 4 bkfst
(DIR) Post #B27gRrTM5ahKSDbfmK by cynical13@social.vivaldi.net
2026-01-09T22:55:41Z
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@futurebird I just go for overnight oats because my cereal is as sedentary as I am.
(DIR) Post #B27gjnjmiMZS5BqUls by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-09T22:59:02Z
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"soylent greed" is a killer name for SOMETHING will one of you please run with this and make some good trouble.
(DIR) Post #B27gz21prXuykXYEy0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-01-09T23:01:48Z
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@quietmarc oh... oh you know.
(DIR) Post #B27hHrIrxlxEzJUp2O by Flisty@mstdn.social
2026-01-09T23:05:09Z
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@futurebird @quietmarc rocky mountain good trouble
(DIR) Post #B27hmHC0Gv5fyAmyB6 by freequaybuoy@mastodon.social
2026-01-09T23:10:39Z
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@futurebird Human battery farmers and their cruel, barbaric tiny cages taken on by the good and erstwhile human organic permaculture farmers who let their cattle run free in lush pasture before slaughter?
(DIR) Post #B27i3Kb2ryAlRvdOSW by donlamb_1@mastodon.online
2026-01-09T23:13:45Z
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@futurebird Special K with some bullshit sprinkled on top.
(DIR) Post #B27j0dhvSVU9o48JBA by wcbdata@vis.social
2026-01-09T23:24:25Z
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@futurebird These are clearly Kix. Kid tested, mother approved. No men. Srsly, folks, c'mon.
(DIR) Post #B27s0jQH6nGl7Tznd2 by bitprophet@social.coop
2026-01-10T01:05:17Z
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@futurebird sadly it's just somebody trying to say "Soylent Green" with severe nasal congestion
(DIR) Post #B27vKIthjqfMVUmlRw by purrperl@noc.social
2026-01-10T01:42:28Z
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@futurebird I used to live in the Catskills Mountains and the farming community had bumper stickers and posters all over the place: "NO FARMS. NO FOOD." , "SUPPORT YOUR FARMERS".They were also largely Thump supporters.Maybe make a funny commercial:"SUPPORT FARMERS", and send them away to a better place in retirement, to Sunshine Farms, a retirement community for farmers, and producers of "Soylent Green".Remember: "NO FARMERS, NO FOOD".
(DIR) Post #B28GAZVBFMXs98W0J6 by ira@beige.party
2026-01-10T05:36:01Z
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@futurebird maybe that pistachio milk that’s running NYC? 😅
(DIR) Post #B28GjpowZ9EktSZebY by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2026-01-10T05:42:22Z
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@futurebird ketamine made of your own flesh
(DIR) Post #B28IT8D38x1OuX0phw by argonaut@mastodon.social
2026-01-10T06:01:44Z
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@futurebird @michelestrider “soiled greed” soon may even be a better one, fingers crossed…
(DIR) Post #B28RJfM9wqrSPDpp2W by patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot
2026-01-10T07:40:54Z
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@futurebird "soylent greed" is "capital will eat itself"!
(DIR) Post #B28RSE94UIu2cOnMrQ by patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot
2026-01-10T07:42:29Z
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@futurebird give that typo an award! 👏👏👏