Post B214SQhdSlxHSY3R5M by stumblewyk@jawns.club
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(DIR) Post #B210xBhasxsU61RiYS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-06T17:42:33Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dethrone Your Local King pin. My local king is Larry, commonly known as the Croissant King. He is a smug bastard and I will do everything in my power to run him and his corrupt bakery out of town.https://collabs.shop/gz9ng5
(DIR) Post #B2116or8gJEw8VVGoi by pattykimura@beige.party
2026-01-06T17:44:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Always good to a goal, especially a croissant tyrant.
(DIR) Post #B214HndFs7svO7w8GW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2026-01-06T18:19:54Z
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Just realized "Dethrone Your Local King pin" sounds like "Dethrone Your Local Kingpin". Good luck with that, the man is built like three refrigerators taped together.
(DIR) Post #B214SQhdSlxHSY3R5M by stumblewyk@jawns.club
2026-01-06T18:21:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, one Kingpin is enough. I hate to imagine that there are multiple non-multiverse Kingpins running around out there. We just don't have enough Spider-men or Daredevil's in this continuity to deal with them all.
(DIR) Post #B215DH7EvPwTKuMtAe by roknrol@beige.party
2026-01-06T18:30:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts "De-head" might be better.
(DIR) Post #B21H0FiCi6QzikWxtY by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2026-01-06T20:42:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who would win?Three refrigerators taped together? Or one sticky twink in a red and blue onesie?
(DIR) Post #B21H0Wo99GHyk6RS1A by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2026-01-06T20:42:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who would win?Three refrigerators taped together? Or one sticky twink in a red and blue onesie?
(DIR) Post #B21V93uvKbYf6WZj3g by predatory_lesbians@sunbeam.city
2026-01-06T23:20:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts link seems broken for me :(