Post B1rf0gvnHpPAPDiLM8 by TheTestBear@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #B1r0rZQznGYSNlP9Ae by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2026-01-01T21:54:26Z
       
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       Better safe than sorry.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1rf0gvnHpPAPDiLM8 by TheTestBear@mastodon.social
       2026-01-02T05:24:15Z
       
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       One would think it's not necessary for lifeguards at the pool, but it is because of the crocs, alligators and the occasional python or anaconda.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1rn4SyfuH33vBNAmW by tuban_muzuru@beige.party
       2026-01-02T06:54:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ... they're sneaky, them sharks
       
 (DIR) Post #B1sTNdgcVnfKi8kioa by lonfo@social.vivaldi.net
       2026-01-02T14:48:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts true! I could just work as a lifeguard for swimming pools, because I failed the Judo exam! Very sad. 😢
       
 (DIR) Post #B1vXvXA2GLhhbooDEu by Meowthias@mastodon.world
       2026-01-04T02:23:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sharks have responded by training in Ninjutsu.