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(DIR) Post #B1n1meK7VlYhQ4ZAPY by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-30T23:45:56Z
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IKEA: Our store is so exhausting we have to have a place to feed people who come here or they might not make it home. I got lost and thought I might need to do "the path" again and almost burst out in tears. Like "lost in the mall where is my mommy" tears.
(DIR) Post #B1n2Ju0aDT8RcbHgEi by PaulWermer@sfba.social
2025-12-30T23:51:54Z
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@futurebird the strange common experiences of the modern world
(DIR) Post #B1n2rpXbKg71bzuFAe by f800gecko@mastodon.online
2025-12-30T23:58:01Z
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@futurebird If the enemy ever wants me to spill everything I know, they know where to take me...
(DIR) Post #B1n3bV8LXSdTdls3zE by tobinbaker@discuss.systems
2025-12-31T00:06:17Z
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@futurebird it’s designed like a casino
(DIR) Post #B1n4tewTuQERECXlVA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-31T00:20:47Z
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@raven667 I'm very familiar with that. And love it so.
(DIR) Post #B1n6LFOsZD2M4cXrqy by thegarbagebird@theblower.au
2025-12-31T00:36:56Z
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@futurebird you are lucky you didn't end up in liminal IKEA. you find your way in there and you could walk out of a different IKEA to the one you walked in
(DIR) Post #B1n6NESL33t9iy6rp2 by jhavok@mstdn.party
2025-12-31T00:37:21Z
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@futurebird My wife has experienced that. I suggested we go to IKEA for a particular item the other day and her eyes went hollow.
(DIR) Post #B1n74rFmfy6sVM2XIm by twipped@twipped.social
2025-12-31T00:45:03Z
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@futurebird huh. Ours has maps around every turn that show where the shortcuts are.
(DIR) Post #B1nBXuomtxNlm5WX7w by paulc@mstdn.social
2025-12-31T01:35:16Z
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@futurebird I remember our 1 trip to Ikea at Potomac Mills. Besides buying the Swedish meatballs we also bought a large long dragon stuffie for my son. I'm sure we bought some furniture but I can't remember what.
(DIR) Post #B1nKeNWPzgIG7f5WnQ by Ehay2k@mastodon.social
2025-12-31T03:17:17Z
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@futurebird Here's a fun game for the next time you go to IKEA. When you walk in the door take note of about 10 people around you that are entering at the same time. There's a pretty good chance that you will see several of them when you leave! How they can control people's time like that is amazing.
(DIR) Post #B1osutcG1l0htTpLRA by rainynight65@aus.social
2025-12-31T21:15:53Z
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@futurebird I don't mind IKEA but I agree the store is exhausting. What annoys me most about the store I go to is that there is no clear way out from the restaurant without going through half the market hall and the checkouts again. So shop first, eat second is a bit weird every time. I'm sure that way out exists but I can never logically find it when I'm there.