Post B1ixYwcLWNclecSeCu by anne_twain@theblower.au
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(DIR) Post #B1iT6X1c5BlBXzobXE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2025-12-28T18:58:27Z
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Wooden Cockatoo Figurine. Cockatoos are commonly known as Australian roosters due to the sound they make, "cockatoodledoo".https://collabs.shop/sjeg43
(DIR) Post #B1iW2OjPHBCMWs1Heq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2025-12-28T19:31:21Z
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All animals are venomous in Australia, and that includes cockatoos. One bite is enough to put you in a coma for life.
(DIR) Post #B1iW6GczLYfUYSrXyS by Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot
2025-12-28T19:32:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts hell it includes Australians!
(DIR) Post #B1iWBFtJVsKTiZsRou by roknrol@beige.party
2025-12-28T19:32:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm told that when non-venomous creatures are imported to Australia, they *become* venomous.
(DIR) Post #B1iXIsKV68ZGujn6PI by MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social
2025-12-28T19:45:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's why Australians pretend to like them so much. Don't want to make them angry…
(DIR) Post #B1ih0jCvH5QUx2ERiS by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-28T21:34:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts White killer rabbits were confined to the british Caerbannog area.Wait... What?White killer rabbits were introduced down under to get rid of unyips and droppin' bears.Darn.Weyland-Yutani may have the solution.
(DIR) Post #B1iplnWbq5IZaMOay8 by wkfry@mastodon.social
2025-12-28T23:12:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Given how 2025 has gone, that kinda sounds awesome! 🙄
(DIR) Post #B1ixYwcLWNclecSeCu by anne_twain@theblower.au
2025-12-29T00:39:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those are very, very low quality "facts", but the carved figurine is so cute! ( Sulphur crested cockies have white wings, but never mind, it's art.)