Post B1TP6yaoGxtvrKpsci by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #B1TONdfZDaSXw4RUH2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-21T12:24:54Z
       
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       Me bestowing another radical "hot take" (aparently):Pirates are bad and there shouldn't be pirates.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TP1xSD4xEOsbQ7Xc by 5tern1@corteximplant.com
       2025-12-21T12:32:07Z
       
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       @futurebird - no one should need to turn to violence and crime for survival - stealing from the rich as a queer gang is probably fine imo The fact that pirates are now people on motorboats with guns fucked me up when i found out when i was around 10 years old. I wanted to become a pirate on a big old ship and be friends will all the crew.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TP6yaoGxtvrKpsci by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-21T12:33:05Z
       
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       @5tern1 The latest fashion in piracy is having an air craft carrier now.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TQAndP3ZpmzAR4ka by DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange
       2025-12-21T12:44:57Z
       
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       @futurebird Well akshually, this letter of marque clearly makes me a "privateer", not a pirate.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TSsTMry7jKmOefJ2 by rgulick@social.coop
       2025-12-21T13:15:14Z
       
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       @futurebird Except on Halloween; there should always be pirates on Halloween.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TT4YJDQKqlZxhp68 by SKleefeld@retro.pizza
       2025-12-21T13:17:25Z
       
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       @futurebird Somewhat counter argument: pirates are bad, but not nearly as bad as the people who make piracy a viable/appealing prospect in the first place
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TTJSmwEPeMniibi4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-21T13:20:09Z
       
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       @SKleefeld Oh hard agree. Investing in pirates, making it a viable "business model" is cartoonishly evil to me. Might makes right dressed up in contracts and military jargon. It's anti-social.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TkfOnpQf5Y20BFUO by trachelipus@masto.ai
       2025-12-21T16:34:34Z
       
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       @futurebird @5tern1 Ouch, but not untrue.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1TuLKE7jPjxabXww4 by rk@mastodon.well.com
       2025-12-21T18:23:00Z
       
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       @futurebird “People get mad if you call their dad a criminal but will brag if their ancestor was a pirate.”
       
 (DIR) Post #B1UvjMjuKqrRRcOtF2 by null_hypothesis@mas.to
       2025-12-22T06:13:15Z
       
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       @futurebird “Robbery”