Post B1PPp7cd1CZdVL8rqa by phpete@mastodon.coffee
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(DIR) Post #B1PPl1YFeA9NWD8mlE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T14:12:33Z
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Is #PicaTheCat innocent?
(DIR) Post #B1PPl2OiV67M8vggXQ by jmax@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T14:20:14Z
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@futurebird "I'm innocent of anything!"
(DIR) Post #B1PPnLwKoWydKbW3I8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T14:10:48Z
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OK enough fun games. I’m asking the main question: Is she innocent?(poll following, since you can’t have a poll and a photo in the same post.) #picathecat
(DIR) Post #B1PPnN84ONxT1I0wDo by FandaSin@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19T14:20:07Z
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@futurebird Cat and innocent? Very unlinkely.😉
(DIR) Post #B1PPp7cd1CZdVL8rqa by phpete@mastodon.coffee
2025-12-19T14:17:48Z
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@futurebirdWhere "legal" = "self preservation".
(DIR) Post #B1PPw7rWWWMcHDRtJo by pattykimura@beige.party
2025-12-19T14:19:34Z
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@futurebird Always. Whatever it is, is your fault puny human. 🐈
(DIR) Post #B1PPxstl87uyRiKiR6 by caitp@mstdn.social
2025-12-19T14:12:33Z
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@futurebird innocent of eating birds or bunnies? I hope so
(DIR) Post #B1PQFPN3eQdW54ORsW by Elleaster@ohai.social
2025-12-19T14:26:56Z
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@futurebird INNOCENT!
(DIR) Post #B1PQINj4DvZTqc6cjI by fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-12-19T14:27:29Z
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@futurebird Is any cat ever innocent?
(DIR) Post #B1PQJIw9VwuHHhfNXU by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T14:27:41Z
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@futurebird why am I allowed to pick only one?
(DIR) Post #B1PQJticlD4PMScb5c by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T14:16:30Z
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@caitp She is not allowed the opportunity. But frankly? She would.
(DIR) Post #B1PQQq3klPTC2VoXiq by Plumbert@thecanadian.social
2025-12-19T14:28:57Z
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@futurebird On the advice of my Feline Overlords, I decline to answer this question.
(DIR) Post #B1PQRYwtrjj5GHxCmu by Kierkegaanks@beige.party
2025-12-19T14:28:59Z
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@futurebird Guilty but adorable
(DIR) Post #B1PQo8kDSZR4eMmqO0 by RogerBW@discordian.social
2025-12-19T14:33:12Z
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@futurebird innocent by Pica Rules, which are the only rules that matter.
(DIR) Post #B1PR8anwqHqPT8HjFI by freequaybuoy@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T14:36:55Z
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@futurebird Gonna have to plead the fluff I'm afraid
(DIR) Post #B1PRZYQLnkRRu86Ub2 by jbenjamint@mastodon.scot
2025-12-19T14:41:47Z
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@futurebird for the defence: m'lady, the verdict requires three things: a guilty act, a guilty mind, and jurisdiction.We do not dispute (licks paw) that the first two requirements are met.However the defence asserts the court has no jurisdiction inn this matter, the accused having no superior but God. Dieu et mon droit, suckers.
(DIR) Post #B1PSD6FpxEy27a2idE by dazzr@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-19T14:48:55Z
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@futurebird Case dismissed.
(DIR) Post #B1PTAGdkz3YvPxRcA4 by apontious@dice.camp
2025-12-19T14:59:35Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B1PTtHw119WySoS6bo by pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-12-19T15:07:45Z
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@futurebird WITCH HUNT!!!!!!!!one!!!!
(DIR) Post #B1PTwVZalcQldBV1QO by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2025-12-19T15:08:19Z
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@futurebird I voted nuance because she's clearly not innocent but also not guilty by jury nullification
(DIR) Post #B1PVo2rJqDjwARsp1s by jared@spookykitties.com
2025-12-19T15:28:58Z
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@futurebird like my friendly neighborhood raccoons: only innocence, no mischief.
(DIR) Post #B1PYa5e0zKF6cAhJk8 by catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19T16:00:16Z
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@futurebird She's innocent of all crimes she enjoyed committing!
(DIR) Post #B1PYjOIgzj1v589w7E by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T16:01:59Z
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@futurebird That face could do no wrong
(DIR) Post #B1PZrT2dLquK3Z3xp2 by purrperl@noc.social
2025-12-19T16:14:31Z
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@futurebird Good cats go to heaven.Evil cats, they go everywhere.~~~~~~~~~Just kidding.~~~~~~There is no heaven.~~~~~~There are no good cats either. Now fill my bowl if you know what's good for you. 😺
(DIR) Post #B1PeKT1isufYE2ijke by pattykimura@beige.party
2025-12-19T17:04:43Z
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@futurebird Still INNOCENT! Doesn't double jeopardy apply by now!
(DIR) Post #B1Pf7ziQ8axnnUJBWi by capnthommo@c.im
2025-12-19T17:13:41Z
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@futurebird what is she accused of doing?
(DIR) Post #B1PfrFFNEr0MzyIbp2 by Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
2025-12-19T17:21:50Z
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@futurebird All cats are innocent, no matter what they've done.
(DIR) Post #B1Phhjlj6WOKfm1fhQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T17:42:35Z
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@capnthommo Let's just say I *don't* think she is responsible for the 2008 financial crisis since she was only a kitten then.Everything else? All bets are off.
(DIR) Post #B1Pi3nFmpPgTqrbTqC by darkling@mstdn.social
2025-12-19T17:46:31Z
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@futurebird @capnthommo But she will be responsible for inventing a time machine, and *then* causing the French Revolution.
(DIR) Post #B1PituPPTEBZ6LxHuq by athena_rising@beige.party
2025-12-19T17:55:54Z
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@futurebird She didn't do anything in the first place, which is what she would explain to you, if she had any worries about what you thought. 😉
(DIR) Post #B1Pm3o7zydCONdDt44 by mavu@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T18:31:19Z
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@futurebird I don't need to know any details. Just look at the poor creature Everyone can see at a glance she is Obviously innocent.
(DIR) Post #B1PmmKSf7jfhOy7MSO by sjcooke66@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T18:39:23Z
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@futurebird Innocent because cats don't have a guilt complex...
(DIR) Post #B1Pu9VKZZoItS7KdcW by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2025-12-19T20:01:59Z
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@futurebird My wife replied, "That cat did something, enjoyed it, and would do it again."I mean, no lies detected. 😅
(DIR) Post #B1PutCLwT5iZuklEZc by trurl@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-12-19T20:10:16Z
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@futurebird @capnthommo maybe 2008 was the market pricing in the news that she had arrived in the world?
(DIR) Post #B1PwRmT4ndODiu9U2K by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T20:27:39Z
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@futurebird All cats are innocent by law. It's like diplomatic immunity or being rich.
(DIR) Post #B1Q0IIkmJ8JumAAQiW by bruce@darkmoon.social
2025-12-19T21:10:50Z
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@futurebird Not only is she guilty, she is proud of it. Not only would she do it again, she would boast about it and show you the result.
(DIR) Post #B1Q0mRREaADKOmOiEi by cr1901@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T21:16:16Z
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@futurebird Pica is a Very Good Brown Tabby. She is unconditionally innocent :3.
(DIR) Post #B1Q1lUQ27BEZJ7whM0 by erotica@kinkycats.org
2025-12-19T21:27:18Z
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@futurebird Your kitty cat is adorable, and;She & all cats are mischievously innocent in their own sweet unique way.🤭😜😉
(DIR) Post #B1Q4IhX8ZlPhRjEV9M by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T21:55:46Z
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Will you touch the beans? #picaTheCat #caturdayeveryday#CaturdayEve
(DIR) Post #B1Q4rqrLtTJ6VQRugC by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T22:02:03Z
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@futurebird Warning: may contains claws and fangs.
(DIR) Post #B1Q56mvcn8wCepZOts by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T22:04:47Z
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@futurebird Hi Pica, and @futurebird!
(DIR) Post #B1Q6kr0N9ciqq2SXqa by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2025-12-19T22:23:11Z
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@futurebird Found your cat’s twin brother.
(DIR) Post #B1Q73n71qpcKGebRDM by octothorpe@mastodon.online
2025-12-19T22:26:39Z
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@futurebird I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE VERY OBVIOUS DEATHTRAP TO TOUCH THE BEANS
(DIR) Post #B1Q79YVV4AJahvnWQC by lapis@elekk.xyz
2025-12-19T22:27:40Z
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@futurebird I would very much touch those beans
(DIR) Post #B1Q9yQEhmD0VjVKCUS by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-19T22:59:20Z
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@davidhmccoy Right down to the poorly hidden toothies.
(DIR) Post #B1QADCHtv1poofrge0 by wtrmt@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T23:01:58Z
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@futurebird @davidhmccoy or: he stole your cat, replaced it with a replicat, and is about to ask your for ransom. The replicat will give you the details tonight.
(DIR) Post #B1QBqc1KHMnPsATEno by Unixbigot@aus.social
2025-12-19T23:20:17Z
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@futurebird will leap into trap every time
(DIR) Post #B1QGYzoLaRkqDToqMy by glasspusher@beige.party
2025-12-20T00:13:01Z
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@futurebird beautiful- but deadly!
(DIR) Post #B1QYtzMQFric4kuvrc by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2025-12-20T03:38:36Z
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@futurebird Look! Look at that face! There is only one choice!🙂
(DIR) Post #B1QdR2s8cTiaL6lnzk by pdkoenig@mstdn.social
2025-12-20T04:29:24Z
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@futurebird All cats are a superposition of innocent and not innocent.
(DIR) Post #B1RbQVvbMosrsniwOO by hopland@snabelen.no
2025-12-20T15:41:37Z
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@futurebird here is my excessive nuance. Bla bla bla, bla bla bla blabla bla, bla bla-Narrator: " @futurebird had already lost interest through the sentence, not because she was adverse to a wayward wege showing his ass, but because she had severely miscalculated.""About 2/3rds of her apartment had already been secured by her cat and its minions. She was now deep in a diplomatic process to prevent losing the rest of her apartment."...bla bla -- are you even listening?! HELLO?!? Sheesh...
(DIR) Post #B1RdPbbcyHhv6x4kqW by capnthommo@c.im
2025-12-20T16:03:53Z
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@futurebird not so much guilty or innocent then. More like the Scottish verdict of "not proven". The third, half way decision.