Post B1IGDaZweO8ac8CBQe by em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #B1HvzitquyJXHfcNRQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-15T23:45:00Z
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"Lance" isn't a very common name in our time but in medieval times there were people ...I can't. It is too horrible. It is wrong.
(DIR) Post #B1Hw2FoHWu91vrDe3U by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-15T23:45:29Z
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... named Lace a lot.#iamweak #puns
(DIR) Post #B1Hw5hSNCFm6XscAcK by Bfordham@infosec.exchange
2025-12-15T23:46:04Z
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@futurebird We have a "dad-jokes" channel in our work slacked, I've posted this one there. It's so, so bad
(DIR) Post #B1HwdgaMwR75gpYo6a by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-12-15T23:52:11Z
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@futurebird ah yes, Lance, Knight of the Strong Arm, who won time and time again ... assisted by performance-enhancing drugs, we now know ...
(DIR) Post #B1HwzV1kb0LoDGllUO by PeterLG@theblower.au
2025-12-15T23:56:03Z
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@futurebird *Lance 😏
(DIR) Post #B1Hx9GlkShcot7wXgG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-15T23:57:55Z
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@josh0 They get so mad at my puns. But they also save up ants puns for me so there is a bright side.
(DIR) Post #B1HxLVTvaRM3zeRWmO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-16T00:00:05Z
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@Bfordham I have a worse one. But first I want to say something. I hate it when people say “no pun intended” be intentional with your puns! Be proud.Anyway.I entered a pun contest online one time. I submitted ten puns under different names so I could stand a better chance of winning. I thought it was a lock! One pun *had* to win. Sadly no pun in ten did.
(DIR) Post #B1HxOTHYDmmg2Y4F28 by Bfordham@infosec.exchange
2025-12-16T00:00:38Z
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@futurebird boooo
(DIR) Post #B1I0TZhQ5bLpFlICGm by timtfj@mastodon.social
2025-12-16T00:35:10Z
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@futurebird @josh0 You're helping them become groan adults!
(DIR) Post #B1I2SW1qS0Y3UJT8Iy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-16T00:57:25Z
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@timtfj @josh0 Wow.
(DIR) Post #B1I3g6Mml7dbuFJ1Wa by freequaybuoy@mastodon.social
2025-12-16T01:11:04Z
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@futurebird @Bfordham No pun intended really means, Hey everyone! Look! I did A PUN. I didn't mean to, in fact it was completely unintentional, but I still it's worth pointing out so my witty subconscious, crazy loon that it is (aww) gets some kudos.
(DIR) Post #B1IGDaZweO8ac8CBQe by em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social
2025-12-16T03:31:34Z
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@futurebird @Bfordham 😹🤣🤣🤣😹I often will say something and “unintentionally” say a rather perfect pun.. but what usually happens is I pause smile and say “pun intended” or “absolutely pun intended” because whether it’s an “accident” from my brain or not, I want to “own” that perfect piece of wit and puff it up to its fullest extent 😹 ! Because, sometimes my intellect thinks faster than my mind… if that makes any sense 😹
(DIR) Post #B1J4Hsc8X5otPrSap6 by bpolitte@mstdn.games
2025-12-16T12:52:35Z
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@futurebird It takes great resolve to follow through with a joke that bad. Well done! 🤪