Post B16l7ziB3mmRVTL63c by cuntbenis@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #B16jXpnkKR2YOL8bmy by StoleMyThundersBalls@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:03:45.133061Z
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GM friends
(DIR) Post #B16jknRYPH0kqKwEoy by cuntbenis@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:05:00.077779Z
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@StoleMyThundersBalls GM whats the conspiracy of the day
(DIR) Post #B16k6LBS9jxZZHgFCy by StoleMyThundersBalls@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:09:59.271167Z
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@cuntbenis Conspiracy theories about Santa:“He’s lowkey dead. There’s no way he could be that old and still go down chimneys, so it’s definitely his ghost.” – Devam Parekh (9)“All his elves are actually little children he kidnaps while dropping off presents.” – Lorelei Xia (10)“My neighbor is a mall Santa, and I think he’s actually the real Santa.” – Jomar Meneses (11)“Santa’s sleigh obeys the laws similar to electron behavior in quantum mechanics; the sleigh can simultaneously be in two places at once due to wave particle duality.” -Kyle Ng (12) and Jonathan Cheng (12)Santa is an Elf/Demigod: The suit might transform people, and Santa could be an elf with powers, or even a demigod figure from mythology -redditSatanic/Illuminati Plot: Some evangelicals suggest Santa is a tool for Satanic/Illuminati agendas, promoting materialism or mind controlall of which are crazy. Santa is clearly real and all of these people are Santa Deniers! 🎅 ☃️ 🎄
(DIR) Post #B16kPEnu6HVLHdfzDU by cuntbenis@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:11:49.630279Z
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@StoleMyThundersBalls santa is aint nick. nickel means devil. santa = satan
(DIR) Post #B16kPFiyg59s8eNZB2 by StoleMyThundersBalls@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:13:22.932362Z
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@cuntbenis Cinter Clause is a fabrication of Coco Cola and the Holiday was stolen from Pagans. Jesus' birthday isn't even the 25th there are many conspiracies around the holiday. I say enjoy it!
(DIR) Post #B16knVdfA0YcRhSYhU by cuntbenis@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:14:26.733891Z
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@StoleMyThundersBalls santa clause is satan because he replace jesus on jesus day.
(DIR) Post #B16knWuiQ5nAOsRgv2 by StoleMyThundersBalls@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:17:45.960165Z
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@cuntbenis He's also materialistic and a has an army of elves that he enslaves. It really depends how you feel about those slippy knife ears!
(DIR) Post #B16l7ziB3mmRVTL63c by cuntbenis@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:18:53.110299Z
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@StoleMyThundersBalls he also pedophile spies on children, and likes to judge people
(DIR) Post #B16l811MBxiTZFJvai by StoleMyThundersBalls@poa.st
2025-12-10T14:21:27.698438Z
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@cuntbenis He's married with no children himself but I don't think he has sexual interests in children. More like the gains a sense of gratification for gifting to many many people. He could be described as Odin or Allfather (Alfödhr), Yggr (Terror), Sigfodhr (Father of Victory), Valföðr (Father of the Slain/Fallen), Grímnir, Hár (The High One), Bölverker (Evil-doer),