Post B13Uv6apyvZkLOrHdI by PunishedD@clubcyberia.co
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(DIR) Post #B13Tc5Cip0hsa1wbB2 by RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:21:04.536498Z
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lava hot take: "read the fucking manual" is an outdated concept and no serious product requires it to work on a basic level
(DIR) Post #B13TjxslvaIuBlN4TI by Junes@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:22:28.050056Z
5 likes, 2 repeats
@RustyCrab being a manual reading guy is the most persecuted class in the world
(DIR) Post #B13TmD0Mfpy7fYzb6W by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-09T00:22:43.209614Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
Nothing even comes with a goddam manual anymore! Maybe there's some half-assed PDF available somewhere, but that's a best case scenario!
(DIR) Post #B13TtQjs0ey6I8ikam by wertimer@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:24:12.405157Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@RustyCrab I sent this to my z/OS admin and he laughed in my face :niggaangerycry:
(DIR) Post #B13TuQFtIDpL57AgTI by wertimer@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:24:22.669297Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@animepfp @RustyCrab you are now reading manually
(DIR) Post #B13U2PZViadpHJ9qHA by Nudhul@shitposter.world
2025-12-09T00:25:51.351337Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@lord_nougat @RustyCrab qr code that links to an online pdfwhat, dont you guys have phones?
(DIR) Post #B13U3tgnEB8CyXGxOq by kirby@freerobuxextremist.com
2025-12-09T00:25:42.658482Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@RustyCrab how do i operate this crane? hmmm. guess I'll just figure it out as i go
(DIR) Post #B13UCnGIUfvTeD7ajo by RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:27:43.183480Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
@kirby :niggastrong: yss
(DIR) Post #B13Ul6eGv9vhcVhGuO by skylar@misskey.yandere.love
2025-12-09T00:33:55.300874Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
@RustyCrab so true>DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE CALL OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE HOTLINE FOR ANY PROBLEMS AND WARRANTY SERVICE>HERE'S AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT "DANGER" AND "WARNING" MEAN>DO NOT EAT THE PRODUCT>DO NOT INSERT THE PRODUCT IN YOUR ANUS, VAGINA, URETHRA, OR BELLY BUTTON>DO NOT SUBMERGE THE PRODUCT IN WATER, URINE, OR ANY OTHER LIQUID>DO NOT INSERT YOUR PENIS OR FINGERS INTO THE PRODUCT WHILE IT'S OPERATING>HERE'S OUR PRIVACY POLICY FOR THE STATE OF MICHIGAN>NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE>DO NOT CUM ON PRODUCT>DO NOT LICK PRODUCT>HERE'S OUR BINDING ARBITRATION POLICY FOR THE STATES OF WISCONSIN, ALABAMA, AND GEORGIA>HERE'S A COPY OF THE SAME THING BUT IN PORTUGUESE>HERE'S YOUR REQUIRED DISCLOSURE DOCUMENT FOR THE ARIZONA CONSUMER PRODUCTS SAFETY ACT OF 1997>HERE'S 1100 PAGES OF THE SAME THINGS BUT IN FRENCH, CHINESE, SWEDISH, DANISH, NORWEGIAN, FRENCH, SPANISH, WELSH, GREEK, TURKISH, RUSSIAN, JAPANESE, SOUTH KOREAN, NORTH KOREAN, SERBIAN, ENGLISH (TRADITIONAL), ENGLISH (SIMPLIFIED), REDNECK, HOOD NIGGA, AUSTRALIAN, PIDGIN, AND ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS(and on page 8957, here's the wiring diagram you need on how to connect it for single phase 120V or three phase 208V)
(DIR) Post #B13UpEchDImPVkvczg by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2025-12-09T00:34:39.554379Z
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@RustyCrab read the fucking Google search
(DIR) Post #B13Uv6apyvZkLOrHdI by PunishedD@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:35:43.457482Z
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@RustyCrab Disagree. RTFM is an important gatekeeping maneuver. When you stop it, you get vibe coders and Github spam.
(DIR) Post #B13UxNSYFBj9EX49nE by BobsonDugnuttHB@poa.st
2025-12-09T00:36:09.523413Z
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@skylar @RustyCrab >DO NOT CUM ON PRODUCTUnfortunately, the lack of instructions in liturgical coptic caused me to miss this vital warning
(DIR) Post #B13V3b0ulKyV0b6XJ2 by skylar@misskey.yandere.love
2025-12-09T00:37:11.990941Z
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@BobsonDugnuttHB @RustyCrab time to call the prestigious law firm Goldblatt & Goldblatt to sue the manufacturer for millions and extend the next manual by 907 pages
(DIR) Post #B13VlmVnNG8tPXcNCy by binkle@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T00:45:14.562543Z
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@RustyCrab usually the manual is something like>here's a diagram of every single part in the thing (you'll never need to know this)>here's how to press the """power""" button>5 pages of safety warnings about how to press the power button without sawing your dick off>the same thing but in spanish>and again but this time in chinese>end
(DIR) Post #B13Vou5beoStmUrCK0 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-09T00:42:26.698772Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
Yeah, I'll go get it... Phone:
(DIR) Post #B13W0vqqvpvKilgwtc by zonk@shitposter.world
2025-12-09T00:47:59.989040Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@binkle @RustyCrab i got a manual like this for my obd2 to usb adapter. i had to find the driver for it on an abandoned chinese forum. they could have included a cd or something :/
(DIR) Post #B13XKPkU6AditzZCMa by idiot@shitposter.world
2025-12-09T01:02:43.957851Z
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@skylar @RustyCrab This but for electronics datasheets>First results are all BIGADSDATASHEETS DOT COMMERCIAL>Fill out this captcha to get your datasheet>No you can't have a PDF here's a shitty viewer with sixteen banner ads to click through with your mouse>BIGADSDATASHEETS DOT COM watermark on every page>Here's a bunch of math shit you learned in school and haven't used since>Here's a bunch of tables that don't help you but are interesting to overpaid autists in R&D>Would you like some example schematics?>This one kinda looks like what you're looking for if you turn your head sideways>Here's four more>NO WE WON'T GIVE YOU A PINOUT STOP ASKING>[Page intentionally left blank for you to take notes]>Approved manufacturers include Texas Instruments and onsemi, but for some reason Mouser has a pdf from Marvell that somehow has exactly what you were looking for
(DIR) Post #B13YqjEnH64MZBiSsC by jeff@mk.magicka.org
2025-12-09T01:19:45.179Z
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@binkle@clubcyberia.co @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co legally the eu mandates the manual warn you about how power buttons are known by the state of california to cause cancer in some misconfigured states.
(DIR) Post #B13ZTenHjKQC4vPa8u by KaiserKitty@clubcyberia.co
2025-12-09T01:26:46.864929Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@RustyCrab when the manual is just a list of functions and their types with no explanation of what any of them do. My fav is when they say something is an enum and don’t list all the possible values for it.
(DIR) Post #B13ZbXBbtnqAngXtoG by mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click
2025-12-09T01:28:11.821257Z
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@RustyCrab my favorite thing is that "rtfm" is said seriously and the manual has weird ass terminology or searching through things is a slog and there's not even any examples. Genuinely, AI is a blessing for this shit.
(DIR) Post #B13bpGrhZqEa8yuaQa by pettanko@tsundere.love
2025-12-09T01:52:46.280997Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@RustyCrab nobody actually reads the fucking manual anymore
(DIR) Post #B13mjTHTbNMIPPP972 by halberd@poa.st
2025-12-09T01:08:31.225890Z
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@binkle @RustyCrab I have hundreds of pages of PDFs of manuals that are configuration options:>Label: "Remodulation Coherence Hitchback">Options: "NRQ-M", "NRQ-L", "NRQ-O", "Triple", "Disabled".with text:>This setting allows you to configure the Remodulation Coherence Hitchback as NRQ-M, NRQ-L, NRQ-O, or to disable it.:tiredcat:
(DIR) Post #B13ySmoav6JzWIhoi8 by scathach@stereophonic.space
2025-12-09T06:06:43.960120Z
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@RustyCrab As a platonic ideal of UI design to aspire to I agree, but in actual reality most things are just too complicated and unintuitive to not require a manual
(DIR) Post #B14rPLw5tUp8lZaamW by tyler@nicecrew.digital
2025-12-09T16:22:24.449579Z
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I'm bald yeah but i Dont really look like that guy