Post B11XJr3UhPOYzDGuC8 by lucy_stoner@sfba.social
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(DIR) Post #B0vA28gSxDjkYOKAsa by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-05T00:03:57Z
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For Immediate Release:Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human. Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny. More at 11. We will fight back.
(DIR) Post #B0vAFuZEEjNapFVSAC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-05T00:06:27Z
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BREAKING NEWSCat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
(DIR) Post #B0vBssMaSqqlEpjkZ6 by sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
2025-12-05T00:24:40Z
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@futurebird some feline scientists caution that the humans consider that behavior even cuter than the cat nose booping itself, and recommend to only attempt it with extended claws, as that successfully discourages most humans
(DIR) Post #B0vDJiu1qYMDfZkEOO by richpuchalsky@mastodon.social
2025-12-05T00:40:40Z
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@futurebird Cats have claws -- this is disproportionate response
(DIR) Post #B0vLhlW6ZuRmMPWu3M by kastope@mastodon.social
2025-12-05T02:14:41Z
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@futurebird Dog technicians have not figured out that they can scratch each other's butts.
(DIR) Post #B0vN4oJgR2dRerGwGe by jhavok@mstdn.party
2025-12-05T02:30:03Z
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@futurebird Bumper was an early researcher in this field.
(DIR) Post #B0vNRgzXpoffbJlONs by jared@spookykitties.com
2025-12-05T02:34:04Z
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@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
(DIR) Post #B0vNUbTumHuvNdMBiC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-05T02:34:45Z
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@jared What a delightful creature.
(DIR) Post #B0vOW391VqihQ3q3KC by jared@spookykitties.com
2025-12-05T02:46:07Z
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@futurebird the Most Dangerous Lady the Cat Penguin very generously stopped giving me claw face boops 12 years ago. Can still see where she got me when I dared to wake up while she was sleeping on my head
(DIR) Post #B0vS8xOl6uaUkoRVlQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-05T03:26:53Z
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@jared I'm getting wookie vibes and can't exactly explain why.
(DIR) Post #B0wD7wJOMPcowLwu9o by KatS@chaosfem.tw
2025-12-05T12:13:17Z
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@futurebird To quote a text message from my partner yesterday:"you taught our son to smack my face!"
(DIR) Post #B0waPYU3zLs7CJJF3o by privacy_guru@mastodon.social
2025-12-05T16:34:10Z
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@futurebird @GinevraCat I hear reports of a drive by booping just now.
(DIR) Post #B11IcOT5i91UVxctto by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-07T23:08:24Z
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I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
(DIR) Post #B11IhyI3x7mx3x7ykK by photovotary@beige.party
2025-12-07T23:09:22Z
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@futurebird :blobcatgiggle: You have a lot of clout!
(DIR) Post #B11Ilz8mjVJorHhaM4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-07T23:10:08Z
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@photovotary I think it's #PicaTheCat with the clout. Everyone always takes her side no matter what.
(DIR) Post #B11It2ihp6i3zErwW0 by photovotary@beige.party
2025-12-07T23:11:22Z
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@futurebird Furry cuteness counts a lot. Never underestimate it. :blobcatgiggle:
(DIR) Post #B11IuH3a0OZ4jzDgbQ by LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social
2025-12-07T23:11:36Z
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@futurebird Anecdotal reports are coming in from this human who says she has never been snootbooped by a cat, but her current elder moggy has a habit of smacking her forehead in a gesture "like a V8 bonk, but with claws."
(DIR) Post #B11JE2WJlGQTRr5Qy8 by JamesWidman@mastodon.social
2025-12-07T23:15:10Z
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@futurebird cat name idea for a cat who gets the zoomies a lot: Bill Bee-line the Science Feline
(DIR) Post #B11KIeb4EeCOeZ4XlA by whitneymcn@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-07T23:27:10Z
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@futurebird Our most recent family cats were...well, let's just say "not part of the cat science core research team," but I firmly believe that there *is* a cat science core research team.
(DIR) Post #B11Knmzb4QanfXONwe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-12-07T23:32:53Z
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@whitneymcn Listen not all cats can be a part of the brain trust as it were. They all do their part... in their own ways.
(DIR) Post #B11XJr3UhPOYzDGuC8 by lucy_stoner@sfba.social
2025-12-08T01:53:00Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B12fd5ERD12fFP1wPY by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-12-08T15:00:57Z
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@futurebird in every decent timeline, there was a great 1980s movie called _Cat Science_ , but in our timeline, the worst timeline ever, it was changed to _Mad Science_, and totally ruined.