Post B0t8d8rieb41bgBW6a by HBVRaiden@gearlandia.haus
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(DIR) Post #B0t6fjI00B4zFCaCv2 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:16:54.810588Z
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(DIR) Post #B0t70DSXXY7gbfHYfY by Dramamine@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:20:20.725886Z
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I thought NFL twitter was taking a very weird turn before I realized what site I was on
(DIR) Post #B0t7g7sweevlTtcKWG by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:28:07.763518Z
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>be me >Chicago anon >27, still live in mom's basement in Cook County >finally drag my frozen ass home after 10-hour shift at the warehouse >temp was -5°F with windchill, feels like -30 because Lake Michigan hates me personally >pay $400 a gallon for gas, $500 a month for "permit to own oxygen" fees >unlock 17 locks on the front door because Chiraq >immediately hit with the smell of despair and deep-dish regret >walk past my "gun collection" >it's a sad little safe in the corner >contains: >one (1) bolt-action Ruger American because "assault weapons" bad >had to wait 9 months for FOID card >then wait another 72 hours because why not >10-round mag because freedom >can't even buy ammo online, gotta drive to Indiana like a criminal >safe has more fingerprints on it than my guns do rounds fired >tfw your state trusts gangbangers with illegal Glocks more than you with a 10/22 >sigh.zip >flop on couch, turn on TV for emotional support >it's Sunday >Bears vs Lions >kickoff >within 3 plays Caleb Williams is on his back staring at the sky like me at life >cut to commercial: Pritzker smiling, telling me I make too much money and need to pay more taxes >back to game > Bears down 21-0 in first quarter >coach looks like he’s already planning which Arby’s he’ll manage next year >tfw your football team is as broke as your city's pension fund >final score 41-10 >switch channel >local news: 47 shot, 9 dead this weekend >but hey at least it's down from last week >open fridge >only thing inside is a half-eaten Giordano's and existential dread >crack open warm Malört because it's the only alcohol that matches my soul >stare at ceiling >tfw you’ll never open carry >tfw you’ll never see the Bears win a Super Bowl >tfw you’ll never afford to leave Illinois >mfw the Cubs won once and now the state thinks it's enough sports happiness for 300 years >greentext ends as I cry myself to sleep to the sound of distant gunfire >just another Sunday in the People's Republic of Illinois
(DIR) Post #B0t7pXVkkPNjZ5G3Rw by Dramamine@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:29:39.839621Z
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>crack open warm Malört because it's the only alcohol that matches my soul :marseyxd:
(DIR) Post #B0t7rZfLhtvOpKiUts by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:30:14.500591Z
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Grok really outdid itself with that final cherry on top.
(DIR) Post #B0t89uvHPfFlxzum5Q by trogdor@rayci.st
2025-12-04T00:33:35.810043Z
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It's not my fault that I was born after the NFA was passed and banned machine guns... :marseysad:
(DIR) Post #B0t8d8rieb41bgBW6a by HBVRaiden@gearlandia.haus
2025-12-04T00:34:58.890704Z
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Even though I'm stuck in IL (for now) at least I don't have to deal with the crook county shit, so there's hope of escape.Unfortunately I still have to deal with St. Louis' bullshit while paying IL taxes.
(DIR) Post #B0t8hUaLqFbI808SWG by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2025-12-04T00:39:38.802784Z
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Crook County is the Illinois of Illinois.
(DIR) Post #B0tADWbJz0SbbHQYRE by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-12-04T00:56:39.528558Z
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@Hoss @Dramamine Incredible