Post B0n8Q2atUfAPRYJApM by ricci@discuss.systems
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(DIR) Post #B0n14zli6X9Ev5NwEy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T01:45:56Z
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#monsterdon incoming! Mute the hashtag if you want to continue to live in blissful ignorance of what an "asphyx" is. (in the Mastodon web UI, for example, you can do this by clicking the hashtag and adding a new filter to block it)Tonight on Monsterdon we're watching The Asphyx (1972). I've watched the trailer, and all I can really tell is that this movie thinks that it is Very Scary, and it is probably Not That At All.
(DIR) Post #B0n2KKoKFhLSTkUEWu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T01:59:54Z
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It's only a true asphyx if it comes from the ass region of fixistan, otherwise it's just sparking WTF#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n2SsLFT70En2xUn2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:01:25Z
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Dude getting pulled out from under a car in the first scene, this bodes well for additional #fuckcars content#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n2XjgF6Be3NK60no by diazona@techhub.social
2025-12-01T02:02:19Z
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@ricci In #Monsterdon it's all sparkling WTF#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx
(DIR) Post #B0n2apISfohnfARjOK by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:02:54Z
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These opening credits are trying to put us to sleep so they can just play 90 minutes of blank film and wake us up at the end#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n2iukSHxmct4Of56 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:04:22Z
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So uh which one of these people is the still alive one that got pulled from under the car#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n2oM9xnjQXLlvI80 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:05:21Z
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None of these people are telling me what an asphyx is they can all fuck right off#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n2yNblGreMjohlAm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:07:09Z
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She will give him children but she didn't tell him where she'll get them, suspicious#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3AuzMzJDLk2j5LU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:09:25Z
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These people are "sirs", they just gave that shit out to any random photographer of dead people didn't they#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3F6ukai0Tt0Z4F6 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:10:12Z
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"I see dead people" - these dudes, probably#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3NHzDJFpMXfYI5Y by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:11:39Z
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"check your privilege" - these dudes, surprisingly#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n3ylOivBWETULxrc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:18:25Z
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Oh right it takes time to develop film in bumfuck times#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n49hlWlYcEOYEkXQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:20:25Z
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Okay he told me what an asphyx is he can live#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n4Pa7AymblIdvvtY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:23:12Z
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I wonder what the smudge is up to#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n50zdz1dlBBw7NUO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:29:58Z
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You know how much I care about these theories? No much is how much#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n593tt5FZai3P8hE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:31:29Z
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Never mind if this man kills the guinea pig I take back what I said about "he can live"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5GjMLL3ZVJrN4Uq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:32:52Z
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So now that we have laser pointers preventing death is gonna be easy, huh?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5PUpWjAYarcCXs8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:34:22Z
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Ghostbusters (1984) totally ripped off this idea#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5TnKZsrRnOwm6CW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:35:14Z
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Look this is fine if, if he wants to make an army of immortal rodents let the man cook#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5eFNUSco7Hd7Zho by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:37:08Z
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In victorian times, upper class people could just take whatever lower-class people they wanted, it was their right#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5izKpXFMwyW8bNQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:38:01Z
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Ask not for whom the ass fixes, it fixes for thee#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n5rQcHzF5lu7KQhU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:39:31Z
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I have been through IRB training, this would definitely not pass IRB review#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n66IxQkFq6UgJKeu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:42:08Z
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Don't think if it as tubercYOUlosis, think of it as tubercOURlosis#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6GIgsamzeYtKrwG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:44:01Z
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oh no he is going to be jokerified#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6IfDBpXaazNZjZQ by Terencio@mastodon.social
2025-12-01T02:44:27Z
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@ricci #monsterdon if he starts flipping a coin, Warner Bros gonna sue.
(DIR) Post #B0n6MWUUCGQz6EVQDA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:45:08Z
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oh actually that's not too bad, what a shitty villain origin story#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6VAHa8SaspQagVs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:46:42Z
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Oh boy "what about all the downsides of living forever" jeez you shitheads can you please have a more interesting conversation#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6oYiPWGGI6iO5D6 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:50:12Z
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Is it too much to ask that this movie just kind of take a left turn and become about the immortal guinea pig #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6wPf34BwILJYm5A by ranjit@friend.camp
2025-12-01T02:51:36Z
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@ricci i would watch that series of movies and the spinoff tv show and animated series#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6xCEqSP5t0Eg2Xg by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:51:41Z
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It could like, make investments in, I dunno, carrots, that pay of 100000% over hundreds off years and it could become the richest guinea pig in history and we could learn what the ramifications of that would be for guinea pig society#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n6ynHmCZGMBzoHM8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:52:05Z
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@ranjit maybe that's the sequel?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n7BVJoJZ6cEUp1vc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:54:21Z
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That's an "oh shit did I leave the oven on" look on the assistant's face if I ever saw one#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n7QSydIpZDJY3Dl2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:57:03Z
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This Is Just To SayI have trappedthe asphyxthat was inthe light beamand whichyou were probablysavingfor your deathForgive meit was transparentso glowyand so shrieky#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n7gQrmuuKfP0SjXE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T02:59:56Z
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I like to think that the guinea pig will be chasing him through the world, asking for carrots, forever#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n7pII0AyVVPHwv7A by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:01:32Z
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"I bet her asphyx is HOT" - this dude, probably#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n83zRkW0bXJKW4Ho by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:04:11Z
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Is there, like, a water cooler down here or something?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8Q2atUfAPRYJApM by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:08:12Z
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Oh my god are we going to spend the rest of this movie badgering the woman into this shit#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8V33JDW5oJRzF9k by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:09:05Z
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I wonder what they alive guy under the car is up to (yes I know, it's obvious)#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8fpKQaAhSvz8La4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:11:01Z
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lol the arthritis ad I just got gives a clue to what might happen during an eternal lifetime#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8h31FAOVpgUk6EK by Homoevolutis0@mastodon.social
2025-12-01T03:11:15Z
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@ricci I tried to be gone by 30 and here I am 71.
(DIR) Post #B0n8pdZh8aAvNOx7my by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:12:48Z
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LOL THE FUCKING GUINEA PIG!#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8rHM4ijt52hMgim by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:13:07Z
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That was actually amazing#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n8zeQynTBuwCeQvA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:14:37Z
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So uh yeah that was just as fucking stupid an idea as it seemed#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n9EHwCii5jVhEg0u by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:17:14Z
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... and Giles grew up to be David Bowie, the end#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n9ZMambsYM1kGWa8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:21:04Z
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I actually kind of dig the immortal torment they are building up to for this guy, not bad#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0n9v0gAlMG0R56mIa by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:24:59Z
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Surely in 100 years there is no way to figure out how to get through that door#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nA8OHOKRbdOZthuC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:27:19Z
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well okay, for a movie about immortality that sure did end#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nAhUwPYLMKBvpBwm by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2025-12-01T03:33:37Z
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@ricci he gave up too easily, what a loser! #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nAulEaHqJWUKeJOa by Terencio@mastodon.social
2025-12-01T03:34:35Z
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@Lazarou @ricci #monsterdon not only that, but what is the Asphyx? Where does it go? what is it made out of? can we communicate with it? etc.
(DIR) Post #B0nAum8avb7JI2r2hM by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-01T03:36:08Z
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@Terencio @Lazarou maybe the real asphyx was the blurry photographs we made along the way #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #B0nMArWrkWLQ8m53wG by snorerot13@mstdn.social
2025-12-01T05:42:18Z
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@ricciI am weirdly troubled that the (1984) is meaningful in that sentence