Post B0mvNGGusuV1ajJAxM by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #B0mtIIi4C38LnQVx9U by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-01T00:18:42Z
       
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       My Dad: "We're not getting pineapple anymore. You both just eat it and eat it until it is gone!"My Brother (muttering and risking his life) "as opposed to eating it and eating it and then there is still some left?"
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mtTDVjrYXArExAQa by adriano@lile.cl
       2025-12-01T00:20:38Z
       
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       @futurebird look, the sickly sweet smell of fermented pineapple left too long is something perfectly normal. Perfectly normal!
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mtmr0JFj6kqTcGXY by ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
       2025-12-01T00:24:10Z
       
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       @futurebird Me (fellow mutterer, about to be convicted and executed) "I didn't know it was just for looking at"
       
 (DIR) Post #B0muUs2SlbM2nQc1HE by wtrmt@mastodon.social
       2025-12-01T00:32:08Z
       
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       @futurebird do go on…
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mvNGGusuV1ajJAxM by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-01T00:41:59Z
       
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       @wren 12 years ago and he STILL brings it up
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mwxGYjOT0CrUNCHg by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-12-01T00:59:42Z
       
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       @wren We did once... but ate them before he got any again so didn't want to talk about it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mxFksXPBmM6mSCGG by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
       2025-12-01T01:03:01Z
       
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       @futurebird He should get TWO pineapples (or more). They purpose of buying groceries is to eat them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0mz9agQb9BoeuygiG by EverydayMoggie@sfba.social
       2025-12-01T01:24:19Z
       
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       Clearly the solution here is to buy more pineapples!@futurebird @wren
       
 (DIR) Post #B0n0qkSiDUHvOShnXM by paulc@mstdn.social
       2025-12-01T01:43:19Z
       
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       @futurebird Reminds me of a store in Great Britain that was the only store that carried a particular electrical part for the MG (car). The store stopped ordering the part because they couldn't keep it in stock. Because it kept selling out.,
       
 (DIR) Post #B0n3VhGbCYIrGSh21I by llewelly@sauropods.win
       2025-12-01T02:13:09Z
       
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       @futurebird your brother, an unsung hero.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0n5pb7Bz04hswuV2e by imalcolm@mastodon.social
       2025-12-01T02:39:08Z
       
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       @futurebird How dare you and your brother *checks notes* eat something delicious and healthy that was presumably bought for that very purpose!Bloody outrageous! 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #B0nDm41DNST40FwMGe by Edelruth@mastodon.online
       2025-12-01T04:08:05Z
       
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       @futurebird Ah dear! I laughed too hard at that.