Post B0csV1J2AVc036hvIO by foone@digipres.club
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(DIR) Post #B0ZFL2f3nNzFfbNhyK by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:19:04Z
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I tried a machine learning model to determine of a picture of a keyboard was SFWit said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple
(DIR) Post #B0ZFVytM9OHJAHHhNw by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:21:10Z
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@domi I tried! but it didn't seem to want to identify it as a nipple
(DIR) Post #B0ZFaQYJFdRA6vYmtk by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:21:27Z
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@shelldozer I don't think it was trying to detect giraffes
(DIR) Post #B0ZFe7mky63r4353i4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:21:52Z
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@http_error_418 I haven't made a nipple keyboard yet!although I did talk to my wife about making a Bra Keyboard
(DIR) Post #B0ZG66qI4GnKFR4sb2 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:27:46Z
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I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
(DIR) Post #B0ZGREj9wlTAmfogM4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:31:27Z
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of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
(DIR) Post #B0ZGagALIhoIUO29RY by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-24T10:33:46Z
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@foone Is it offended by his chest because of the hips? eg "female figure all one color, therefore boobies"
(DIR) Post #B0ZGb5kiAckxqQF36O by slothrop@chaos.social
2025-11-24T10:33:11Z
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@foone Thanks for anticipating the question that’s on everyone’s mind
(DIR) Post #B0ZGkXg1iXCT3aYa9o by cm@chaos.social
2025-11-24T10:34:51Z
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@foone But that's called a "clit mouse", not a "nipple mouse"?
(DIR) Post #B0ZH1cOxP7mkdJiP4q by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:38:03Z
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I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images. I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW
(DIR) Post #B0ZH6CiyIaXiRdGOhc by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:38:42Z
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@cm good question, maybe they never programmed it to detect clits. lemme try a different source image to confirm this
(DIR) Post #B0ZHDnjz4UDFHAMMAi by cm@chaos.social
2025-11-24T10:40:12Z
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@foone I guess it was programmed by males, and we all know how hard it is for us to find the clit...
(DIR) Post #B0ZHIzQz1SLAzTwjGC by Nine@chitter.xyz
2025-11-24T10:41:06Z
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@foone don't kinkshame the algorithm
(DIR) Post #B0ZHNSZOdeeuVn0rKa by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:41:56Z
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@cm could be! this one definitely doesn't seem to be able to find the clitoris
(DIR) Post #B0ZHZ93Z0yyhT0hArw by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:44:03Z
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I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises. So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame
(DIR) Post #B0ZHzYKVfiD5NcDK3U by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:48:48Z
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man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.
(DIR) Post #B0ZIX163joa09gPa76 by eri@mk.moth.zone
2025-11-24T10:39:29.318Z
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@foone@digipres.club can it at least detect hotdogs
(DIR) Post #B0ZIX23cAODb8OH8wS by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:54:49Z
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@eri good question!
(DIR) Post #B0ZIcU1VcJMrJjtEaO by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:55:55Z
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@eri yeah if I turn down the confidence threshold it'll detect hotdogs as penises
(DIR) Post #B0ZIgxmCwAJKkmrwKe by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:56:33Z
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I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis
(DIR) Post #B0ZItKpx1c2jkVWG9Y by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T10:59:01Z
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this is anti-thumb prejudice!
(DIR) Post #B0ZIx2Ysuj3OEBIsU4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-24T11:00:10Z
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@foone Maybe stop doing such sexy thumb poses hmmm??
(DIR) Post #B0ZIxooTW42rsQy0Rs by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:00:20Z
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@futurebird I can't help it!
(DIR) Post #B0ZJ5APPccwcskkQgy by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:01:06Z
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I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh
(DIR) Post #B0ZJDP9ofh62wMNgpM by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:02:42Z
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if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples
(DIR) Post #B0ZJVvdceD3mtF9hfU by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-24T11:01:44Z
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@foone did you train the model yourself? I am impressed how bad this all sounds. Previously I resisted the urge to train my own detection models but this sounds like a great opportunity
(DIR) Post #B0ZJVwqQA6tMdE9RFw by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:06:00Z
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@ppxl nope, I went to huggingface and found the highest ranked NSFW-detector model
(DIR) Post #B0ZJiXU5lI5Tk8i8Nk by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:08:19Z
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I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis
(DIR) Post #B0ZK0cfXDyJr2FgbLs by vurpo@chitter.xyz
2025-11-24T11:11:28Z
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@foone this kinda smells like a model that was not trained on a lot of negative examples, just positive ones (can't have false negatives if you answer yes every time!)
(DIR) Post #B0ZKFU1hdgIGZi8oGu by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:14:15Z
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@gabboman nope! so it's at leaset better than the tumblr algorithm
(DIR) Post #B0ZKJjaXipQrzvSqae by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:15:03Z
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@mallory he didn't go on hormones, he just KILLED SANTA
(DIR) Post #B0ZKNMS9gFPjP4GpFo by juandesant@mathstodon.xyz
2025-11-24T11:12:55Z
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@foone you’re holding it wrong 😉
(DIR) Post #B0ZKNNsQO41NopZJq4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:15:22Z
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@juandesant I'M NOT HOLDING THE LASERDISC WITH MY PENIS
(DIR) Post #B0ZKSTUExORCfKgT0y by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:16:40Z
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kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.
(DIR) Post #B0ZKbgwKJBBMznDSZE by Nine@chitter.xyz
2025-11-24T11:18:16Z
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@foone guh, of course an "ai" developed by a bunch of probably cishet techbros can't find a single clitoris.
(DIR) Post #B0ZKfLlAzq8uSwkGCe by ElHadjiMurad@beige.party
2025-11-24T11:18:50Z
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@foone or "the clitormouse" as it was known where I worked when they were first released.
(DIR) Post #B0ZKkRsXfrnQtIcbYW by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2025-11-24T11:20:16.374633Z
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@foone If you put a condom on your thumb, is it still detected as a penis?
(DIR) Post #B0ZL7AHjFmYIz9EbIG by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:23:57Z
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yeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis
(DIR) Post #B0ZLHPbBAkPtNMDbGq by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:25:53Z
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I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole
(DIR) Post #B0ZLKykMws59FrDYmG by billgoats@bitbang.social
2025-11-24T11:26:13Z
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@foone everything is a penis if you try hard enough. i guess.
(DIR) Post #B0ZLWuHDOWSMrjGj4a by spitfire@mastodon.de
2025-11-24T11:28:37Z
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@foone so in conclusion: dicks EVERYWHERE? 😆
(DIR) Post #B0ZLcqkhPYhTfjtT7Y by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:29:40Z
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MY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE
(DIR) Post #B0ZLpeQGZ08XCIRMVU by billgoats@bitbang.social
2025-11-24T11:32:01Z
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@foone Ooo, how about a laptop keyboard with a nipple mouse?
(DIR) Post #B0ZMJZ6Cv9IfNGK2HQ by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:37:27Z
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@billgoats nah, tried it. no luck
(DIR) Post #B0ZMO9dL1qY7qG0VLk by billgoats@bitbang.social
2025-11-24T11:38:14Z
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@foone now that’s discrimination!
(DIR) Post #B0ZMVMd76gyAB0L8Yi by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:39:34Z
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HAH. it failed on my USB penis This is 100% safe, baby!
(DIR) Post #B0ZMZhwDpF5bQALhBo by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-24T11:40:50Z
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@foone But that's just a thumb drive.
(DIR) Post #B0ZO6GbMaB629IgKAK by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:57:21Z
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maybe it should be a game.like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is
(DIR) Post #B0ZOKyPAWHEi3ZzSm8 by wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at
2025-11-24T11:59:16Z
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@foone every chocolate chip cookie is a nipple!
(DIR) Post #B0ZOKzSkaRhBKyfpzs by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T11:59:52Z
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@wurzelmann no, only two of them are
(DIR) Post #B0ZORGA5Pgu2rjvvPc by f4grx@chaos.social
2025-11-24T12:01:10Z
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@foone programmed by a man probably.
(DIR) Post #B0ZOVATGVs2KNIleu8 by f4grx@chaos.social
2025-11-24T12:01:56Z
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@foone you have a thumbnis now.
(DIR) Post #B0ZOdihR8UHyqjTSZk by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T12:03:29Z
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MY CHIN IS NOT A NIPPLE
(DIR) Post #B0ZOnjKtcmFJiehj9s by indieterminacy@social.coop
2025-11-24T12:05:15Z
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@foone Conversely, I was struggling to give my son bottled milk.... My partner pointed out I hadnt noticed the teats were in caps.
(DIR) Post #B0ZOtnAyGDifMkx6tE by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T12:06:26Z
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well, that's enough for me to confirm that I'm not really missing out on anything but not using this sort of nonsense
(DIR) Post #B0ZP0jOIjPsfecUpMm by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T12:07:01Z
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@domi and did it detect it? nope!
(DIR) Post #B0ZP4jA1Wtok69ivXk by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T12:07:25Z
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@f4grx noooooooooooooooooo
(DIR) Post #B0ZPDFMhg5gkINiVc0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-24T12:10:23Z
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@foone Cutest photo ever. The machine is just jealous of you two.
(DIR) Post #B0ZPoVE3fhKoCVRDqS by lerxst@az.social
2025-11-24T12:16:36Z
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@foone model trained by only guys confirmed.
(DIR) Post #B0ZQ100j2WA39aA1A0 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T12:18:51Z
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@punissuer with this, you can give people the D... drive.
(DIR) Post #B0ZSjWKqQ2H03Xvc48 by spitfire@mastodon.de
2025-11-24T12:49:01Z
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@foone "but on metHHH AI it is" 😆
(DIR) Post #B0ZWK2YKPcOuGSLBRo by EugestShirley@m.ai6yr.org
2025-11-24T13:29:21Z
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@foone Try something more old fashioned, like this typewriter.
(DIR) Post #B0ZXG0dZgw5b7UR7b6 by Brian@veganism.social
2025-11-24T13:39:52Z
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@foone @cm hold on a bit…
(DIR) Post #B0ZYzJhrjtcNFObzSC by Brian@veganism.social
2025-11-24T13:59:18Z
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@foone please censor lewd images, have some respect…
(DIR) Post #B0ZZDHVkhMUSUbbXns by Brian@veganism.social
2025-11-24T14:01:37Z
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@foone @juandesant you sent an image of you doing just that HERE.
(DIR) Post #B0Zb1pJzMnHnmplgG0 by Goopadrew@social.veraciousnetwork.com
2025-11-24T14:21:35Z
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@foone TIL what the "A" in Rice-A-Roni stands for
(DIR) Post #B0a1BMiZAO5EmJTNp2 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T19:15:05Z
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@jackemled nope! I specifically tried to see if it'd detect a track point
(DIR) Post #B0a1HOQli84TpQ1S0O by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-24T19:16:15Z
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@punissuer @domi makes sense. If they trained it on recent pornography, it's probably mostly shaved/trimmed
(DIR) Post #B0a6cnhBTIs02OjBjM by plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
2025-11-24T20:16:08Z
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@foone That's how you know it was made by men.
(DIR) Post #B0aXVE26MbLkAR7lT6 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-25T01:17:21Z
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@fivetonsflax scandalous!
(DIR) Post #B0aYFxcnBd2st9ZTMW by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-25T01:25:50Z
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Someone on blusky asked me to test this image of the kirby slippers.Sadly it said SFW until I dropped the confidence threshold, but now it can see the penis, pussy, and nipple.
(DIR) Post #B0aeAVsrUxI783sCZM by GTRichey@aus.social
2025-11-25T02:18:11Z
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@foone what does it think of this completely normal couch
(DIR) Post #B0aeAWv1eOcGL3tRa4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-25T02:32:05Z
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@GTRichey I didn't even have to turn down the confidence level, it just said "yep, that's a penis. two of em. inside each other!"
(DIR) Post #B0aeqPhKt5l26eSgIS by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-25T02:39:40Z
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@thomasfuchs speaking as someone with a flag in her name, that sounds like a handy skill
(DIR) Post #B0apIDdUKJQSLXYjSa by ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-11-25T04:35:09Z
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@fooneSo we can assume that is a male AI 😈😱
(DIR) Post #B0b8JxTxFsgVxFdvX6 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-25T08:08:11Z
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@gloriouscow I did run it on some hotdogs, and it dutifully identified them as penises
(DIR) Post #B0bBIy2xyBxpHMEqXY by BillySmith@social.coop
2025-11-25T08:43:11Z
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@foone @vagina_museum ☝️ 🤣
(DIR) Post #B0cqSaNF8ABM27O61w by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T03:59:15Z
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I'm now trying to feed the entire movie of Disney's The Santa Clause through it. Well, one frame every second.So far I've got a lot of images like this:
(DIR) Post #B0crDXYZQHuMuE4kKm by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2025-11-26T04:06:38Z
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@foone Tbf this image does contain Tim Allen
(DIR) Post #B0crDYxmC3fHGgsOGG by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:07:49Z
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@RnDanger brb training a model solely to detect Tim Allen
(DIR) Post #B0crGsifCFyfPTOEIy by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:08:24Z
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there, that's better.I mean, arguably. okay I'll give you the tie.
(DIR) Post #B0crQF7XHMUzUZUHb6 by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2025-11-26T04:10:07Z
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@foone Is that JD Vance’s couch?
(DIR) Post #B0crkJiPuBABXCJInI by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:13:44Z
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@ben yeah. maybe they built this on top of a face-detecting model and left in that functionality?
(DIR) Post #B0csV1J2AVc036hvIO by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:22:10Z
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looking through the preliminary results, it appears the only things it can detect with any reliability are tim allen's big supernaturals. Huh.
(DIR) Post #B0csxcqgBB0iat5KOO by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:27:23Z
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@ben I know, it'd be so handy!
(DIR) Post #B0ct187WMuQ6RxdLGq by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:27:47Z
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@julie actually for my next video I'm gonna pick something with less and fewer children in it, frankly
(DIR) Post #B0ct4eiFeBKgP0Ukmu by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:28:42Z
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I might need to process the whole movie but with it set to label and mosaic anything it detectsif I start running that now it'll maybe be done just in time for christmas
(DIR) Post #B0cuJSss0ZK80w5TTE by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:42:31Z
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current processing speed is 1 frame per 1.5 seconds.hopefully I can speed that up somewhat. I have 139872 frames to process
(DIR) Post #B0cuNE29ACBl7BDfmK by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T04:43:11Z
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(that'd be "only" three days)
(DIR) Post #B0cv90BRxbbC3mLvVY by albnelson@beige.party
2025-11-26T04:51:48Z
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@foone I think we can all agree there is something obscene here
(DIR) Post #B0cvGdnP580SwSkPpo by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-11-26T04:53:12Z
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@foone beware the eyeboobs
(DIR) Post #B0cw8KnVvt81epP0gi by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-11-26T05:02:51Z
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@foone you don't want to know what the A did. completely unforgiveable.
(DIR) Post #B0cwkLUtmNj4pdovPE by RueNahcMohr@infosec.exchange
2025-11-26T05:06:33Z
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@foone how many cores your machine have? open some more windows...
(DIR) Post #B0cwkMvWSscJGVHhXk by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T05:09:44Z
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@RueNahcMohr somewhere between 6 and 16
(DIR) Post #B0cyCUpilKGfqhXyJE by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T05:26:03Z
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cutting out the HTTP step gets the speed down to about 0.6s/frame
(DIR) Post #B0d0LoNrdtUv005RUu by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T05:50:02Z
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and fixing my cuda install gets the whole thing to move to a GPU and now we're down to 0.06s/frame, or a little less than realtime
(DIR) Post #B0d1KhhZ6LINwHKyo4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T06:01:09Z
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processed my one-frame-a-second version, and out of 5829 frames, 2537 of them contained NSFW content (at confidence threshold=0.01)
(DIR) Post #B0d2NI4MxQdxGUnjFI by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T06:12:51Z
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at the default confidence level of 0.2, I get 189 hits
(DIR) Post #B0d2sa32AEI00963VI by rotopenguin@mastodon.social
2025-11-26T06:13:35Z
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@foone wowzers, even a proper porno is hard-pressed to have *that* high a ratio. You gotta have some downtime between nut-pieces, spend a little time exploring *why* the lonely housewife is ordering a pizza in her negligee.
(DIR) Post #B0d2sbgm3xfj5ghJ5M by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T06:18:24Z
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@rotopenguin maybe I should try running an actual porno through this thing, with it set to "label and blur"
(DIR) Post #B0d2x0saLaKcNNK5tg by IntrepidVector@glaceon.social
2025-11-26T06:18:39Z
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@foone ah, the really juicy stuff
(DIR) Post #B0d61SOkH6ZMkEAzkO by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T06:53:37Z
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@fivetonsflax oh yeah, I think she just sent me a message on tumblr saying "Just found out you’ve interacted with my dad on mastodon lol. Small world"!
(DIR) Post #B0d6haHHMwbNLSlukK by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T07:01:16Z
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I'm working on moving the annotation overlays from the existing opencv code to my own PIL(low) based code, so I can better customize how it looks.then I want to make it automatically make GIFs where it plays like a couple seconds before the censoring, then mosaics+labels the censored bit, then shows a couple seconds afterwards
(DIR) Post #B0dE1XxcOQjfd62dkG by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:23:15Z
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Here's some progress: my first pass at annotating a video instead of an image.I need to write some code to make it less flickery but this is definitely progress
(DIR) Post #B0dElJVOTARs7OfAlU by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:31:27Z
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@julia hah. audio is sadly my weak point, so I can't really do that. fun idea though
(DIR) Post #B0dEsenBiu2GALUJAe by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:32:58Z
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I think I'm basically going to post-process the annotations.if an annotation appears for only a few frames (where "few" is tunable, like 1-5?), it'll not be shownand if an annotation is on frame N-1, and frame N+1, but not frame N? interpolate it to show it on frame N too.
(DIR) Post #B0dExN9cjFU0uUELgG by yomimono@wandering.shop
2025-11-26T08:33:06Z
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@foone this reminds me forcefully of being a teen girl and having everything and everyone around me screaming at me about sex constantly, usually while I was trying to do or think about something else, and often with the goal of humiliating me
(DIR) Post #B0dExOYTWKxLFqri3U by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:33:45Z
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@yomimono as an asexual I get the feeling!
(DIR) Post #B0dF8SWl5lBylBL1cW by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:35:48Z
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btw the model I'm using:https://huggingface.co/Falconsai/nsfw_image_detection has been downloaded 68 million times. in the last month. this thing is being heavily used.
(DIR) Post #B0dFUm6MzmQrq7dUdU by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:39:52Z
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the post processing is going to require a lot of refactoring because I didn't design it to work this way at all. yay
(DIR) Post #B0dFZV9LRxuKiCHVS4 by k@layer8.space
2025-11-26T08:40:44Z
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@foone I get the usecase but... holy shit is this model kinda baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
(DIR) Post #B0dGEDavclgk8ebArg by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T08:48:05Z
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@artemist supposedly it was run against Imagenet21K , which is 13 million training images. presumably not all porn
(DIR) Post #B0dIaeMIzpZfQQaC3M by StarkRG@myside-yourside.net
2025-11-26T09:14:27Z
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@foone Honestly, this is the only one I actually get. Don't think of the full penis, just the end. There are a couple I can see it, but that's the only one that could be mistaken as poking through from below.
(DIR) Post #B0dLl7pYZji3aYx3IG by philpem@digipres.club
2025-11-26T09:49:54Z
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@foone It's even more obsessed with penises on TV than Mary Whitehouse was.
(DIR) Post #B0dR2ctAr0Tkblo9TM by webhat@infosec.exchange
2025-11-26T10:42:03Z
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@foone did you create a nipple keyboard?
(DIR) Post #B0dR2eEppxOqnEwxsG by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T10:49:10Z
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@webhat not yet!
(DIR) Post #B0dR5vFv1TsyRO1CFM by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T10:49:50Z
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I specifically tried to program it to not constantly detect Tim Allen's Big (Super)Naturals and LOOK WHAT IT DOES ANYWAY
(DIR) Post #B0dSM2zQ8UuP0xYQ2y by Beckydog@hydaelyn.coerthansnowstorm.online
2025-11-26T11:03:53Z
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@foone temporary table penises!
(DIR) Post #B0dTD4pW1aeq4OCw64 by bikubi@mastodon.social
2025-11-26T11:07:59Z
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@foone I did something similar back in the "Haar classifier face detection" days, where I polynomially smoothed the annotations' coordinates (plus also throwing out anything N≤3 iirc)should have made the outtakes the project, but ""nsfw"" is much funnier than faces obviously :) "full" movies at https://cyfta.com/giuliana-zombies/
(DIR) Post #B0dTD631Ur3ZqZXEn2 by bikubi@mastodon.social
2025-11-26T11:12:01Z
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@foone oh and also for a second i thought you were building a keyboard like "point camera at a 'penis' to type P" etc
(DIR) Post #B0dTD6jYwh5HyVRD60 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T11:13:30Z
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@bikubi terrible terrible idea and of course I'm going to do that
(DIR) Post #B0dTM6tRiqXn4kLyyG by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T11:15:09Z
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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
(DIR) Post #B0dUMbUG4jqxulN5CC by ozzelot@mstdn.social
2025-11-26T11:26:58Z
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@sotolfIt's been trained on Japanese porn!@foone
(DIR) Post #B0dUQwUDwSf2CYQLzM by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T11:27:12Z
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@sotolf no, I'm adding the pixellation based on the output of the model
(DIR) Post #B0dhynFm4jmOod8ZEW by MedeaVanamonde@beige.party
2025-11-26T13:58:49Z
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@foone put on your THEY LIVE glasses
(DIR) Post #B0dio1E9sdbuvKo7ea by wall_e@ioc.exchange
2025-11-26T14:08:12Z
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@foone ah yes, ol' St. Nick Dickhands
(DIR) Post #B0dj5J50l5G1DOlxE8 by wall_e@ioc.exchange
2025-11-26T14:11:17Z
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@foone so basically they've trapped this poor guy in an AI model!
(DIR) Post #B0eTEZlcgG87T33sf2 by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T22:48:17Z
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@paleblueyedot I'm gonna do it eventually, I just need to do a lot of refactoring before it's possible without thrashing my hard drive
(DIR) Post #B0eTOvFDgPfwySq4Ho by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-26T22:50:15Z
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@gloriouscow yeah, but:1. I'm doing this for my amusement, not scientific rigor2. The way I picked these clips is by running the movie through at standard threshold settings, and letting it discover "legitimate" NSFW content. I then clipped those scenes and ran it through the overlay code at a lower threshold. So it's not complete bullshit threshold hacking, I'm finding the scenes where it DOES say there's a penis or whatever, but then I'm turning down the threshold to make it a funnier GIF
(DIR) Post #B0ed897voYGseH4LLc by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-27T00:38:50Z
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also some people have mumbled that this isn't a real test of NSFW detection models because I'm fiddling with the thresholds.1. it's not supposed to be a real test. I'm trying to make an amusing GIF2. I don't need to test these things: it's clearly obvious they don't work
(DIR) Post #B0ed8AK1N5XIM3jVpY by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-27T00:38:53Z
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3. also I'm only fiddling with the thresholds to make the GIFs funnier. The GIFs are made out of scenes which were detected as NSFW on default thresholds. my program just took that scene and annotated the low-threshold NSFW detections to make it funnier, but it still DID mark these as NSFW
(DIR) Post #B0edCoadb7x6OziqiO by foone@digipres.club
2025-11-27T00:39:00Z
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if you want to determine "can AI detect NSFW content accurately and reliably?" you're going to have to ask someone with a higher paygrade, I'm just the internet weirdo shoving The Santa Clause through it because I find it amusing. this has zero scientific rigor.
(DIR) Post #B0fpwtms035sRy92K8 by duffadash@digipres.club
2025-11-27T14:37:36Z
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@foone I've heard tell that Edward Scissorhands is technically a Christmas movie. I wouldn't have guessed that was also the case for Edward Penishands :P
(DIR) Post #B0ji3bDhPP9FtIDYgq by nitot@framapiaf.org
2025-11-29T11:28:07Z
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@foone @roens this thread is amazing!