Post B0WSqZMdgUB7ubN4fg by parker@cawfee.club
(DIR) More posts by parker@cawfee.club
(DIR) Post #B0WQUqxnN0SeDSGfiK by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:40:40.686362Z
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Learned I am 2% jewish do u guys still love me
(DIR) Post #B0WQe8B8jXn4DLvwqO by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
2025-11-23T01:42:22.496460Z
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@hidden what's the margin of error on the genetics test?
(DIR) Post #B0WQoVEvqbsodJeYWe by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:44:14.269137Z
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@genmaicha Probably 2%
(DIR) Post #B0WQpH16DLL4oJYBd2 by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:44:22.134964Z
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@hidden were they able to determine the subtype of that 2%? it would be cool if it originated from cochin jews but I somehow doubt that's the case
(DIR) Post #B0WQskvvRRXmSon6YK by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:44:59.976990Z
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@allison Central European Ashkenazim
(DIR) Post #B0WQzKV67GViVlNRNg by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:46:11.231055Z
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@hidden then the dna test is almost certainly not lying, ashkenazi genetic diversity (well, lack thereof) exists in a narrow enough band that dna tests can be quite good at screening it out
(DIR) Post #B0WR5VwIV4q7j234S0 by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:47:17.999769Z
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@allison Yes I believe it comes from the Polish-Ukrainian on my dad's side, since Poland is [REDACTED] and they are frankly, a bit [REDACTED]
(DIR) Post #B0WRChlOw784QONfO4 by newmodel@shin.mugicha.club
2025-11-23T01:48:36.883952Z
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>polish ukrainianWorse than being jewish tbh
(DIR) Post #B0WREim69CxY8kfUKO by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:48:58.047795Z
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@newmodel @allison They hate to see us Scythians winning
(DIR) Post #B0WRGFR8CHdRjEaaKu by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-11-23T01:48:59.105456Z
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@hidden how do you do fellow israelites
(DIR) Post #B0WRI5etWSNhyvuBcG by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:49:34.406517Z
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@georgia Feels good to be chosen, poor goyim
(DIR) Post #B0WRJugvGm98Xwitxw by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:49:54.392249Z
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@hidden there's a part of me which is tempted to submit to dna testing but I don't think I'll find anything besides the most boring stereotypical upper midwestern saxon/scandinavian mutt profile
(DIR) Post #B0WRO2wMXebjHxuqZc by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:50:39.413427Z
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@allison You might find something interesting. I found mine very vindicating since I spent a lot of time lecturing my Quebecois family on the difference between France and Normandy and I got 0% French and a lot of Norman
(DIR) Post #B0WRYCXJicuNwj2k08 by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:52:29.449955Z
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@hidden yeah, my perennial question is "well, I know I have catholic german ancestry, but is this just the average rhinelander special or something more interesting like idk maybe silesian"
(DIR) Post #B0WRfyu0IHS3yfMfHU by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:53:53.839726Z
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@allison I have been enjoying this one weird site which compares my DNA to archaeological finds
(DIR) Post #B0WRgXvI5UHGanEge8 by newmodel@shin.mugicha.club
2025-11-23T01:54:01.610423Z
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THE SCYTHIANS DID NOT SETTLE IN TARTARY, YOU'RE DESCENDED FROM SAMARITANS, ABAZ, AND GEORGIANS
(DIR) Post #B0WRj6IpEgz3nXSiGW by mischievoustomato@tsundere.love
2025-11-23T01:54:27.712995Z
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@hidden i wanna do a blood test
(DIR) Post #B0WRjHvW1BT5qieGbA by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:54:30.787575Z
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@hidden oh wow, link?
(DIR) Post #B0WRm5vX5arzV9zjma by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:54:52.974536Z
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@allison https://mytrueancestry.com
(DIR) Post #B0WRpHgpoMlEqudnMW by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T01:55:34.618533Z
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@georgia @hidden here's a question for the gentiles in the audience: how much dna entitles one to having a jewish soul, or for that matter, does dna have any impact on the existence of the jewish soul? vote now on your phones!!
(DIR) Post #B0WRpTyI9Hr4wWtuEq by mischievoustomato@tsundere.love
2025-11-23T01:55:36.926019Z
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@hidden @allison > hidden is a goth:uoh:
(DIR) Post #B0WS0oC3IvyiqUjo9I by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-11-23T01:57:26.607693Z
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@allison @hidden the real redpill is that theres no such thing as a Jewish soul. atman is atman.
(DIR) Post #B0WS3YtAf9TqFSDdxY by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T01:57:57.530533Z
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@mischievoustomato @allison Always have been nigga
(DIR) Post #B0WSIIwIFH3p7oi2im by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:00:49.279004Z
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@georgia @allison Very Jewish thing to say frankly, I'm onto you, and even worse, I'm onto myself. Atman is real (empty)
(DIR) Post #B0WSTKM7JqXmhh2oIS by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:02:50.613891Z
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@hidden Khazar milkers
(DIR) Post #B0WSWz74F0NvykkUr2 by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:03:28.085261Z
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@DEERBLOOD Do not ask me what I was doing in Poland a few thousand years ago
(DIR) Post #B0WSYkNpyZZ6sKQvcu by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-11-23T02:03:27.182672Z
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@hidden @allison just like the ether in a pot :patasoy:
(DIR) Post #B0WSYnBtXQnLa9rvvc by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:03:49.556656Z
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@hidden Clipping coins
(DIR) Post #B0WSctsuao7vV7wsF6 by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:03:41.907635Z
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@allison @hidden @georgia as a half-jewish person this question seems uncomfortably close to "how much Jewish DNA do you need to be entitled to a free zyklon shower"
(DIR) Post #B0WScul9L9VoDLKBma by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:04:17.736775Z
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@allison @georgia @hidden "how much jewish dna can you have and still dodge an oven?"
(DIR) Post #B0WScvXMRu4ocrsgvg by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:04:30.456696Z
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@risperdoll @allison @georgia I gotta go with 2%
(DIR) Post #B0WSgGmPvQ7FNVW8dU by gav@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:04:56.224383Z
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@hidden sephardi or ashkenazi?
(DIR) Post #B0WSjGx9jnDwmfyLCK by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:05:10.410693Z
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@hidden @allison @georgia yeah, that leaves your neshama nimble enough to avoid the Auschwitz tanning bed
(DIR) Post #B0WSk6fDTjltA5ykSG by gav@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:05:42.038248Z
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@hidden nebamind
(DIR) Post #B0WSllQDQVyNrOkisC by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:05:45.926505Z
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@gav Eastern/Central Euro AshkenaziI posted it on my twitter if u wanna look
(DIR) Post #B0WSp9XwBkvbY9yr44 by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:06:33.031500Z
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@DEERBLOOD Asked my jew friend if i was part of the tribe now and she said i have to convince a homeless man to give me money first
(DIR) Post #B0WSqZMdgUB7ubN4fg by parker@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:06:39.834098Z
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@hidden Via poring over thousands of years of genealogies right? Right????
(DIR) Post #B0WSsX6v2A5tVAxF6e by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:06:58.907148Z
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@parker Sorry... it was via mormon...
(DIR) Post #B0WSxUKKoKEuJgan8i by gav@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:08:03.648504Z
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@hidden yeah thats the fake 2% ancestry or whomever would do
(DIR) Post #B0WSzIzJwJZZjEd6Zc by gav@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:08:25.793881Z
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@hidden idk why whom goes here but it does
(DIR) Post #B0WT7WTjfLLBsxm59E by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T02:10:04.708040Z
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@risperdoll @hidden @georgia none, if that side of fedi is to be believed
(DIR) Post #B0WTKQHg0Z2aREHkQ4 by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:11:56.211577Z
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@allison @hidden @georgia damn I hope I come out perfectly roasted at least. tender, falling off the bone with some sort of kosher honey glaze, maybe a little horseradish
(DIR) Post #B0WTKRO5uBlhrQIO3s by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:12:23.124163Z
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@risperdoll @allison @georgia starts drooling uncontrollably
(DIR) Post #B0WTNepGOmkAPJXOXQ by gav@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:12:59.192402Z
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@risperdoll @hidden @allison @georgia introducing my wife to the authorities because she managed to wack herself with the oven door
(DIR) Post #B0WTQtx0cZN0BXhv16 by parker@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:13:34.526833Z
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@hidden I mean, that's where many genealogies come from. Mormons keep records on everyone ever born, as far as they're able.
(DIR) Post #B0WTSFN6SqYmuVYQiG by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T02:13:49.375117Z
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@risperdoll @hidden @georgia I know it's entirely unrelated, but now I'm thinking about that time I jokingly asked for a longpig expert in a fedi hellthread and someone pulled in an (alleged) neonazi cannibal to give their expert takes on the nuances of preparing and consuming human meat
(DIR) Post #B0WTVYhl2ZtBjvnJrs by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:13:31.780420Z
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@hidden @allison @georgia o////o she wants to eat me...
(DIR) Post #B0WTWoIyWaPaPend4K by JulioReich@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:13:34.177215Z
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@hidden 2% could be statistical noise, but load yourself into a boxcar to the nearest kamp just to be safe.
(DIR) Post #B0WTXtbOJdx98AvmZk by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:14:21.688728Z
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@JulioReich Keep the ovens warm for me will you?
(DIR) Post #B0WTZhEZGsFFLp78YC by risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
2025-11-23T02:14:36.214036Z
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@allison @hidden @georgia damn do they only eat white meat or are jews nazi kosher too
(DIR) Post #B0WTZinhRjwQD4Yhwu by allison@hidamari.apartments
2025-11-23T02:15:09.145230Z
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@risperdoll @hidden @georgia all meat is white meat if you squint hard enough
(DIR) Post #B0WTbihcmWlCU8fbhA by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:15:31.564209Z
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@parker Yes for sure. I want to get more into my genealogy but there's a big question mark with my Ukrainian family. Been able to track my mother's side to East Anglia and Normandy though
(DIR) Post #B0WU2haj1OJCrDJDiC by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:20:26.537236Z
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@hidden @parker Its nice to see youre taking the news well. I thought for the longest time that I was just german french and italian and I was utterly devastated when I learned I had a maternal English great-grandmother 😔
(DIR) Post #B0WUKOhO0CSHTXrWtc by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:23:35.844645Z
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@DEERBLOOD @parker I thought if this day ever came I would crash out but I realised I'm an adult and it's hilariousThe real disturbing news is that my "Finnish" part of the family is actually Estonian.
(DIR) Post #B0WUXBArb6cvIJkFnc by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:25:53.598670Z
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@DEERBLOOD @parker Overall tho, nothing surprising. A third English, a third Norman, a third Ukrainian, and one third Universal steppe baby
(DIR) Post #B0WUgYAFUSM5CevT0K by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:27:38.545460Z
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@hidden @parker When I was in college me and one of my room mates used to go to random parties and pretend to be foreign exchange studentsI would tell people I was from Ukraine cause a Russian accent is the only one I can do reasonably well and this was 10 years ago so know one knew anything about Ukraine My room mate would tell people he was from Estonia cause no one had heard of it and didnt know what their accent sounded likeLong story short, sorry you have such an irrelevant piece of ancestry
(DIR) Post #B0WUsSvEo2RsQ6aPho by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:29:45.206844Z
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@DEERBLOOD @parker Amazing bit. My family here calls themselves the Ukrainian mafia, we have agents in every Ukrainian immersion school in the area. It's a huge extended clan living under the purview of the Canadian government, specialised mostly in nagging, rape farming, and penny pinching.
(DIR) Post #B0WV2cOkQgnKhmEMWu by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-23T02:31:38.002021Z
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@hidden @parker Thats good work if you can get it
(DIR) Post #B0WW8IKE4aMq8qO024 by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2025-11-23T02:43:51.089852Z
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Is that straight or compounding? 🤔
(DIR) Post #B0WWBrH0aq6lOra3CS by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T02:44:29.009081Z
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@Humpleupagus Frankly I am not autistic enough to know what that means
(DIR) Post #B0WWa3fg9L7EnkevuC by Wrest@shitposter.world
2025-11-23T02:48:52.766206Z
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@hidden just slightly jew-ish
(DIR) Post #B0WXAQHtXWyLMzsHPE by penguin@eveningzoo.club
2025-11-23T02:55:26.959406Z
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(DIR) Post #B0WXuWofbBMYwHBoHY by f0x@darkdork.dev
2025-11-23T03:03:46.388446Z
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@hidden @Humpleupagus it's referring to interest rates iirc
(DIR) Post #B0WYATEifzFiTAyZ3Q by bajax@baj.ax
2025-11-23T03:06:37.662563Z
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@f0x @hidden @Humpleupagus would've been easier to get if he'd said "yearly or compound"
(DIR) Post #B0WYnHBNQUBKNXurse by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:13:39.340443Z
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@f0x @Humpleupagus Blessed be the Usuric.
(DIR) Post #B0WYqlkGFeQg2HtmF6 by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:14:02.220680Z
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@penguin Very well
(DIR) Post #B0WbEaiN77bIgSVBDc by cine@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:40:58.428571Z
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@hidden YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE :battlercry:
(DIR) Post #B0WbORApRSoZzMVWGO by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:42:46.279416Z
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@cine Only a Jew can defeat the Jews...
(DIR) Post #B0WbpHUBZL1BlGMTSK by f0x@darkdork.dev
2025-11-23T03:47:39.577201Z
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@hidden @cine I believe in you :senkohappy:
(DIR) Post #B0Wc06GvbO6sASJrRw by cine@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:49:34.639786Z
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@hidden We defeated the jews by making pork a mandatory food.Also, everyone here believes he's hitler's top guy. There's that too.
(DIR) Post #B0WcsPnzC6AKO0gIvw by parker@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T03:59:23.373344Z
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@hidden @cine 2% in and you're already pulling the Esau Gambit, aka, Jewish mitosis
(DIR) Post #B0Wd05ZEK3C1w5RF1E by parker@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T04:00:46.480892Z
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@hidden Every post communist country seems to have no birth records from the before time. Either that or the Mormons decided Eastern European souls are non-essential
(DIR) Post #B0Wd9lGAgCSPqj8Uc4 by BowsacNoodle@poa.st
2025-11-23T04:02:33.689392Z
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@risperdoll @allison @hidden @georgia >”how much Jewish DNA do you need to be entitled to a free zyklon shower" the rest of us have to pay for our delousing and you're trying to get it for free. Entitled much?
(DIR) Post #B0WdJGbpUcktgSnbe4 by BowsacNoodle@poa.st
2025-11-23T04:04:16.232929Z
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@hidden @allison @georgia @risperdoll I bet that couldn’t be good for those border workers getting a dusting of zyklon daily
(DIR) Post #B0Wdu0MgqqC21BEgJU by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T04:07:57.733780Z
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(DIR) Post #B0Wem9Vd4N0w12Eioa by Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T04:12:01.817536Z
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Those DNA testers will always toss that in to mess with racists. Also, to be honest, those lab tests really can't tell you your race.
(DIR) Post #B0WjqQlzKAkIUIkQ0e by MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T04:37:08.634167Z
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>Those DNA testers will always toss that in to mess with racists. They're also quick to throw in a dose of Africanitis, because normalizing the we're-all-the-same propaganda is very important to them. I'm pretty sure the lawsuit to stop 23andMe from selling everyone's data is still ongoing. In a proper society nobody would have to worry about what some foreigners want to do with your information.Don't the jews have an absurd number of genetic predispositions that need solving?
(DIR) Post #B0WjsgxA8arzFV3Jrc by BroDrillard@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T04:40:01.496168Z
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They do as the result of their inbreeding.23 told me I'm 0% jewish. I supposedly have a good amount of neanderthal and some "viking", however they measure that.
(DIR) Post #B0WjtbXFlb0sjeMvtQ by hidden@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T05:18:01.439967Z
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@MCMLXVIIOTG @Captain80s @Dagnar I used Ancestry, the Jewish region it gave me was added in the recent update
(DIR) Post #B0WmG17bWAU8MwBdFw by Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T05:42:50.630050Z
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Yeah, don't rely on those tests. if I become Fuhrer, they won't be used to determine who lives.
(DIR) Post #B0WmyHUW19FTsc0fvk by MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-23T05:49:26.877956Z
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(DIR) Post #B0Wz55ezbOpCfCvL1M by grips@cawfee.club
2025-11-23T08:08:12.037881Z
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@hidden @f0x @Humpleupagus the evil brother of Alaric
(DIR) Post #B1o0OFCvKq5rmFxWAy by Paradox@raru.re
2025-12-31T02:59:37Z
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@hidden I still love milk even when it's 2%.