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(DIR) Post #B0Mza5pYo4z3usrwsC by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T11:51:13Z
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Cloudflare just jumped off a bridge, down globally.
(DIR) Post #B0MzaDuSljeuyPDycq by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T11:57:01Z
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Downdetector down as they use Cloudflare, journalists are gonna be fukken mad as how they do they say 1000 people have reported an outage
(DIR) Post #B0MzaMAM4X7ma0imVU by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:09:57Z
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Here's what it looks like from Mastodon end for anybody interested, green is successful queues, red is failed. Unfortunately a lot of the fediverse is behind antitrans supporters, Cloudflare.
(DIR) Post #B0MzaUJ9ngv1pctvKy by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:13:26Z
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Cloudflares status page is down now too
(DIR) Post #B0MzacGyBhvGX9wI2S by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:18:58Z
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The Internet: designed to withstand an nuclear blast, reroute automatically.Four tech companies: what if we can bring it down at any moment by typo'ing a regex string, lololol
(DIR) Post #B0MzalGElngUPUfKe8 by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:23:24Z
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lol, Cloudflare's status page got overloaded
(DIR) Post #B0Mzdtizl3xXWrc2PA by ISO8601@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:06:16Z
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@GossiTheDog supplier management portal down (uses CF)try to find origin server on Shodan (shodan down, uses CF)try to find origin server on Censys (censys down, uses CF)well, fuck
(DIR) Post #B0N1aTJdgnmkf9FLoO by thatbrickster@shitposter.world
2025-11-18T12:49:11.779408Z
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@GossiTheDog I have my suspicions someone used AWS to take them down.
(DIR) Post #B0N1fueXThk6tYcIfw by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-11-18T12:49:59.015640Z
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@ISO8601 @GossiTheDog Slaves get what they fucking deserve
(DIR) Post #B0N1uYiVJmQrCnSHuy by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:26:48Z
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Tech press trying to cover Cloudflare outage
(DIR) Post #B0N1ua0yUanjEN6YLY by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:30:45Z
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Cloudflare say they are seeing signs of service recovery, but the failed queues are getting worse on my Mastodon server.
(DIR) Post #B0N1uayWvARKD4y7Au by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:41:20Z
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frame this modern art
(DIR) Post #B0N1ujYd0q4IpLv3YG by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:44:04Z
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Cloudflare continues to investigate an hour inMastodon failed queue continues to grow
(DIR) Post #B0N1urqeBjEeXYPYkS by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:44:52Z
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Cloudflare 'Change Management' in action
(DIR) Post #B0N5CoFebC58SbM49Y by jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt
2025-11-18T12:27:17Z
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@GossiTheDog bleeping computer indeed!
(DIR) Post #B0N7E3islIHydrkYGO by windsheep@infosec.exchange
2025-11-18T12:27:28Z
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@GossiTheDog says it all. Just without the ads.
(DIR) Post #B0N7Ms3JWP3X3LVZui by henryk@chaos.social
2025-11-18T12:49:39Z
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@GossiTheDog Personally, I'm very partial to this one. (The Sovereign Tech Fund is a German government funded initiative to improve resilience of our tech stack.)
(DIR) Post #B0NFpcVvAj4YtN6oM4 by securopean@infosec.exchange
2025-11-18T12:03:01Z
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@GossiTheDog AWS, Azure and now CloudFlare. At least we get to normalise global Internet outages the same way as we now normalise ransomware.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0qPQ3BUv54Y0DA by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T12:59:41Z
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(DIR) Post #B0NI0rXFrXMMZfDm40 by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T13:50:19Z
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Hour two of the Cloudflare outage, Mastodon retry queue at record length and failed attempts at highest amount on record too.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0saTx1XFpxjrjU by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T14:16:28Z
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Wild, entering hour three and still seeing sites down and about 40% failure rate on Mastodon Sidekiq queue requests.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0tQapHDeRa7TxQ by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T14:46:52Z
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Fun fact, if you google booter services (DDoS services), almost every major one is a Cloudflare customer. So currently, by anti-DDoS provider Cloudflare being offline, the world is a safer place.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0uM1Nl9lJgzLTE by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T14:52:14Z
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Cloudflare says it is resolved, and my Mastodon server queue is clearing now... so prepare for DDoS to resume, since their DDoS botnet customers are back online.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0vXOyvr0zHJwqe by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T14:58:39Z
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Here's the 6 month Mastodon Sidekiq track, you'll see the highest amount of failures on the far right today in red - that was the Cloudflare outage.Hopefully it encourages more #mastoadmin to consider if Cloudflare is a good choice.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0wS7a3DxpBrFFw by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-11-18T15:08:37Z
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17 hours from now, somebody will reply to this thread saying 'It's not down, works for me'. Always happens. I love the internet.
(DIR) Post #B0NI0xF2eAM8GukJVY by celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee
2025-11-18T15:51:46.977Z
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social I'll have you know that my Fedi server hosted behind cloudflare is working fine. I would've replied to you earlier but uh, my whole instance was down for some unknown reason.
(DIR) Post #B0NJNWi3YfrcbBe18y by elias_sorensen@mastodon.social
2025-11-18T14:57:02Z
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@GossiTheDog Gotta love the age of single points of failure in a supposedly massively distributed network of independent nodes