Post B0LJk4HmdrbCEWVSW8 by coolboymew@shitposter.world
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(DIR) Post #B0LHJit1NkPsQWEZLE by smugumin@poa.st
2025-11-17T16:36:01.076441Z
41 likes, 18 repeats
new companion unlocked
(DIR) Post #B0LHU4IicOqJjqBdtA by coolboymew@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T16:37:53.327150Z
9 likes, 1 repeats
@smugumin they'll need to evolve out of that mega destructive behavior if we want to take them as pets though
(DIR) Post #B0LHawaVh4CDqNmrlQ by smugumin@poa.st
2025-11-17T16:39:08.504001Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
grubby little minibear monkey creatures
(DIR) Post #B0LIJA7wiSb0ZpVlvU by smugumin@poa.st
2025-11-17T16:47:07.983239Z
9 likes, 4 repeats
@coolboymew that and how they can expertly climb stuff AND open doorsdisaster waiting to happen
(DIR) Post #B0LISAMnCA1dvSkVXM by coolboymew@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T16:48:45.131936Z
8 likes, 2 repeats
@smugumin they're basically even more curious cats with more agile hands, complete disaster
(DIR) Post #B0LJ5zeCT5zEGQslxA by All_bonesJones@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T16:55:57.096365Z
6 likes, 1 repeats
@coolboymew @smugumin I'm betting on cat-style domestication. They just sort of move in and hang out.
(DIR) Post #B0LJDhczLf2Kh5zYQa by All_bonesJones@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T16:57:20.723694Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@smugumin cc @MeBigbrain
(DIR) Post #B0LJFW834YQjbrNwOG by coolboymew@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T16:57:40.155341Z
5 likes, 2 repeats
@All_bonesJones @smugumin yeah, but their humanish hands and their high intelligence will make them a massive issue where you'll have to baby proof the entire house even harder than for a real baby
(DIR) Post #B0LJXVtQghqO5h81Xk by All_bonesJones@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T17:00:55.801771Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@coolboymew @smugumin it'll be fine, they're smart enough to figure out how to not get themselves killed
(DIR) Post #B0LJk4HmdrbCEWVSW8 by coolboymew@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T17:03:11.473486Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@All_bonesJones @smugumin it's not just that, it's them getting in your foodAlso them being natural foragers means that they can wreck destruction to the entire house, open up walls, abuses floor defects, etc.
(DIR) Post #B0LJm8oql46Ws8xfpQ by All_bonesJones@shitposter.world
2025-11-17T17:03:34.396077Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@coolboymew @smugumin they'll figure it out eventually don't worry
(DIR) Post #B0LJoyr4GGSEpzLvii by nine2fivestudio@nicecrew.digital
2025-11-17T17:03:43.809765Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@coolboymew @smugumin @All_bonesJones *wreak
(DIR) Post #B0Lcfbw2NWBWpZbJZI by David@varishangout.net
2025-11-17T20:35:15.323839Z
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@smugumin - If they can be domesticated, that will be the best thing for them. They currently occupy a precarious position in nature, too dependent on us to survive if we go the way of the dodo.
(DIR) Post #B0LcwP9r8Wma7t4Y8O by rlier23@detroitriotcity.com
2025-11-17T17:36:12.934419Z
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@coolboymew @smugumin so basically furry flightless parrotsoh well it aint that bad at least these ones dont have can openers for mouths
(DIR) Post #B0LeP01ZlGgMWnOkYy by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-17T17:21:54.935768Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@smugumin Want
(DIR) Post #B0LeW2MZSsXXoAZfou by kerosene
2025-11-17T20:55:58.791312Z
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@smugumin I am become Dog, befriender of humans
(DIR) Post #B0LfXM7lZvSTL9qHoG by Shlomo@poa.st
2025-11-17T17:34:40.743631Z
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@smugumin @coolboymew Hmm, is it possible to teach them to gather money. Drop a few of them near the federal bank and see what happens.
(DIR) Post #B0LisG1bkahmMpcVBQ by Lyle@poa.st
2025-11-17T20:07:13.531465Z
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@All_bonesJones @smugumin @MeBigbrain We already domesticated the ferret, which is pretty much the same thing without the opposable thumbs.https://youtu.be/g4NZnaIcueI?si=Okh9P7lTQIsetbxR
(DIR) Post #B0Lisb0xiBfNSuTmam by SavvyLevie@poa.st
2025-11-17T18:48:11.149121Z
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@smugumin We'll domesticate fucking trash pandas before we domesticate niggers. Phew.
(DIR) Post #B0Lmxh8In5RvhobDd2 by Xenophon@poa.st
2025-11-17T22:27:32.633830Z
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@smugumin >evolvingidiots.
(DIR) Post #B0LqNXFsRFVASh9itM by LittleTom@poa.st
2025-11-17T23:08:53.658392Z
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@DEERBLOOD @smugumin They're good critters I love when they show up at my porch.
(DIR) Post #B0LqkXP43O9fa8QCBs by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2025-11-17T23:13:02.948500Z
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@LittleTom @smugumin There used to be one that would come eat out of my building's dumpster every Friday at 3pm and I was working remote so Id go sit on the balcony, drink a beer, and watch him hog down