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 (DIR) Post #B0F4oS3bXRLir8kMe8 by ghorwood@mastodon.social
       2025-11-14T16:46:53Z
       
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       new plan to please client's investors: hire some guy named 'alfred' or 'albert'. call him 'Al'. then tell all the money people that we use 'Al' for everything and hope they don't notice that second letter is a lowercase 'l' and not an uppercase  'I'."we use Al for deep data analysis. Al writes half our code. we've got Al handling all our customer interactions and he's (uh, i mean "it's") indistinguishable from a human. Al scraped the ice off my windshield this morning. Al makes us coffee".