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(DIR) Post #B0EiBwBTOZuU0XeoOO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T12:34:06Z
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your car is too big and it looks like an expensive tumor. It looks like a pug who was selected as a poster child for the dangers of the poor breeding practices of puppy mills. It looks sad. and it doesn’t fit anywhere: not in a parking spot, not in the garage, not through the opening to the carport. Your big ugly wheels are in the crosswalk, so sloppy, everybody’s disappointed.
(DIR) Post #B0EiMHfQNPjtX3bHZQ by Nicovel0@mastodon.social
2025-11-14T12:35:56Z
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@futurebird I was watching an American show and at some point the protagonists came out of an Escalade, and I was shocked at how ugly that lorry is.
(DIR) Post #B0EitfOJC00QfPVqHQ by LightFIAR@med-mastodon.com
2025-11-14T12:41:58Z
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@futurebird But you will LOVE TESLA! Or else....yrs for the trillion, Muskolini, il douchebag
(DIR) Post #B0EjdXMXNIRb5UYaMi by rood@aus.social
2025-11-14T12:50:15Z
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@futurebird could I get this to go, as a sticker?
(DIR) Post #B0EjnT6Y3nfemHoVxw by gbargoud@masto.nyc
2025-11-14T12:52:04Z
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@futurebird I am filled with anger every time I see a crosswalk with a big missing chunk where some asshole's car was parked when it was painted
(DIR) Post #B0EkdfG07g0TWh7ky8 by sovietfish@todon.eu
2025-11-14T13:01:26Z
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@futurebird please keep roasting cars b/c I unfortunately need to replace mine and I need the encouragement to not buy a huge SUV-ish beast like my parents are recommending
(DIR) Post #B0F0IyPRJooy6xh7x2 by JamesWidman@mastodon.social
2025-11-14T15:37:23Z
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@Nicovel0 @futurebird thank you for calling it a lorry
(DIR) Post #B0F0IzYh2tojfx220u by Nicovel0@mastodon.social
2025-11-14T15:55:12Z
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@JamesWidman @futurebird my preferred term is wankpanzer but I don’t know how universal it is
(DIR) Post #B0F0J0cH74HCxLiPEe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T15:57:02Z
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@Nicovel0 @JamesWidman hm I’d ask: What is an antonym for “universal” ?
(DIR) Post #B0F0leftloRXIt4NSC by Nicovel0@mastodon.social
2025-11-14T16:02:13Z
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@futurebird @JamesWidman antiversal?
(DIR) Post #B0F8qp2xQzKKYKpXGq by ira@beige.party
2025-11-14T17:32:46Z
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@futurebird last time i was in florida visiting family, i was walking (!) around the neighborhood and it really did seem like the cars had houses to put their garages in, and the people were just living in the rest of the house as labor to operate the cars.