Post B0Euf78mw85Zpy5320 by wtrmt@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #B0EtxmwW9kIck5gJzk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T14:46:01Z
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Life keeps putting impulse control challenges in front of me. l
(DIR) Post #B0EuLlly9sPY3zBOV6 by econads@mendeddrum.org
2025-11-14T14:50:02Z
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@futurebird it's not like you're going to hurt anything..
(DIR) Post #B0EuYx7VHS5F1MXczg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T14:52:39Z
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I mean if I did give it a sucker punch could they really get mad?
(DIR) Post #B0EueNv54FNzaQJxuy by darkling@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T14:53:39Z
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@futurebird I'm sure you wouldn't be the first person to do so, nor the last.
(DIR) Post #B0Euf78mw85Zpy5320 by wtrmt@mastodon.social
2025-11-14T14:53:48Z
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@futurebird a neighbor has this same dude in the garden with a shirt, hat and sunglasses as a sort of burglar scare device.
(DIR) Post #B0EvqGOAza11ex9s8G by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T15:07:02Z
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@futurebird punch it like it was the original JP Morgan.
(DIR) Post #B0Ew3lasHiVICiXKd6 by MedeaVanamonde@beige.party
2025-11-14T15:09:25Z
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@futurebird but he’s unarmed
(DIR) Post #B0EwDJeZ1PD8RaodZQ by billseitz@toolsforthought.social
2025-11-14T15:11:09Z
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@futurebird they should put a squib in its mouth
(DIR) Post #B0EwOFdGJP1d9tQAfg by billseitz@toolsforthought.social
2025-11-14T15:13:02Z
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@futurebird (I think it's for kicking)
(DIR) Post #B0EwZCzOTlB899zvw8 by billseitz@toolsforthought.social
2025-11-14T15:14:40Z
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@futurebird for extra points, pull the back of its shirt up and over its eyes, then pummel it while screaming NO RULES!
(DIR) Post #B0ExKFq1hjuqap38oi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T15:23:41Z
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@MedeaVanamonde did you just
(DIR) Post #B0ExaJC4znlfdM1Ipc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T15:26:30Z
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@queenofnewyork I can always count on the fedi for supportive and wise advice on life choices.
(DIR) Post #B0FctbMNm6Brb89orA by pdkoenig@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T23:09:22Z
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@futurebird @queenofnewyork We live To Serve Man