Post B0EkYvRsUmokIOQ5fE by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #B0EkMieSFW578BTwfY by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-11-14T12:58:27Z
       
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       “Make unstoppable happen.”Sounds more like a threat than a slogan— I regard JP Morgan’s new slogan as a negative market indicator. There’s something self-conscious about it. Why would a proud and venerated investment bank like JP Morgan Chase even think about our glorious, ever-rising stock market being stoppable at all? why would it need to be made unstoppable? Why do they have an ad on the subway?When toboggan ride begins? people may well long for the stoppable.#stockmarket
       
 (DIR) Post #B0EkYvRsUmokIOQ5fE by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-14T13:00:38Z
       
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       @futurebird Rorschach reaction Ethan fucking frome
       
 (DIR) Post #B0EnvdzdrOXygJjloW by Tallish_Tom@mastodon.scot
       2025-11-14T13:38:18Z
       
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       @futurebird I don't understand!If its unstoppable how can _I_ make it happen? Its gonna happen anyway, you just said its fucking "unstoppable".But, what if ...unstoppable thing doesn't happen?
       
 (DIR) Post #B0Eqzsy2QceA8yhXN2 by StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
       2025-11-14T14:12:43Z
       
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       @futurebird 1929 was unstoppable. Just sayin'
       
 (DIR) Post #B0EsK6lYvzoGga4Yhk by mhoye@mastodon.social
       2025-11-14T14:27:35Z
       
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       @futurebird Somebody in their advertising org is absolutely making fun of them here. If anyone's got a copy of The Onion's "Our Dumb Century", there's a page on 1929 saying nearly that exact phrase, that "The Stock Market Is Unstoppable!". You turn the page and the next headline, in some huge hundred-point font, reads "PENCILS FOR SALE".