Post B0E2D3DkWS9Y2wZQQ4 by roytoo@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #B0DkuT1Mfv6tLFKXbM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T01:29:51Z
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This is a screenshot from tumblr but it has come up in my life more often than you might think. #noFun #funPolice #FTP #FTFP
(DIR) Post #B0Dl3JAWfu3BOLpaxk by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2025-11-14T01:31:25Z
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@futurebird "So you're saying there's a chance?""No, that is the opposite of what I just said"*picks up d20* "I wanna roll"*sighs* "Fiiiiiine"
(DIR) Post #B0DmK1iysxDoANU1BI by phooky@hexa.club
2025-11-14T01:44:44Z
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@futurebird for extra tumblr points: "you can not seduce me in a way that matters"
(DIR) Post #B0Dmmej1TWvfEW9cB6 by stevenaleach@sigmoid.social
2025-11-14T01:50:48Z
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@futurebird The Internet has let me down.I was *sure* there would be a picture of a pair of appropriately spaced Puffball Mushrooms wearing a sexy bra.But... somehow... none.In fact I can't find any puffballs wearing any clothing.That disappoints me greatly.How, in the whole history of the Internet, has no one *ever* found a pair of puffball mushroom globes on their lawn some morning and decided they needed to be dressed and photographed?I thought I knew the Internet. Such a lapse.
(DIR) Post #B0DoE18mLLIoWgoPT6 by DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange
2025-11-14T02:06:58Z
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@futurebird First you tell me I can't fight the gazebo, and now you're telling me I can't even seduce the fungi? What kind of fascist fantasy is this?
(DIR) Post #B0Don2hwVaOtWQxeBk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T02:13:20Z
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@stevenaleach I think this is how one "finds a calling"
(DIR) Post #B0Dp0tY3MNtPAVwNX6 by stevenaleach@sigmoid.social
2025-11-14T02:15:49Z
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@futurebird As I'm constantly on the lookout for puffball patches... Maybe someday I'll rectify this.Followed by harvesting, breading, and deep-frying them as usual.
(DIR) Post #B0DpCnMCCkulRS4KVk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T02:17:58Z
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@inthehands @stevenaleach Um. On THIS Christian server we require a CW for this kind of content, or at least a tasteful blur.
(DIR) Post #B0DpNQgsom1qKRoekS by stevenaleach@sigmoid.social
2025-11-14T02:19:52Z
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@futurebird @inthehands
(DIR) Post #B0DpRdTRETM78KX6Wm by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T02:20:40Z
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@stevenaleach @inthehands I don't know why I didn't anticipate this thread ending up like this.
(DIR) Post #B0Dpo5EKiQNJaaAhF2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T02:24:42Z
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@jargoggles "Aw come on why did it get me again this time? I'm never the one who tries to seduce the fungus." :(
(DIR) Post #B0DsZPo4EMMivMaDdw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T02:55:33Z
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@ireneista "Normally when I encounter an impressive network that isn't a clone somehow separated from myself the chemical warfare gets going and you try to keep your territory... but if it's possible you might swap some gametes... never know if they have one up on the local bacteria, or some good tricks to play on the ants. Do you have any neat tricks that you play on the ants? Bacteria resistance? An in with those insular quaking birch trees?"
(DIR) Post #B0E2D3DkWS9Y2wZQQ4 by roytoo@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T04:43:38Z
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@futurebird HahMy teens and their D&D groups get up to all other kinds of shenanigans but so far I don't think they've tried seduction. (But they could just omit that when relating the most recent campaign highlights.)
(DIR) Post #B0E4dE2h6sk92y0ZNY by oblomov@sociale.network
2025-11-14T05:10:44Z
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@futurebird @stevenaleach @inthehands honestly it's pretty meek compared to what it could have been
(DIR) Post #B0EIvXnTng5csxWLui by AbyssalRook@mstdn.social
2025-11-14T07:50:57Z
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@futurebird "But I have speak with plants!"The DM, a biologist: "Mwahahaha....MWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(DIR) Post #B0EYoFn3wtmoHIs5PE by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
2025-11-14T10:48:49Z
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@futurebird I'm pretty sure AO3 or e621 would disagree
(DIR) Post #B0EZPTQAEWqJGduO92 by cstross@wandering.shop
2025-11-14T10:55:38Z
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@futurebirdMy first reaction to that screenshot was to think, "hmm, so they want to get down and dirty with something like Ophiocordyceps unilateralis only it cycles through mammals not formicinae—how can I GM *that* for shits and giggles (and body horror)?"Am I a bad man?
(DIR) Post #B0Exi808UfOPElA73A by zephyrxero@layer8.space
2025-11-14T15:27:56Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #B0Ey6FjXOf0qAUtysK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-14T15:32:22Z
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@zephyrxero oh no no no do not like where this is going at all