Post B06TrOJSsbJsrEj4jo by ricci@discuss.systems
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 (DIR) Post #B05OzT6KGeyr5yeWgq by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-09T23:56:15Z
       
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       Scientists  have discovered that it is possible to just do something, without making a podcast about it
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzV295ApD5aiDS4 by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:19:46Z
       
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       Mathematicians announce Podcast Limit Theom, proving widely-believed conjecture: there is no limit on the number of podcasts
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzWSPmzQrVM0i2K by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:21:54Z
       
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       Theologians ponder the great question of our time: can god make a podcast so long that even He cannot finish listening to it
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzXeVLWhHD8fsWG by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:24:58Z
       
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       Logic falls apart when logicians attempt to construct the set of all podcasts that do not discuss themselves
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzZ9NmCzTrC83Hs by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:28:55Z
       
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       Economists prove that as the number of podcasts increases, the marginal value for each ad for BetterHelp approaches zero
       
 (DIR) Post #B05Oza9m2EtiyhJsXI by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:31:35Z
       
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       Astronomers exited over possible discovery of Great Podcast Nebula, but further investigation reveals that Nebula is actually a video streaming service
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzbPPNazwrTdsXo by jawnsy@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T00:32:44Z
       
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       @ricci damn Rob these are all so good
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OzcQVazTM1BAGtk by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:35:38Z
       
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       @jawnsy I have some stuff simmering on the stove, what else am I supposed to do
       
 (DIR) Post #B05OziJdhRXiHbzs1Y by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:34:47Z
       
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       Philosophers ask: if a podcast drops on iTunes but nobody likes and subscribes, does it make a sound?
       
 (DIR) Post #B05P8P4McuaXCJzmXw by katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-10T00:21:33Z
       
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       @ricci I concur!
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PCGEvOg2syHm5gm by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:38:27Z
       
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       @jawnsy (the obvious answer of course is: "make a podcast")
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PE1Ivth19EHUKZM by SnowyCA@social.vivaldi.net
       2025-11-10T00:27:27Z
       
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       @ricci 😂 🤣 great thread
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PPcw8K0aj84MHzc by gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe
       2025-11-10T00:51:10Z
       
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       "We'll be discussing some breaking scientific news from @ricci on the next episode of our podcast…"
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PeQCpw5olzQE4q8 by gwozniak@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:29:06Z
       
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       @ricci How many podcasters can dance on the head of a mic?
       
 (DIR) Post #B05Pif7GRUd9OIdqAS by epilanthanomai@signs.codes
       2025-11-10T00:54:43Z
       
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       @ricci "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." — somebody hot, probably
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PtsW6xWSk8cbzt2 by gwozniak@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:32:53Z
       
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       @ricci Still mostly hot, gaseous emissions.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05PzntX3cGJXXONqS by Jbear5@floofy.tech
       2025-11-10T00:57:50Z
       
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       @ricci Well, sure. There are also YouTube videos.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05QHjZRs8vbLGY2vQ by silvermoon82@wandering.shop
       2025-11-10T00:10:59Z
       
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       @ricci But so far only in lab conditions.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05QhpI1ESNCbkpyOO by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T01:05:48Z
       
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       Paleontologists discover first-ever fossilized sound. Preserved "Rock-Cast" contains voice of Roganopteryx dismissing claims of incoming meteor as "woke bullshit"
       
 (DIR) Post #B05QkuGBD1OItMRhXk by LibertyForward1@beige.party
       2025-11-10T00:19:05Z
       
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       @ricci inconceivable.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05RLgOViwn6bRsY4W by gwozniak@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T00:22:47Z
       
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       @ricci Answering that question will take a 15-part series, starting with my long analysis of the history of corn flakes.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05RSff8qKNKMPzRbs by katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-10T00:22:22Z
       
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       @ricci LOL!
       
 (DIR) Post #B05SJB6JCZAcvGjbMW by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T01:23:45Z
       
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       @silvermoon82 More  research is  needed
       
 (DIR) Post #B05Wr1rITBV9vB6rbM by amerika@annihilation.social
       2025-11-10T02:14:43.894676Z
       
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       @ricci Like deporting wops to north Africa?
       
 (DIR) Post #B05YtKIJ65YXaNxzmK by daodao19@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T02:37:28Z
       
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       @ricci 做播客是很浪费经理的一件事;做播客也是很伟大的一件事。你把学习科研的经历拿出来教学,本身就很无私奉献。
       
 (DIR) Post #B05Yz1TA06z4wGl9Ci by McD1979@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T02:38:30Z
       
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       @ricci Hear about their findings on the first episode of their new hit podcast Irony Is Dead with Dr. Jenn Jobowsky and Dr. Daniel Ellison.  Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05feJ4K4SRt7WD7zc by MardraS@mas.to
       2025-11-10T03:53:12Z
       
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       @ricci this the first I’ve heard about it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05gadNUigLeu6zUu0 by faraiwe@mstdn.social
       2025-11-10T04:03:44Z
       
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       @ricci GASP
       
 (DIR) Post #B05govzkIbOKhJhYX2 by shriramk@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T04:06:17Z
       
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       @ricciI was going to say "Rob, you're cookin!", but now it appears that that was *literally* true?@jawnsy
       
 (DIR) Post #B05hNMNGjAC2MF7TTE by mikalai@privacysafe.social
       2025-11-10T04:12:32Z
       
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       @ricci sound in ChatGPT ears? 👀
       
 (DIR) Post #B05iWkjzbQDoUPn7NA by d1@autistics.life
       2025-11-10T04:25:27Z
       
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       @ricci I'd laugh if it weren't the case that I've actually been fired for practicing Good Science, but the good science was not visible to (and therefore appreciated by) the business types who controlled my paycheck. It's a funny joke until you're fired from a lack of visibility.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05lSSWjg9g4hkEbp2 by anne_twain@theblower.au
       2025-11-10T04:58:13Z
       
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       @ricci 😂😂😂 Like we used to in the good ol' days.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05nCYn6oyzBPJRJoW by rose@linuxrocks.online
       2025-11-10T05:17:44Z
       
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       @ricci Unreproducable. Let's see the raw data.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05nwdyZsMjsoDmJqC by jonhendry@iosdev.space
       2025-11-10T05:26:09Z
       
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       @ricci If there is no Ted Talk did it even happen?
       
 (DIR) Post #B05qwlUoDVnDzgbUau by diametraldaneben@ieji.de
       2025-11-10T05:59:48Z
       
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       @ricci i made a Podcast Form this post! Thanks! <3https://robricci.podcastworld.com?f&6788654#43hs67od032szk
       
 (DIR) Post #B05s0kpUji8l2WkHJI by luoc@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T06:11:44Z
       
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       @ricci in mice!
       
 (DIR) Post #B05tNkJoty944OSObA by BuckRogers1965@techhub.social
       2025-11-10T06:27:05Z
       
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       @ricci Unless something is observed, it never happened.
       
 (DIR) Post #B05tZvA0Pzu1Aafica by danoss777@techhub.social
       2025-11-10T06:29:16Z
       
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       @ricci Unfortunately comedians will not read the paper
       
 (DIR) Post #B05vMpm1KpuSbfLAVE by LotharMucki@norden.social
       2025-11-10T06:49:19Z
       
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       @ricci NO WAY!
       
 (DIR) Post #B060vGMBVN0ifaUZY8 by burn@infosec.exchange
       2025-11-10T07:51:35Z
       
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       @ricci https://infosec.exchange/@burn/113194132265858754
       
 (DIR) Post #B064xMgtKGy4i5R3b6 by gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno
       2025-11-10T08:36:41Z
       
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       @ricci engineers affirm you can't make a podcast without making something else before.
       
 (DIR) Post #B06644TjXLf0Cu2hWa by scott@carfree.city
       2025-11-10T08:49:12Z
       
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       @ricci It's called The Dig
       
 (DIR) Post #B06ARlYnvRikIey6bI by bjoreman@toot.cafe
       2025-11-10T09:38:17Z
       
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       @ricci Surely it's purely theoretical, like dark matter or something?
       
 (DIR) Post #B06HU0Q8LWdge7vaeO by me@edafe.social
       2025-11-10T10:57:00Z
       
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       @ricci You're on a roll!
       
 (DIR) Post #B06Sa2V2czCaKOIqiO by nikhil@mastodon.acm.org
       2025-11-10T13:01:29Z
       
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       @ricci Fortunately it was a large scale study, without which they may have missed it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B06TrOJSsbJsrEj4jo by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T13:15:50Z
       
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       @shriramk @jawnsy so, what, it being literally true makes you less likely to say it?
       
 (DIR) Post #B06e6aNjI0pIApbYye by shriramk@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T15:10:36Z
       
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       @ricci Precisely. @jawnsy
       
 (DIR) Post #B06e9MgSfs0eYjgx3Q by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T15:11:09Z
       
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       @shriramk @jawnsy you would be an ideal podcast host
       
 (DIR) Post #B06nCQFcldm64wfhjM by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-10T16:52:32Z
       
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       @kura Unfortunately, they did not reveal this. Scientists, man.
       
 (DIR) Post #B06ub8lBdPZWkaAUO8 by shriramk@mastodon.social
       2025-11-10T18:15:25Z
       
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       @ricci I presume your limiting case of maximal idealness is the podcast host who refuses to say anything. @jawnsy
       
 (DIR) Post #B08TAlkyEIYFQmBhbs by youseeatortoise@wandering.shop
       2025-11-11T12:17:32Z
       
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       @ricci hmm, does this theory stand up to peer review?
       
 (DIR) Post #B08s23Zj6ndYwTs38a by pcbeard@sfba.social
       2025-11-11T16:56:06Z
       
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       @ricci Future generations will scratch their heads wondering why long form streamed audio blather is named for an obsolete portable audio playback device. Why weren’t Walkman or Xune similarly referenced?
       
 (DIR) Post #B08sn6VK2KLPdXFDkm by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-11-11T17:04:36Z
       
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       @pcbeard what you don't Xune your tunes?
       
 (DIR) Post #B08tJRVJUkfo27f1bU by pcbeard@sfba.social
       2025-11-11T17:10:28Z
       
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       @ricci iBlabDon’t get me wrong, I get most of my talking points from podcasts.